Blind Item #3
This former A list mostly movie actor who everyone loves for one specific film role but rarely ever appears in movies any longer has been coming and going to his home only on weekends to see his kids. His A list mostly movie actress wife always seems to travel those weekends.
Warren Beatty, Ishtar
ReplyDeleteMatthew Broderick/ SJP
ReplyDeleteGreat guess Karen.
DeleteThought this too
DeleteI feel like she should be more tv though? She does movies now..?
DeleteCan I just say that we don't have a clique problem at this school? And some of us shouldn't have to take this workshop because some of us are just victims in this situation?
ReplyDeleteRegina George: cheats on Aaron Samuels with Shane Oman every Thursday in the projection room above the theater.
DeleteThere are two types of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.
DeleteJanis Ian-DYKE.
DeleteThat's original Gretchen Schlongs
DeleteJanis, that's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
DeleteMatthew Broderick: has-been who killed people in a Ireland car accident.
ReplyDeleteSarah Jessica Parker: has a horse face
I like Karen's guess.
ReplyDeleteWill and Jada
ReplyDeleteOh, Lotta. You're so cute. As if Will and Jada spend time with their kids off the red carpet.
ReplyDeleteBut they make movies together! It's all a sham? :/
DeleteWill & Jada Smith: Merkin & Beard
ReplyDeleteOk what's the deal with the Mean Girls trolling???
ReplyDeleteHi, Courtney. How was Bristol? You a TN woman?
DeleteToday will involve a lot of scrolling past posts.
Hello sweet @oneeyecharlie the Bristol race was frigidly cold, as I sat there for about 12 hours plus I had to go alone and 12 beers in, I was gone. Yes I live in TN! Glorious place ha. Yeah I'll be doing a lot of scrolling I guess. How nice....
DeleteI like disco fluxes guess.
ReplyDeleteCan you believe my f-ing mom is here?
ReplyDeleteMrs George: thinks she's a "cool mom."
Delete@ItsCourtneyD
ReplyDeleteThey are trying to make "fetch" happen.
That's Gretchen Wieners, her dad invented toaster streudel.
DeleteThat's so fetch!
ReplyDeleteTrolls,
ReplyDeleteCan you tell Bruce Jenner troll I miss him terribly?
Thanks :*(
Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!
ReplyDeleteBruce Jenner is a fat virgin.
ReplyDelete@burn book, while I agree Broderick's career isn't exactly stellar, I don't think he killed them on purpose... The family even forgave him for their loss of a mother and daughter.
ReplyDelete@Oopsy Daisy:
DeleteMatthew Broderick: killed them on purpose. ;)
sJP not A list
ReplyDelete@ burn book. Warecat said the exact same thing about Mathew Broderick. Exact.
ReplyDelete#you'renotfunny
#getajob
Hairydawg: thinks anyone who posts on a gossip site must be jobless; therefore, must be jobless himself. Economy sucks, bro, but you'll find something one day. #keepfaith
Delete@ Vera...LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Matthew (Ferris Bueller)and SJP.
Grool
ReplyDeleteWould anyone consider SJP to be a mostly movie actress though? I would imagine she's mostly known for Square Pegs and Sex and the City, not the ghastly rom-coms she does movie-wise.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I miss Bruce and Co. BEST TROLLS EVA. This crap today? Yawn.
ReplyDeleteKaren ftw.
ReplyDeleteBroderick and SJP
ReplyDeleteIn SJP's defense, the Kentucky Derby is coming up and I hear she really wants to place better than Beff Stern.
ReplyDeleteWas Beff an escort when she met howie?
ReplyDelete@TLP: I don't know. I figure her European "modeling" career was cover for hooking.
ReplyDeleteSandra Bernhart said that Beth was known to be a party girl who was after a rich guy.
Since the timeline of the beginning of her relationship with the Praying Mantis in a Wig keeps changing, I hypothesize that she may have been the stripper Page 6 said Howard bought a car for.
Something is up with her, since Howard won't bone her w/o a rubber. At this point it can't be fear she won't get an abortion.
Oh how I've been waiting for some funny trolls on CDAN!!!
ReplyDeleteStill waiting.....
@BeckyMae - Hee!
ReplyDeleteBroderick and Parker.
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