Saturday, April 19, 2014

Blind Item #3

This is a first for this permanent A list entertainer(performer). He has never been in a blind item. He is cheating on his wife with a woman a third of his age.

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  1. Wayne Newton? In news for selling home today...

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    2. Can't be Wayne as he was emasculated by a surgeon decades ago to keep that boyishly high pitched voice!

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  2. That's who I think it is as well, sandy! Good call.

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  3. ...oh Wayne Newton is a good guess too, Lady.
    Just when you think they outgrow being dogs...:(

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  4. Thx but Wayne might be a good guess too except he may have been a blind before Bacon. In any case its probably one or the other.

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  5. It's the weekend. I refuse to do math today. I will start a new batch of pancetta though. Maybe I'll play some Tony Bennett as I putter in the kitchen.

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  6. I see you're in agreement anyhoo.

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  7. @ Charlie don't you just buy pancetta from the deli?

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    1. Hi Violet! No, I make my own. I picked up a 2.5 kilo slab of pork belly yesterday that I need to slather with spices and start curing. Also going to get some bresaola going.

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    2. And I thought I was something of a domestic goddess by making my own hot cross buns from scratch. I bow down to your superiority Charlie.

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  8. Ooh Charlie, sounds zexy. What are you wearing doll?

    Could there be LESS clues?

    I'm saying sexy Tom and his Jones just because I wanted to mention his jones.(Just woke up and not real woke up yet)

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    1. Hey Sherry. A washed out, mint green button down. Light khaki slacks. Light brown slip on tasseled loafers.

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  12. Charlie excellent call on the toonage. Seattle will celebrate with some tony b as well

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  13. I wonder if Enty likes pancetta?

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  14. Uh Sherry WAKE UP!!!!!

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  15. And then Sandyboo my husband took my computer so I had to find one that would allow me to delete all those extra posts.

    Need more iced tea...

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  16. Yeah but what are you wearing while you're doing it, Charlie?

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  17. FINE. When Yolanda Foster hangs David's balls up in her lemon garden and starts dating all those young hot Canadian Tenors, don't be surprised when I break out my pop-lock-told-you-so dance.

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  18. The list of possible suspects is too long to list for this vague of a blind.

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    1. Anonymous6:03 PM

      Right? Not even close to being juicy.

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  19. Let's start looking at the comedian section of entertainment for a minute. Many of them are quite old. I wonder if this could be a well-known comedian near 60. There are a few.

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    1. And they may not necessarily have made it into the blinds here. I'm thinking Blue Collar Comedy, or some of the southern comedians.

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  20. Let's start looking at the comedian section of entertainment for a minute. Many of them are quite old. I wonder if this could be a well-known comedian near 60. There are a few.

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  21. I LOVE breseola! 50 bucks worth of CharliePancetta, please!

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  22. They never cheat with an older woman, like Raquel Welch or Sophia Loren. They are both still smoking hot.

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  23. So not just an apron and an eye patch huh? Sigh..

    (You know I only don this to make you uncomfortable, right? LOL)

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  24. Ha! I would do it Sherry, but I don't feel like footing the bill for therapy if one of my kids walks around the corner and finds me in the kitchen nekkid save for a blue and white pinstripe apron.

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    1. Don't forget the added therapy based on being naked, AND fiddling with your bacon.

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  25. A woman. A third of his age. OK, she's at least 18 and he's at least 54. If she's 25 he's 75. If she's 30 he's 90. So, somebody in his 50's to 80's.

    Of course math is not enty's strong suit.

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  26. wayne newton is broke. why would anyone be with him without his money? and is foster a performer?? i thought he just wrote and produced.

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  27. Sting and Trudie are in the Daily Mail today.

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  28. @Fleuhr .. I didn't check the DM but Sting was the one that I had thought of from the start. I was actually surprised that no one mentioned him until you.

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  29. Anonymous6:16 PM

    Hmm, Christopher Plummer? There's been some rumblings about him elsewhere recently.

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  30. Sting in that tacky suit? Maybe he's trying to be young? What is it TTM always says? Mid life crises are hard y'all.

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