Monday, March 03, 2014

Vanity Fair Party Photos Part One

Jennifer Lawrence
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner
Penelope Cruz
Reese Witherspoon
Miranda Kerr
Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson
Allison Williams
Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo
Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis
Jason Statham



44 comments:

  1. Jennifer Garner's dress looks pretty. The rest... meh. Allison Williams is beautiful, why is she wearing a sheet? And Diane Kruger, Nordic goddess in ... a doily? Reese, normally impeccable, looks horrible (this chest dress look has got to go), and Levine's body language with his girl is interesting.

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    1. Anonymous11:08 PM

      @Seven - it's suggesting to me "I'm with her for now, but off in a flash if someone better comes along"

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  2. I've always wondered; do they change their clothes in the limo on the way over?

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  3. HATE Allison's dress. Awful.

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  4. hate Alisons dress

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  5. Other than Josh, is this the batch of pix of men who are in a hurry to get away from their dates/wives/beards? They all look so impatient!

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  6. Penelope's material is all wrong - hippie, comfy dress.
    Allison - good grief, wrong!
    Lawrence's change is perfect for VF - should be short, sassy and shiny. Garner should have changed - what she wasn't sent more than one dress to wear?
    I'd wld do ANYTHING to get into the VF party - forget about the show, I wldnt be able to sit thru it, but give me a drink full of beautiful peeps, I'm in!

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  7. Diane Kruger's dress is the very definition of a hot mess. Truly unfortunate.

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    1. Paired with the hair, it's possibly the worst look of the night.

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  8. LOVE Jennifer Lawrence's dress!

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  9. wtf is Kruger wearing here???

    and why is JLaw standing there pigeon toed????? She cracks me up!

    Penelope just no--you are better than that

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  10. Diane Kruger's dress is god damn awful. Pacey give Joey a call ;)

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  11. jennifer lawrence had no underwear under her dress
    http://www.celebitchy.com/353098/jennifer_lawrence_in_red_peplum_dior_at_the_oscars_stunning_or_understated/wenn21146841/

    jennifer garner's dress was great when she moved
    the rest is ugly

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  12. Miranda Kerr makes me stabby for some reason.

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  13. Anonymous9:09 AM

    Jen garners dress is really ugly. She should spend more time with stylists than calling papps and stalking Ben. U got that ring and 3 rug rats bitch, stop being insecure and work that status or call Camilla valves for tips.

    Reese has a flask in that clutch.

    Joshua is soooo gonna give it to Diane after this. Kudos Diane. If I could've gotten my ex to have that gaze even 25% of the time he wouldn't b my ex.

    Adam your body language speaks volumes.

    Stathams babe gives off an I don't care I'm hot vibe. And I can't dispute her in her opinion.

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  14. Strange looking photo staging area. .. between the wall and the logo on the floor, it looks like vanity fair held the Oscar party in my high school gym!

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  15. Top 3

    Williams

    Kerr

    Kruger

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  16. Allison is drowning in that mauve mess.

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  17. Is Penelope Cruz pregnant again?! The first think I noticed when she was presenting on stage in that super fitted bubblegum pink dress last night was just how prominent her belly was! It was clear that she must have noticed it on the monitor too because a few seconds in she suddenly was doing everything in her power to angle herself and cover her torso with her presenter card. I know that she had her second child about a year ago but her belly had gone back down to flat in between then and now...I'm thinking there's definitely a third on board! Don't expect any announcements from her and Bardem though-they're tight-lipped.

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  18. Allison's dress is atrocious.

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  19. HATE Reese's dress #1 and then Diane's #2 then Allison's #3 no wait...

    Miranda Kerr has an amazing ass, as does JLaw. It looks like Stratham's babe doesn't want to even be there.

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  20. Among these I like the dresses of the two Jennifers, Diane and Olivia the most. (Ms. Wilde looked hands down the best among the expecting ladies at the Oscars).

    Penelope looking better in this dres, then what she wore at the Oscars.

    Reese Witherspoon is very daring heree.

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  21. I can not stand Miranda Kerr. She's so obviously a ho.

    I'm definitely in the minority on Kruger's dress I think it looks great on her. I love the way the lace looks in front of her legs. It's just a neat effect to me.

    Alison Williams looks like a bottle of cherry flavored generic pepto.

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  22. Kerr was definitely dressed forDiCaprio last night.

    Call your parents, Miranda!!!!

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  23. Kruger and Jackson look so good together, very much in love and all that.
    Can't say the same about Stratham and his gf : awkward...

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  24. Oh and Levine! Ha ha. Can't get away soon enough, he! I can't believe his gf doesn't real the signals

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  25. Is Jennifer Lawrence pigeon toed? I like the dress, but not the shoes with it.

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  26. If you have a gorgeous dress and many people are going to the Governor's dinner after the ceremony then onto the parties, why would you change? I wouldn't but then I wouldn
    't get a dress with a silly train either. That's for weddings IMRO

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  27. JLaw has nice legs.

    Affhole and Garner getting their picture taken at an Oscars after party. They are in heaven

    Miss Poon too. She's probably got a lady boner. Plus in a couple of minutes she can get a drink!

    Statham and Rosie don't look happy. At least Rosie doesn't.

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  28. For some reason I thought adam Levines girlfriend was pregnant? No? But I heard that last year so I guess not lol

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  29. For some reason I thought adam Levines girlfriend was pregnant? No? But I heard that last year so I guess not lol

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  30. Btw hi everyone long time lurker, just never had time to post before :)

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  31. That may be the worst I've ever seen Diane Kruger look - that dress is awful.

    And Allison Williams looks like Julia Roberts wedding in Steel Magnolias threw up on her - that is one butt ugly dress.

    Did they have fights with their stylists?

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  32. No, Allison....NOOOOOOO!!

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  33. PJ Penelope and Javier just had a baby not that long ago.

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  34. I am honestly not trying to be mean. But Rosie looks completely empty-headed. She might be stoned, but it's more than that. She is utterly vacant. Must be a whole lot of fun to hang out with.

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    1. Anonymous11:18 PM

      @Cee Kay - You're 100% right. She's not exactly someone you could have a conversation about foreign affairs with. She probably thinks United Nations is a store that stocks great shoes from every country.

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  35. Pics from the photo booth at Vanity Fair party. I didn't think Josh and Diane could look any better, but here it is. Lol

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/tommywes/stunning-portraits-from-the-vanity-fair-oscar-party?sub=3053308_2545066

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  36. Working my way backwards through the posts today... Totally think Penelope was the one with dog husband who was telling ppl it's over... Sad.

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  37. Allison's dress looks like a big used Tampon. Sorry, it looks AWFUL!

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  38. Anonymous11:07 PM

    Rosie is back with Jason, it would appear ... that girl obviously doesn't learn.

    I just saw Miranda on E! (voice clip that goes with her attendance at this party) - her (ugly) personality is certainly shining through these days, and she sounded really thick. #TeamOrlando (who should've married the lovely woman he dated when he was in Wellington working on the first LoTR movie - a 'nobody' who would've loved him for who he is, and been loyal through until the end).

    Jennifer Garner looked gorgeous - I love what she did with her hair - it was impressive that Oscar de la Renta made her dress just for her! A+++

    Why is Jennifer Lawrence dumbing herself down so much lately? Even that pose (pigeon-toed) screams "Try-hard!"

    Reese looks horrible.

    That dress is far too covered up for Allison Williams - had it v-necked down it would have looked better. I'm not convinced that's a good colour for her though.

    Behati Prinsloo looked a lot like (a prettier) Sofia Vergara in some of the pictures from last night.

    Olivia Wilde always looks gorgeous.

    Diana Kruger = yuck. Needs to try harder.

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  39. I don't get Reese's dress. I don't get Diane Kruger's outfit either.

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  40. Every time I think Donatella can't get any uglier, she proves me wrong.

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