Blind Item #5
This former A list performer(singer) who still has A+ list name recognition told producers of a recent awards show that he needed an additional 15 minutes before he could take the stage. Apparently he needed the time to relax. And by relax he meant pleasuring himself. Sound check had run late and it is his pre-show ritual.
Justin Timberlake
ReplyDeleteI heart radio awards
Or is the consensus that he the male parts of a Ken doll?
Screw it. Elton John.
Michael Jackson.
ReplyDeleteUhhh...From the grave then?
DeleteWell, I hope he washed his hands.
ReplyDeleteHey, whatever works.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's one way of getting over stage fright.
ReplyDeleteAaaaand I heart Radio Awards haven't happened yet. I'll just double down and say this blind takes place in the FUTURE.
ReplyDeleteAlso, warecat, don't get on that bus today.
I'm going with Robin Thicke.
ReplyDeleteI've never considered choking my chicken as a stress reliever. I'm going to give it a try.
ReplyDeleteYou know, this seems a lot healthier than any of the other kinds of vice that you read about on this site. So other than being late, can't really find fault.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have no idea who it might be.
LOL WHOEVER THIS IS LEARNED FROM THE BEST!
ReplyDeleteDoes Eminem count as a singer?
ReplyDeleteOoooooh great guess
DeleteMarc Anthony - Billboard Latin Music Awards to be different
ReplyDeleteJohnny drama on entourage! RoR
ReplyDeleteWTF?? A singer has to take care of himself before a show? I thought for sure this was going to lead to a bj from a back up singer or dancer or groupie. How does this happen? What is wrong with this guy?
ReplyDeleteSpringsteen. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 2014 awards. Recorded 10 April.
ReplyDeleteDon't know why but this just sounds like the Artist Formerly and Currently and Forever Known as Prince. No evidence and I don't know if he's been on any award shows lately but his his name just popped into my head when I read this.
ReplyDeleteThe only comment I have regarding wanking for stress relief is that if it takes 15 minutes or more, you're just adding more stress.
ReplyDeleteIf you're "not ready" for your own hand, you're doing it wrong.
Count off 15 minutes. It's a l-o-n-g time in Wanker World.
Or maybe that's just me.
I heard from a doctor, not a dentist, that a woman patient once complained about how her jaw was hurting. The dr. Asked if she thought she had tmj and she said " it really hurts after I give my husband two hour bj's" the dr referred her to a dentist. But, clearly she's not doing something right if it take two hours!!! Those were the days before hippa.
ReplyDeleteThis is a blind worthy item why? So what someone masturbated to calm down. He could be doing a LOT worse to calm himself down.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who says they don't masturbate is a total liar.
@kno Won Uno ~ If a guy can last 15 minutes spanking his money then a girl's gotta wonder how long he can last in the sack. Which is probably much longer than 15 minutes. Also some people like to draw out their pleasure. Not just a wham bam thank you hand.
Well what about the after glow period and a smoke? Surely some of that 15 minutes involves some of that. And yep, if it's taking 15 minutes I'm doing something wrong or you're "savoring the moment" a little too much.
ReplyDeleteI can see it as a great stress reliever though.
A male singer taking care of himself before a show is gay ergo Elton John or George Michael.
ReplyDeleteIn the news yesterday
ReplyDeleteNearly Half Of All Men Climax Within Two Minutes
Typically the article fails to manage the average time for females.
So do you think men would proudly wear a T-shirt saying I'm a Two Minute Man?
Go Flyers Go!
I want to crash after a wank session. I couldn't imagine going out on stage afterwards.
ReplyDeleteThey'll never look at Limp Biskit with a straight face.
ReplyDeleteLike others have said, if it is taking him 15 minutes then that is way too long. Hopefully he was giving himself a little time prior to get ready, and then clean up time.
ReplyDeleteI don't see an issue if it helps.
Tmi! How cld anyone know that??!!!
ReplyDelete@Tina: "45% of men finish w/i 2 minutes" W/o a rubber, when my ex was banging me once a month if I was lucky, then yeah. Once I stopped relying on her for sex and went back to chokin the chicken on a regular basis, nah.
ReplyDeleteand 11 erections in a day? That is crazy. Those dudes need to take the edge of in their morning shower so they can think like a human during the day. Helps ease the blood pressure too.
Also, it sucks that when a guy is really horny the sex is over with in no time, but when a woman is, she keep going and can knock out multiple orgasms. God's gift to make up for Shark Week I guess.
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ReplyDeleteMarilyn Manson did the opening for the Golden Gods Awards (last week I believe). I could see him do this.
ReplyDeleteiheart radio ma was last week pretaped airs this thurs or fri. pretaped so it wouldn't really matter if he needed more time. didn't air live
ReplyDeleteJohn Mayer
ReplyDeleteYou learn so much here.
ReplyDelete@Aoife..."you learn so much here"... Too much. No I'm going to wonder if certain men I see or comment with in blinds have "taken the edge off in the morning shower"... Thankfully, my hubs doesn't have to do that often...
ReplyDeleteThis is nearly identical to an "A List" entry for Bill Maher, whose listing says his contract stipulates that he gets 15 minutes "alone time" before every show, with the implication that he's spending that time shooting putty at the moon.
ReplyDeleteIt is better than guys who do it at work. If you ever hear a dude is going to the bathroom for a #3.......
ReplyDeleteAxl Rose, Revolver Magazine Golden Gods Awards, probably a coke run, as well. He took home the "Ronnie James Dio Lifetime Achievement Award," so he probably got so excited that he had to wank off.
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