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This B list mostly television actor/comedian from a long running network show hit on about ten different women at a party over the weekend. Try as he might, no woman was willing to go back to his place with him. They were more interested in some other celebrities that were at the party. Our actor lost out to several of these other celebrities and left the party alone.
Lopez
ReplyDeletePlease let it be David Spade
ReplyDeletePlease let it be David Spade
Please let it be David Spade
...it's probably not David Spade.
David is a great guy...what's the deal?
DeleteBobby Moynihan
@Bacon Ranch Hahahaha! Yes, that would have fixed his swollen head at least temporarily.
ReplyDeleteI just don't get it, Leek. I tried to watch his Rules of Engagement show and the funny, it must have had better things to do :/
ReplyDelete@Bacon He's got great hair, but I can't help but think he be snarky in person.
ReplyDeleteIf have gone with David Spade if he'd asked me.
ReplyDeleteYup. No shame.
DeleteWhy not :)
DeleteViolet - if David Spade isn't available I'm sure you can get Andy Dick.
ReplyDeleteReplace the words actor/comedian with drunk, broke Freshmen, and celebrities with Frat Bros; and this could have been me in 1985. Suck it Rhonda V and the rest of your ilk!
ReplyDeleteCharlie..I wasn't able to get on line over the weekend due to that Blanc Debris in a wifi void. How was your trip to FL? Can't believe you drove from MI to there! Oy very what a haul that must have been.
ReplyDeleteTruly I'd probably go out with David Spade too. He seems funny and smart. Me likey.
This could be any # of people. A few more hints would help.
David Spade is popular with the ladies for a reason (the oral).
ReplyDelete"Long running network show" is Enty-speak for Saturday Night Live. Sounds like someone hitting on chicks at the usual post-show after party. Lots of SNL alumni show up for that if they're in town so it could be anybody, but if it's someone from the current cast I would guess Jay Pharoah. He qualifies as B-list by virtue of being the designated Obama impressionist now.
ReplyDeleteBlogger MadLyb said...
ReplyDeleteDavid Spade is popular with the ladies for a reason (the oral).
I'm so confused. I thought the reason David Spade had scored with several women way out of his league was because he was hung like a horse.