This former A+ list mostly movie actor who hangs on to A list strictly because of his name hates his new movie role. The role has him looking well beyond his years and as a result is having to pay for sex which he is loathe to do.
My first instinct was to write "this is obviously about a gay man", and now I'm on the Cruise train. I love Tom Cruise, don't care if gay or not, he's a good actor.
OMG, Lotta, I had to go look at FSP's avi, too. I was staring for a few and then saw that the name of the pic is "man with three balls" and immediately shut it down. I don't need to be seein' that ish right before lunch.
ok, i know this is going to sound crazy, but i dont actually think tom cruise is gay. i mean, remember in Mission Impossible II, he had some crazy good chemistry with Thandie Newton...Crazy, yes. Gay, maybe not.
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@FSP- further inspection leads me to believe that's a 3rd ball in your avi?
Delete@Lotta- just call me 3Pac.
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ReplyDeleteRussell Crowe
ReplyDeleteWe gotta crack Gretchen Weiners. We crack Gretchen, and then we crack the lock on Regina's whole dirty history.
ReplyDeleteSay crack again.
DeleteCrack.
DeleteI will not crack!
DeleteOh, hi, did you wanna buy some drugs?
DeleteTom Cruise
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise: too gay to function
DeleteI gave him everything... I was half a virgin when I met him!
ReplyDeleteI think tonight might be the night with Jason.
DeleteTom Cruise wants sex with women??
ReplyDelete@Simon, it doesn't say anything about paying a woman, could be a jiggalo.
DeleteRichard Gere
ReplyDeleteKaren, you are en fuego today!
DeleteSomebody told him about Shane Oman.
ReplyDeleteGretchen cracked.
DeleteSay crack again.
DeleteCrack.
DeleteGood grief.
ReplyDeleteGretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles
ReplyDeleteOn board with Crowe guess.
ReplyDelete@Charlie, I don't know how it's happening! Maybe the Mean Girls trolls are good luck for me. :)
ReplyDeleteNoah
ReplyDeleteIt's definitely Richard Gere - pic of him looking old in DM today. Then again he is actually quite old anyway.
ReplyDeleteKevin Costner has a new movie out.. draft day, I can see this being him, he is not looking the best.
ReplyDeleteI love the Ahnold guess.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Crowe & his crazy Noah beard.
ReplyDeleteHave to go with Crowe for this one.
ReplyDeleteMy first instinct was to write "this is obviously about a gay man", and now I'm on the Cruise train. I love Tom Cruise, don't care if gay or not, he's a good actor.
ReplyDeleteOh no, the single troll with multiple sign-ons is bored and at it again holding conversations with himself.
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ReplyDeleteI think it's Wen
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OMG, Lotta, I had to go look at FSP's avi, too. I was staring for a few and then saw that the name of the pic is "man with three balls" and immediately shut it down. I don't need to be seein' that ish right before lunch.
ReplyDelete@disco, I thought it was a huge animal paw. Then I clicked on it and saw the veins! Shame on FSP!
DeleteNutter sammy anyone?
DeleteOn board with Costner
ReplyDeleteI feel like this is a movie currently filming where the actor has had to gain weight, not tan, dye his hair, etc.
ReplyDeleteFirst instinct was to guess Cruise, but I'm like the Gere guess too!!
ReplyDeleteI wonder what Russells' ex is up to, if she's still seeing that Australian Idol (or DWTS or whatever) guy that she was seeing when they broke up.
ReplyDeleteSeeing his name so much recently got me to wondering.
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ReplyDeleteok, i know this is going to sound crazy, but i dont actually think tom cruise is gay. i mean, remember in Mission Impossible II, he had some crazy good chemistry with Thandie Newton...Crazy, yes. Gay, maybe not.
ReplyDeleteI seen Arnold on WWE. It looks like they just spray his forehead w/ extra tanning crap, then comb it into his hair. Disturbing.
ReplyDeleteRussell Crowe is known for paying for women, he prefers it. Penny pinching Arnold the maid fucker is a better candidate.
ReplyDeleteWoody Harrelson
ReplyDeletenot woody h. not true. idk if hes married, dont ruin my dreams bc hes my celeb crush #2 behind steve coogan.
ReplyDeleteGere, even tho Costner is in pics today, I haven't seen any pics that made him look that bad...Gere looks homeless on his set.
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS A REALLY CONFUSING THREAD TO READ WHEN YOU ARE HIGH.
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