Friday, April 25, 2014

Blind Item #2

A room service waiter got the surprise of his life the other night when this B- list singer/newbie actress answered the door and told our waiter to set up everything in the living room. There in the living room was a half naked woman lounging on the couch and when the waiter wouldn't stop staring, the singer asked the waiter if he would like to join them. He said no. He did get a big tip though.

25 comments:

  1. Selena, letting her freak flag flap?

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  2. Anonymous7:33 AM

    Nicki Minaj?

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  3. I also thought Nicki

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  4. nicki fits, however i would rank her a little higher than B-

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  5. Nikki minaj a rapper
    Selena always identified asformer tweener
    Rita

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  6. Turning down a threesome with Rita Ora?

    ..why?

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    1. Cause she cheated on Sockboy with over 20 guys so STDs maybe?

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    2. Waiter probably just was so shocked I can imagine how it went down- he was probably stammering like a 12 yo and couldn't get out of the room fast enough. Not everybody is a cool slut and ready to get naked on command- esp when working. He probably regrets leaving now - esp with the crap his buddies will give him. He will be masturbating to the what ifs for the rest of his life.

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  7. Ora is a newbie actress.

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  8. Yes, but I'm curious which half was naked? I'm gonna guess the lower half. While breasts are more innocuous than the V, it seems than women prefer the mental "security" of having their upper half covered. A shirt can drape across the nether regions, allowing a flash of the goodies only if desired. Anyone see flaws in my logic?

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  10. He would have been fired if he was caught and didn't want to risk it. Job market still not great.

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  11. I think you're over-thinking it, Chrlie. Half naked = probably in her underwear.

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    1. I'm gonna have to argue that one, Cee. I would call that partially dressed/undressed. Half naked implies visible goodies; not goodies obscured by a gossamer veil of silk...

      Oh my, I think I'm coming down with the vapors!

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  12. Rita Ora is not attractive in my opinion. Her "talent" is questionable too. There will be a time when she wishes she didn't dump Sock Robbie.

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  13. Charlie was definitely over-thinking it, Cee Kay. But my guess is he enjoyed it.

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  14. "Dear Penthouse Forum..."

    BS.

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  15. Rita Whora loves the ladies

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