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This television talk show host likes to show the world that he has the perfect marriage and life but he rarely sleeps at home at night any longer and has quietly been hooking up with a woman who used to be an employee on the show and now seems to do nothing but wait for our talk show host to visit.
Marriage is tough, y'all, even for icky Docs named Phil
ReplyDeleteFinally you're back it was weird someone else using your lines, yall!
DeleteIt was totally weird, GatorGirl! Nu nu nu nuuuu (Twilight Zone theme song)
DeleteBoo, you whore!
ReplyDeleteDr phil looks too much like the Ed McMahon character from Garry Shandling. I just can't with him.
ReplyDeleteLet this be Sean Hannity!
ReplyDeleteThere's women in the world that wanna do Dr. Phil?????? :((((((
ReplyDeleteCould it be one of the Jimmys?
ReplyDeleteMy guess, too, Shopgirl007. I'm thinking Fallon.
DeleteSteve Harvey? Is he married still? I know he dispenses enough advice about marriage and has had some fidelity issues in the past.
ReplyDeleteThere's a 30% chance that this is Matt Lauer
ReplyDeleteSounds like Coach Carr.
ReplyDeleteCoach Carr: made out with grotsky little byotch Trang Pak AND Sun Jin Dinh!
DeleteKIMMEL
ReplyDeleteJason, why are you such a skeeze?
ReplyDeleteOh you'll get socialized alright. A little slice like you.
ReplyDeleteDamian: too gay to function
DeleteHey! That's only ok when I say it!
DeleteWho's the baby daddy now Muary?
ReplyDeleteI know!!! Matt Lauer and Ann Curry! LOL
ReplyDeleteI like Matt Lauer for this, but it would be great if it was Steve Harvey. Harvey gives the most annoying advice.
ReplyDeleteConan?
ReplyDeleteFallon hates that his baby is by donor eggs and constantly ridicules his wife and says " She's not really your baby"
ReplyDeleteAnd you know Regina cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend!
ReplyDeletePlease don't tell Regina I told you that! She'll kill me!
DeleteOh my god, she's so annoying
DeleteDr. Oz?
ReplyDelete...or Mario
ReplyDeleteLetterman. He has a history of sleeping with co-workers, and he's been bragging about how great his marriage is now. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/07/marriage-after-affair-can_n_2426990.html
ReplyDeleteKimmel just got married like yesterday. Not him.
ReplyDeleteIt's Fallon. The former employee in question is a former writer who became showrunner for his show, and then left a few months after his child was born with no explanation. She doesn't seem to be doing much of anything as of lately.
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ReplyDeleteI thought Letterman right away. Is that shit about Fallon true? Why does the guy care about donor eggs if it's his kid?
ReplyDeleteTopper & M Brown - I hope you're wrong but I thought of David too.
ReplyDeleteNoooo... Dave, go back to MT. Harry needs you!
Gotta be Bill O'Reilly!...
ReplyDeleteAhahahahahahaha!
Letterman
ReplyDeleteAunt Liddy, I like the way you think! It's just fun to imagine Conan as a horn dog instead of America's Irish lovable goof.
ReplyDeleteDAVE
ReplyDeleteThere are a lot of rumors about Fallon being a major prick to his wife, so he is a good guess. Letterman never hid his cheating and announced it on his show, so it makes me think it's not him.
ReplyDeleteI miss the kartrashian trolls. They were better. Mean Girls trolls- kind of boring. Bring back the Trashians!
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