I'm with you on the Ron White love, Warecat (in a non sexy way of course). The guy is just screaming funny. I've always thought he would make the perfect latenight host if the network could just leave him alone with no censoring.
Where have u been Wig?! How dare u have a life outside of CDaN! Are u cheating on me? Is there someone else? Wat did I do? Y dnt u love me?! I'll change I promise. Dnt leave me!!!!!!
Warecat!! Funny you mention that. While y'all were fighting last week I went over to Celebitchy. They're sweet and lovely, so naturally I was asked to leave :/
The Rock (not embarrassed) ; Ian Somerhalder (embarrassed), Billy Ray Cyrus, Michael Hutchence (not embarrassed, know he's dead), Johnny Weismuller (not emb., know he's dead) ; Billy the Exterminator (not emb).Jenny Shimizu (not embarrassed) love long hair on a man.
I just watched Mermaids for the first time since childhood over the weekend; she's amazing! I really wish she's act more because she really is just that damn good in front of the camera :) (I don't at all crush on her though.)
Spike from Buffy the Vampire slayer-James Marsters(those lips,that voice!) Mail from Firefly/Castle- Nathan fillion ( that butt, that...everything) Max Headroom/ Doctor Doctor- Matt Frewer ( sarcastically funny wit) Picard- Patrick Stewart (his voice...it Does things to me....)
I once had a crazy sex dream about Eminem when pregnant, with the setting being my old high school auditorium! You know how pregnancy brings on vivid crazy dreams... he's not normally my type either. It was actually pretty damn hot too.
Old/er Hollywood Rock Hudson- when I learned he was gay, my girl heart broke :'( Peter O'Toole- he looked like he could do the nasty things with grace while drawling " my dear girl, the position isn't impossible.. Just point your knee to the left and lean..." ( sigh) Cary Grant ..~I can't give you anything but loooove~.. Sean Connery- definitely BEFORE the reveal...( The Wind and the Lion) '74
I like 'em big, too, WareCat and have always had a huge crush on John Goodman. (not at all embarrassed, though!) I can definitely see the appeal of Ron White, but he always looks kind of oily/greasy to me for some reason.
David Hasselhoff. But I do admit it and have defended him vigorously about the drunken cheeseburger eating off the floor incident. He's the only celeb that follows me on twitter. Made my day
I don't think I have had any crushes that I was embarrassed of, but the biggest 4 were/are: Michael Hutchence (STILL sad over him), Paul Walker (same), Corey Haim (sad but over it), and Kid Rock (yay, at least 1 is still alive).
Lol about Charlie Day! I used to crush on him a little when I first started watching It's Always Sunny (him, not his character) but I have to say that Rob McEhlenney has replaced him totally for me in the list department and I have zero shame about that at all :) I just love Mac so much!
Oooh, there is something so special about him. I find him so hot too, an accountant. Mmmh. Seems all the guys from Sheffield are so broken, Sean bean, the dudes from def leppard, there's something in the water.
Gordon Ramsay. (I know! I know!) But there is something about that temper of his in the kitchen (I wouldn't tolerate it being directed at me in day to day life). I like a man overflowing with testosterone-I'll take that over a brow beaten, whiny, girly man any day!-and I feel like there is a lot of handsome hiding underneath those wrinkles...
Used to be Kevin Federline, back when he was in back-up dancer shape.
These days the only embarrasing one is probably the much-too-young for me Zac Effron. Most of my crushes are now at least relatively age-appropriate, and somewhat respectable in that they have actually jobs and/or talents. (i.e. not the washed up backup dancer ex-husband of a celebrity)
The man with the shortest legs and sloppiest fists in Hollywood...Josh Brolin. He's a massive drunk, an uber douche and not the best looking man I have seen. I am so ashamed mainly because I love Diane Lane so much and he's such a teeny little man who looks like a neanderthal. Ugh, just kill me. Please?
Other than him, I'm not embarrassed by anyone because he is the only person I like who is an asshole. Oh, and his new piece of ass is barely subpar. She is nothing and I mean nothing like Diane Lane, who is still a hot, sexy bitch.
I have no shame whatsoever in admitting I would do naughty things to Captain Hammer. He can call me Saffron any day of the week.
James Marsters has the most delectable voice. If you're an audiobook fan, listen to him read the Jim Butcher series. Try not to drool.
When I was a kid, I watched Night Court every day after school while I did my homework. Years and years later, I woke up from a naughty dream starring John Larroquette!
THOR (please, I see your shocked face).
Patrick Stewart is old enough to be my granddad, but I freaking love him. His acting class video killed me!
Kid Rock..I know I would get eleventeen different STDs just shaking his hand but he does something to me ..I mean the dude wears overalls in public..this is me (._.) ashamed
Kate Moenig. I find some butch lesbians really hot, even though I am hetero, or thought I was. I guess at my age, it doesn't matter and you can swing any which way and people don't care.
I adore Russell Brand, but wouldn't let my friends and family know, because, "I don't have celebrity crushes." Ha!
I have a huge crush on Eddie Redmayne, the dude who played Marius in the Les Miserables movie. He's a skinny effeminate awkward freckly boy who makes ridiculous faces, and I generally prefer bigger men, but I am in LOVE with him.
Maybe it's something about a heartfelt rendition of "Empty Chairs at Empty Tables," because I also kind of like Michael Ball, who played Marius in the 10th Anniversary concert.
I have a huge crush on Eddie Redmayne, the dude who played Marius in the Les Miserables movie. He's a skinny effeminate awkward freckly boy who makes ridiculous faces, and I generally prefer bigger men, but I am in LOVE with him.
Maybe it's something about a heartfelt rendition of "Empty Chairs at Empty Tables," because I also kind of like Michael Ball, who played Marius in the 10th Anniversary concert.
Not really celebrities...British politicians: Boris Johnson and Michael Gove. Not sure I could ever say it out loud but they're both sexy in a very, very strange way.
But I'd tell this group of vagrants? NEXT!
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ReplyDeleteMy crush is Wiglet. Shhhh don't tell!
ReplyDeleteKid Rock. But I would tell my friends.
ReplyDeleteRon White.
ReplyDeleteI still think he looked better b4 he dropped the weight.
Jonah Hill.
I like my men thick.
& that aint no secret.
I'm with you on the Ron White love, Warecat (in a non sexy way of course). The guy is just screaming funny. I've always thought he would make the perfect latenight host if the network could just leave him alone with no censoring.
DeleteU ever see his current wife, Harry?
DeleteShe's sexy as hell & a friggin Opera singer.
WareCat, I knew about the Opera singing, This picture is the 1st time I've seen her. Super pretty.
DeleteHe's hot and I love Scotch breath.
DeleteHarry Styles, because I could be his mother! But I think he is adorable!
ReplyDeleteVince Vaughn and Steve Carrell, too. What can I say? I like to get my laugh on.
ReplyDeleteAndy Cohen, Tuc Watkins, Skyler Astin. No shame though!!!
ReplyDeleteWhere have u been Wig?!
ReplyDeleteHow dare u have a life outside of CDaN!
Are u cheating on me?
Is there someone else?
Wat did I do?
Y dnt u love me?!
I'll change I promise.
Dnt leave me!!!!!!
Warecat!! Funny you mention that. While y'all were fighting last week I went over to Celebitchy. They're sweet and lovely, so naturally I was asked to leave :/
DeleteOh sweet Jesus.
DeleteI can finally sleep again.
& cancel my missing persons report w/ the CPD.
Eminem.
ReplyDeleteGod, I'm too embarrassed to tell anyone, including a bunch of strangers on the net. I will just keep my happy little thoughts all to myself.
ReplyDeleteBenny C. No shame. I like gingers.
ReplyDeleteThe sham wow guy, cause I'm weird like that. He reminds me of my tatted up, pierced ex who smoked bowls all day & could groove in bed.
ReplyDeleteThe Rock (not embarrassed) ; Ian Somerhalder (embarrassed), Billy Ray Cyrus, Michael Hutchence (not embarrassed, know he's dead), Johnny Weismuller (not emb., know he's dead) ; Billy the Exterminator (not emb).Jenny Shimizu (not embarrassed) love long hair on a man.
ReplyDeleteHere you go, Leek: long-haired man
DeleteNo f 'n way I'm hanging myself by answering this.
ReplyDeleteWell... It's NOT this guy.
ReplyDeleteNot a celeb.
ReplyDelete(Hanging head low, muttering in a low voice) a cartoon character, Zechs Merquise from Gundam Wing series.
Best. Answer. Ever.
Delete...Seth MacFarlane. I don't really want to do anything with him except listen to him sing and crack wise.
ReplyDeleteron howard, back in the happy days <3
ReplyDeleteNone of these are embarrassing considering I love Glee and Katy Perry. ;)
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I just watched Mermaids for the first time since childhood over the weekend; she's amazing! I really wish she's act more because she really is just that damn good in front of the camera :) (I don't at all crush on her though.)
Deletesamantha ronson. its not a crush its love
ReplyDeleteSpike from Buffy the Vampire slayer-James Marsters(those lips,that voice!)
ReplyDeleteMail from Firefly/Castle- Nathan fillion ( that butt, that...everything)
Max Headroom/ Doctor Doctor- Matt Frewer ( sarcastically funny wit)
Picard- Patrick Stewart (his voice...it Does things to me....)
Steampunk -
DeleteI suspect we couldn't loan each other DVDs because they all match ;)
Spike and Mal - very yes, but I mean while in character.
Picard - yeah ... Vash got it right. But as long as it was late TNG or DS9, I'd prefer Worf. Human women are too fragile? Just try me ;)
The love of my life. The most beautiful and alluring woman that has ever lived: Nancy Kwan.
ReplyDelete@Reno ok seeing as how you've admitted to Glee, my crush was Cory Monteith. Sad. I will keep to non addicted crushes in the future.
ReplyDeleteone direction. any of them.
ReplyDeleteI once had a crazy sex dream about Eminem when pregnant, with the setting being my old high school auditorium! You know how pregnancy brings on vivid crazy dreams... he's not normally my type either. It was actually pretty damn hot too.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you lot already know.
ReplyDeleteThe lovely Emma Watson.
DeleteMareeeee says no!
Delete@Violet He was absolutely yummy. No shame on that. I've been crying the last 2 episodes where they mention him. I'm such a dork.
ReplyDeleteOld/er Hollywood
ReplyDeleteRock Hudson- when I learned he was gay, my girl heart broke :'(
Peter O'Toole- he looked like he could do the nasty things with grace while drawling " my dear girl, the position isn't impossible.. Just point your knee to the left and lean..." ( sigh)
Cary Grant ..~I can't give you anything but loooove~..
Sean Connery- definitely BEFORE the reveal...( The Wind and the Lion) '74
Steampunk, are you a proud AARP member?
Delete@Cocoa Thanks! I like mullets too. I know I'm going to be sorry about that one.
ReplyDeleteI like 'em big, too, WareCat and have always had a huge crush on John Goodman. (not at all embarrassed, though!) I can definitely see the appeal of Ron White, but he always looks kind of oily/greasy to me for some reason.
ReplyDeleteSue Perkins. Not that anyone here has even heard of her in all likelyhood lol
ReplyDelete@Mark. Sue Perkins is amazing! And Mel. What sane person wouldn't love both of them?
DeleteHow could I forget Steve Harvey.
ReplyDeleteNicholas Hoult. Am ashamed because I am 45.
ReplyDeleteHe is just a baby but he is so charming
@ wiglet, celeb B has no taste for flava! We shall diss them while we welcome you home!
ReplyDeleteHey everybody!
Truly ashamed, but I do tell my friends so they can know what kind of sleazeball I am: Russell Brand. I'd do him in a heartbeat.
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ReplyDeleteDavid Hasselhoff. But I do admit it and have defended him vigorously about the drunken cheeseburger eating off the floor incident. He's the only celeb that follows me on twitter. Made my day
ReplyDeleteLouis CK.
ReplyDeleteActually, not embarrassing at all. I proudly lust for him.
I find him strangely hot too. Lol!
DeleteAshamed of: Michael Anthony Hall- 16 candles/weird science (I know..I know)
ReplyDeleteSteve Martin in hear he's really smart and kind of a recluse. I could deal with that. I'd live him for his brain.
ReplyDeleteCharlie Hunnam.
ReplyDeleteDan Aykroyd and Powers Booth.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I have had any crushes that I was embarrassed of, but the biggest 4 were/are: Michael Hutchence (STILL sad over him), Paul Walker (same), Corey Haim (sad but over it), and Kid Rock (yay, at least 1 is still alive).
ReplyDeleteJohnny Knoxville. Or Eminem.
ReplyDeleteI feel so dirty just typing that. Lol!
Omg, soccer mom!
DeleteCan please share Knoxville w/ me?
Pwetty peas!!!
Yes we can share.
DeleteAnd then NEVER EVER speak of it again Warecat. Ha!
Mel B
ReplyDeleteChristopher Eccleston. He's so odd looking, but somehow he makes it work. I would also wreck Louis CK, with no shame or regrets. Oh, and Charlie Day.
ReplyDeleteLol about Charlie Day! I used to crush on him a little when I first started watching It's Always Sunny (him, not his character) but I have to say that Rob McEhlenney has replaced him totally for me in the list department and I have zero shame about that at all :) I just love Mac so much!
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ReplyDeleteOooh, there is something so special about him. I find him so hot too, an accountant. Mmmh. Seems all the guys from Sheffield are so broken, Sean bean, the dudes from def leppard, there's something in the water.
DeleteI'm so candid I'm sure most of my friends just want me to shut up.
ReplyDeleteNo big crushes to reveal.
xtina.
ReplyDeleteGordon Ramsay. (I know! I know!) But there is something about that temper of his in the kitchen (I wouldn't tolerate it being directed at me in day to day life). I like a man overflowing with testosterone-I'll take that over a brow beaten, whiny, girly man any day!-and I feel like there is a lot of handsome hiding underneath those wrinkles...
ReplyDeleteTaking too many turns here, but closer to home (Canada): Jian Ghomeshi, musician and CBC host.
ReplyDeleteAdam Duritz.
ReplyDeleteI just got VIP/meet and greet tickets to Counting Crows and my husband is worried. Lol
The dude who plays Lord Bolton on Game of Thrones. What the fuck is the matter with me?
ReplyDeleteUsed to be Kevin Federline, back when he was in back-up dancer shape.
ReplyDeleteThese days the only embarrasing one is probably the much-too-young for me Zac Effron. Most of my crushes are now at least relatively age-appropriate, and somewhat respectable in that they have actually jobs and/or talents. (i.e. not the washed up backup dancer ex-husband of a celebrity)
Andy Gibb. God I miss tight pants on guys. I just want to be your everything...
ReplyDeleteJerry Cantrell - Alice in Chains. Forever and ever! :)
ReplyDeleteWell i was 9 but Pat Boone! Sad!!
ReplyDeleteAlexander Skarsgard. Hugh crush on him, but I am not embarrassed. My friends know :)
ReplyDeleteAin't no shame in crushing on Tuc Watkins and Nathan Fillion! Stand proud.
ReplyDeleteMine's Martin Freeman. Makes you feel better about yourself, huh?
Still waiting to run into Adrienne Barbeau or CharleneTtilton.
ReplyDeleteArcher, I don't care he's a cartoon, I looove him lol.
ReplyDeleteSorry for the re-post:
ReplyDeleteThe man with the shortest legs and sloppiest fists in Hollywood...Josh Brolin. He's a massive drunk, an uber douche and not the best looking man I have seen. I am so ashamed mainly because I love Diane Lane so much and he's such a teeny little man who looks like a neanderthal. Ugh, just kill me. Please?
Other than him, I'm not embarrassed by anyone because he is the only person I like who is an asshole. Oh, and his new piece of ass is barely subpar. She is nothing and I mean nothing like Diane Lane, who is still a hot, sexy bitch.
Nah I am proud to be on he Louis Theroux-Tom Hiddles Express....my BF knows I love a floppy haired British nerdboy
ReplyDeleteOh, Steamy, my sister from another mister!
ReplyDeleteI have no shame whatsoever in admitting I would do naughty things to Captain Hammer. He can call me Saffron any day of the week.
James Marsters has the most delectable voice. If you're an audiobook fan, listen to him read the Jim Butcher series. Try not to drool.
When I was a kid, I watched Night Court every day after school while I did my homework. Years and years later, I woke up from a naughty dream starring John Larroquette!
THOR (please, I see your shocked face).
Patrick Stewart is old enough to be my granddad, but I freaking love him. His acting class video killed me!
OMG! John larroquete!! Yaaaas!!! That was a big reason I watched Night Court when I was a child!!!!
DeleteI have always had a thing for Pauly Shore.
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ReplyDeleteKid Rock..I know I would get eleventeen different STDs just shaking his hand but he does something to me ..I mean the dude wears overalls in public..this is me (._.) ashamed
ReplyDeleteJeremy Irons.
ReplyDeleteJeremy Irons.
ReplyDeleteI used to love Pauly Shore So. Much. back in the day. All my friends knew that, though.
ReplyDeleteAdam Levine. You can start throwing rotten fruit in my direction NOW.
ReplyDeleteHarvey Keitel. Serious thing for him since Reservoir Dogs.
ReplyDeletePatrick Dempsey
ReplyDeleteAlec Baldwin
Oh...and Jason Bateman!
ReplyDeleteJack Nicholson and Willie Nelson
ReplyDeletewhen we were younger my cousin had a crush on jessie camp the homeless mtv vj i might have too
ReplyDeleteEthan Hawke. And, yes-I am deeply ashamed to admit it!
ReplyDeleteRussell Brand!! Oh God, love him.
ReplyDeleteJason Segel (not so bad right?)
Agreed, with those who said Eminem...
Kate Moenig. I find some butch lesbians really hot, even though I am hetero, or thought I was. I guess at my age, it doesn't matter and you can swing any which way and people don't care.
ReplyDeleteI adore Russell Brand, but wouldn't let my friends and family know, because, "I don't have celebrity crushes." Ha!
Rob Pattinson... without a moments hesitation
ReplyDeleteLoretta Young. Feel the absurdity: flattering types have pegged me in the neighborhood of Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel and, uh, Shane Diesel.
ReplyDeletePierce Brosnan
ReplyDeleteI would probably tell my friends. Chris O'Dowd. I thought he would have made an amazing Christian Gray.
ReplyDeleteI would probably tell my friends. Chris O'Dowd. I thought he would have made an amazing Christian Gray.
ReplyDeleteIt's still the same no matter what age I am...Rod Stewart, Mick Jagger, Keith Richard, Don Henley, Prince Harry, and Donnie Osmond is a throw-away.
ReplyDeleteLate to the party as usual, but...
ReplyDeleteAdam Levine
John Cusack
Gordon Ramsay
But I'm not ashamed of my forever crush on Gary Oldman. I've loved him since I saw him in Sid and Nancy back in 87.
I have a huge crush on Eddie Redmayne, the dude who played Marius in the Les Miserables movie. He's a skinny effeminate awkward freckly boy who makes ridiculous faces, and I generally prefer bigger men, but I am in LOVE with him.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's something about a heartfelt rendition of "Empty Chairs at Empty Tables," because I also kind of like Michael Ball, who played Marius in the 10th Anniversary concert.
I have a huge crush on Eddie Redmayne, the dude who played Marius in the Les Miserables movie. He's a skinny effeminate awkward freckly boy who makes ridiculous faces, and I generally prefer bigger men, but I am in LOVE with him.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's something about a heartfelt rendition of "Empty Chairs at Empty Tables," because I also kind of like Michael Ball, who played Marius in the 10th Anniversary concert.
Not really celebrities...British politicians: Boris Johnson and Michael Gove. Not sure I could ever say it out loud but they're both sexy in a very, very strange way.
ReplyDeleteBill Clinton and Chris Walken (about 25 yr ago).
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