Blind Item #2
This A list everything bought and paid for an escort for his son. The escort was a porn star the son has always liked. The A lister checked her talent test before he would let her spend the night with his son.
This A list everything bought and paid for an escort for his son. The escort was a porn star the son has always liked. The A lister checked her talent test before he would let her spend the night with his son.
Posted by ent lawyer at 8:30 AM
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Didn't we have this blind recently? I'll go with Arnold again.
ReplyDeleteWill Smith
ReplyDeleteCmon Enty read your damn archives!
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna assume ALL of them and instead guess the porn star: Jessie Jane, the human gecko
ReplyDeleteNow *that's* how to set your child up for a lifetime of happiness. You can buy anything (even companionship) and that you can't get a girlfriend on your own.
ReplyDeleteI feel that Mr Violet and V jr no 1 have missed out on some vital bonding because I'm pretty damned sure that they haven't discussed their favourite porn stars yet.
ReplyDeleteOh @Violet - good parenting doesn't just happen. We need to work at it.
Deletep diddy, son just had sweet sixteen
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DeleteGood dad points. Bonus for making sure the whore's papers were in order.
ReplyDelete@it took forever
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, maybe some people *can* only buy companionship.
OT: this pirate is soaking up the sun in southern Florida. Suck it, northern betches. Shout out to Courtney. Boogied thru TN in the middle of the night. Sandybrook, where you at bro?
ReplyDeletenear Cape Canaveral Charlie
ReplyDeleteWould Kris Kardashian fall in the category of A everything ?
ReplyDeleteThere are now tests for entertaining celeb offspring? If they make the honor roll, does the A lister keep them and give the son someone else?
ReplyDeleteProcreation is fraught with peril.
and thus the cycle of paying for sex continues
ReplyDeleteand thus the cycle of paying for sex continues
ReplyDeleteTom Hanks
ReplyDeleteDamn, the best thing I ever got from my dad for my bday was a rifle. He never rented a porn star for me.
ReplyDeleteDiddy, his son had a birthday a few days ago.
ReplyDeleteYup, P. Diddy's kid. Interestingly, the Ktrash Jrs, Smiff kids, and Selener were all in attendance. Heard it was WILD.
DeleteClint eastwood
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise and Conner.
ReplyDelete@Sunshine
DeleteI think it's far easier to imagine Connor having sex than to imagine Tom Cruise negotiating rates ... and checking a med record - surely that would give Tom the heebie-jeebies.
Creepy to the max.
ReplyDeleteTalent Test sounds like a CO$ thing, so I'll go with Cruise...
ReplyDeleteYeah P Diddy definitely first on my mind. His kid got an infamous P Diddy party & a porn star...bet he didn't even ask it was more like surprise me dad.
ReplyDelete@ becky: Talent Testing Services is one of the 2 testing facilities approved by the adult industry to be included in their database.
ReplyDeleteTyronian.lannister. lannisters. Always pay the debts. I thought this was season 2 reveal already.
ReplyDeleteBrad
ReplyDeleteJa-creature (Jack Reacher/Tomasina Cruise) and Conner
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