This D list celebrity left his, in her mind A list everything after dinner the other night and was spotted at a corner of The Abbey making out with a guy.
Poor Casper. He's not married to her so he won't get a Kevin Federline settlement. When she's done with him, I guess he'll have to hire himself out as a cabana boy to keep the lifestyle to which he's become accustomed to.
Nah. He's a boy toy. She's enjoying what Madonna already knows. Even I've had a boy toy. It feels good to be in control. You pay for everything and you get to control everything. It's very powerful.
Yeah somehow I don't this guy is saving anything for even slightly blustery day much less one with rain. When she dumps him(and I thought she already did) he's gonna be in for a very rude awakening.
If I were Casper? I'd be taking every financial advantage I could, every time she bought me something nice I'd be listing it on eBay the next day and socking away the money.
WritergirlinLA, hi, haven't seen you in a bit! Happy Easter.
Re boytoy: I find myself full questions - how did you start with him? Were you both up-front about the nature of the relationship from the start? Was it monogamous? How and why did it end? Was it all about the sex or did you also have companionship times? Did you socialise with friends? Was he pretty? Was he smart? Naive?
Please feel free to tell me to bugger off if I'm being too nosy ('if' - yeah, totally am ;).
Alita... Bugger off !!! I miss being in Australia. Always makes me giggle whenever I'm there & everyone says bugger all the time. It could range from a car accident to a not quite ripened avocado. You would be castrated for that in the US. ( I'm Australian.)
Would never have picked the Aussie from your nickname ;) Greetings from the homeland.
Australia continues to rock, even more so from having lived in other climbes. Easter Sunday is finishing here, all full of family lunches and bottle shop closures.
Didn't realise 'bugger' was such a no-no in the States. Whoops, my bad. 'Wanker' is another of those words - say it in UK and you'd cause a blood feud, here and it's tantamount to saying 'maaaaate.' Or 'strewth, that's a ripe avocado.'
Always beaut to say g'day to a mate. Ahh me bonza cobber, 'av-a-go, crikey, but don't be wearing your bag'a fruit while your at it! You'll get in a blue with the strife an' be a flaming galah. Bloody oath, bugger it all. Being dinky-di 'Strayan isn't like being one of them Seppoes, heh. Was flat out like a lizard but don't get your knickers in a knot, got a driver (could have done with a drover! Lol!) for the point-oh-five. I mean fair go, I'm honest so I didn't want to stretch the boys in blue to they nick me. I'm ridgy didge. If you get over this way we can throw a snag on the barbie and play like we're on a 1980s Paul Hogan ad.
The thought occurred to me while reading this blind -- are we past the point where we are (a) shocked by the fact that the boytoy is bisexual (like any number of men and women in Hollywood) and are we just surprised because he's (b) in a relationship and fooling around outside that relationship, whether with a man or woman? Legit question here, and not judging anyone, just curious since this is a pretty forward-thinking group IMO.
Casper and J-blo
ReplyDeleteOh Casper.
ReplyDeleteTori's husband?
ReplyDeleteJLO for sure poor Casper the friendly ghost.
ReplyDeleteChange my guess, Nick
ReplyDeletePoor Casper. He's not married to her so he won't get a Kevin Federline settlement. When she's done with him, I guess he'll have to hire himself out as a cabana boy to keep the lifestyle to which he's become accustomed to.
ReplyDeleteI hope he's smart and is squirreling away as much $$$ as possible. However, he doesn't strike me as being a MENSA candidate either.
ReplyDeleteShe has to know! I'm starting to wonder if he is her beard????
ReplyDeleteNah. He's a boy toy. She's enjoying what Madonna already knows. Even I've had a boy toy. It feels good to be in control. You pay for everything and you get to control everything. It's very powerful.
DeleteShe knows. She can't be lonely. Especially now that Marc is engaged.
ReplyDeleteStill, Writergirl - I'd at least want my boy toy to be a masculine hetero guy.
ReplyDeleteYou know who'd be perfect? Taylor Kitsch from his Friday Night Lights days, that would be perfect.
Yeah somehow I don't this guy is saving anything for even slightly blustery day much less one with rain. When she dumps him(and I thought she already did) he's gonna be in for a very rude awakening.
ReplyDeleteBack in the closet unless you have permission, Casper.
ReplyDeleteAre we sure this isn't her son?? From way back - when she was on the block? I'm starting to wonder. He's just so fug.
ReplyDeleteIf any woman is willing to pay for everything for me, I'll let you control things, too. So I hereby announce my candidacy to be any woman's boy toy.
ReplyDeleteOh, so has Casper come out officially? Or is Enty dipping his toe into Mr x territory?
ReplyDeleteI don't give a toss, actually, just like to know what the rules are...
If I were Casper? I'd be taking every financial advantage I could, every time she bought me something nice I'd be listing it on eBay the next day and socking away the money.
ReplyDeleteWhats the point of a fake relationship if everyone knows its a fake relationship?
ReplyDelete@Brent
ReplyDeleteI'd love to know what she's getting from this. I don't think he's even bi, but completely gay.
He should hook up with a youngish sugar daddy. Someone like Cheyenne Jackson who isn't too bright.
WritergirlinLA, hi, haven't seen you in a bit! Happy Easter.
ReplyDeleteRe boytoy: I find myself full questions - how did you start with him? Were you both up-front about the nature of the relationship from the start? Was it monogamous? How and why did it end? Was it all about the sex or did you also have companionship times? Did you socialise with friends? Was he pretty? Was he smart? Naive?
Please feel free to tell me to bugger off if I'm being too nosy ('if' - yeah, totally am ;).
Alita... Bugger off !!! I miss being in Australia. Always makes me giggle whenever I'm there & everyone says bugger all the time. It could range from a car accident to a not quite ripened avocado. You would be castrated for that in the US. ( I'm Australian.)
ReplyDeleteSkippy
ReplyDeleteWould never have picked the Aussie from your nickname ;) Greetings from the homeland.
Australia continues to rock, even more so from having lived in other climbes. Easter Sunday is finishing here, all full of family lunches and bottle shop closures.
Didn't realise 'bugger' was such a no-no in the States. Whoops, my bad. 'Wanker' is another of those words - say it in UK and you'd cause a blood feud, here and it's tantamount to saying 'maaaaate.' Or 'strewth, that's a ripe avocado.'
Always beaut to say g'day to a mate. Ahh me bonza cobber, 'av-a-go, crikey, but don't be wearing your bag'a fruit while your at it! You'll get in a blue with the strife an' be a flaming galah. Bloody oath, bugger it all. Being dinky-di 'Strayan isn't like being one of them Seppoes, heh. Was flat out like a lizard but don't get your knickers in a knot, got a driver (could have done with a drover! Lol!) for the point-oh-five. I mean fair go, I'm honest so I didn't want to stretch the boys in blue to they nick me. I'm ridgy didge. If you get over this way we can throw a snag on the barbie and play like we're on a 1980s Paul Hogan ad.
And now I need to floss my brain ;)
The thought occurred to me while reading this blind -- are we past the point where we are (a) shocked by the fact that the boytoy is bisexual (like any number of men and women in Hollywood) and are we just surprised because he's (b) in a relationship and fooling around outside that relationship, whether with a man or woman? Legit question here, and not judging anyone, just curious since this is a pretty forward-thinking group IMO.
ReplyDeletePure dirtyness
ReplyDeleteI luh ya, Papi in the park. ;) Caspar is a naughty boy.
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