Today's Blind Items - Lindsay Lohan
In honor of me getting to see Lindsay Lohan screw up for hours on end while filming a television show I thought we would play the game of who has she had sex with that you don't know about. All of them are surprising.
#1- Academy Award winner/multiple nominee. Married. Has been in a relationship both times he had sex with her. Once he was even married.
#2 - Talk show host. She had a threesome with him and his girlfriend at the time who was a B lister then and didn't have the bad plastic surgery yet.
#3 - At the time he was an A list mostly television actor and she had a threesome with the A lister and the A lister's co-star who was her boyfriend at the time.
#4- Was visiting the set of the actress in #2 and ended up having sex with (a) the ex-boyfriend of the B+ list mostly movie actress with A+ name recognition and on a separate day the "star" of the movie who is actually on a pretty decent almost television show.
#2 Tara Reid & Carson Daly
ReplyDeleteThe very last description might be Jason Biggs.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't even be bothered to guess #1 to 3 before #4 made my head spin almost like I'd taken as many drugs as LL herself.
ReplyDelete#1 Ben Affleck
ReplyDeleteThe girl is DTF, but what about all the creepy crawlies in that cooch of hers? I wouldn't fuck her with Sandy's dick.Yes I would.
ReplyDelete1. Affleck
ReplyDelete2. Carson Daly
3. Wilmer & Asston
4. I don't feel like thinking this hard anymore
@Uhhh....
Delete3) I'd go Topher over Asston because it implies he's no longer A list TV
4) Chris Klein (Katie Holmes as the ex), Jason Biggs
I would also go with Topher since that would be surprising and Lohan having sex with Asston would be the least surprising thing of all time.
DeleteYeah Carson & Tara Reid for #2
ReplyDelete"#2 Tara Reid & Carson Daly"
ReplyDeleteI don't think that's possible, given a timeline. They broke up in 2001.
Oh, never mind. LiLo was 15 in 2001.
ReplyDeleteAnd...EWW. :-(
You think she wasn't having sex at 15? And kinky sex? It's def Carson Nd Tara
DeleteVery confusing! Looking forward to reading the guesses. What television show did she mess up?
ReplyDeleteYes! I believe we cracked the case!
ReplyDelete#1 Ben Affleck
#2 Carson and Scary Reid
#3 Wilmer and Ashton
#4 Jason Biggs!
@Uhhh
ReplyDeletenice guess
@ add Chris Kline to # 4 for the exboyfriend of the B+ (katie Holmes)
ReplyDeleteLeave Ben alone!
ReplyDeleteThe other actor in #4 is Chris Klein. B/f of Katie Holmes and Jason Biggs the star of American Pie franchise.
ReplyDeleteWell VIP types faster than I do.
ReplyDeleteGood detective work guys!
ReplyDeleteNone of this is surprising, I ust assume she's had sex with errybody
ReplyDelete@ethorne I'm just waiting for them to do the Ass to Ass version of this blind!
Delete@VIP-They haven't? Enty fail!
DeleteLay off Lindsay Enty!!
ReplyDeleteYou know what assuming does? Makes an ass out of u and me (coincidentally 2 ppl she hasn't fucked)
ReplyDelete@Sandybrook-Thank you for that, I've never heard it! Though reading it through, you could have been more clever if you had said, "You know what happens when you assume?" No E in assuming.
DeleteYeah Lohan would have been like 15 when Daly & Reid split. I have no illusions about her starting early, but that's a little too early to be so advanced IMO
ReplyDeleteI sooooo want LiLo to write a tell all.....
ReplyDeleteThat would make an 'interesting' read Anna Belle! I think she's a little young though. Hopefully she can sort her life out & give us all a happy ending.
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ReplyDelete6 Degrees of Lindsay Lohan's Vagina
ReplyDeleteShes probably incapable of giving or getting happy endings at this stage of her life.
ReplyDeleteLachey and minillo
ReplyDeleteI had a boss who told me that a loooonnng time ago ethorne.
ReplyDelete@Sandybrook-Your boss was a true original.
Delete#2) Howard Stern and Beff Oats.
ReplyDelete#1. Ralph.
ReplyDelete#2. Ralph & Hurl.
#3. Hurl & Ralph.
#4. Barf(tholomew).
@Uhhhh
ReplyDeletethanks for the link,interesting reading
There went my Colin Ferrell crush
WTF were some of those guys thinking!?
I am just to slow to decipher this......
ReplyDelete@melissa - remember when Brandon Davis was relevant? How many STDs does that guy have?
ReplyDeleteshe is a VERY sexual girl!
ReplyDelete#1 Affleck
ReplyDelete#2 Carson & Tara
#3 Topher Grace & Wilmer
#4 Jason Biggs (almost tv show being "Orange is the New Black"
@Uhhhh
ReplyDeleteFirecrotch!
Guess he had "inside" info
She is so nasty now. Gross. Everyone on that list better get their ass to the free clinic and pray to god that they don't have anything. Side note, didn't Hohan have a 3 some with Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese too?
ReplyDeleteSo nobody thinks that she had sex with Danny Masterson then?
ReplyDelete@Uhhhh-Yes, he was included with errybody.
DeleteCould #2 be Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't the list be shorter if we talked about who she DIDN'T bone?
ReplyDeleteI saw a reveal one time that said she slept with an entire band after their concert. I don't remember which band, but I remember thinking what a whore linsdey is.
ReplyDeleteThe Wanted?
ReplyDeleteThese are at least... what... 18? people I did not need to think about having sex with this person.
ReplyDeleteIt would probably be easier to just list who she hasn't boned.
ReplyDeleteWasn't she with Jared Leto back when they did Chapter 27? Trying to make #3 fit for Jared.
ReplyDeleteI also heard from a little birdie that she banged Warren Beatty in a conference room. She's one classy broad. And he's one skeezer. Gross. The whole lot of them!
ReplyDeleteThe most interesting rumour I've read about LiLo is an alleged affair with Jodie Foster.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of gay, both Topher Grace and Carson Daly are widely considered closet cases.
Lohan's vag should be classified as a biological hazard by the EPA
ReplyDelete#2 damien, fahey, was an Mtv. Host. Don't knowv girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteOr Howard and beff.
Don't forget Vanessa manillo. + Derek Jeter 3 some.
DeleteLeto. A rod. All Arabs. Harvey weinstein
Mario Lopez. +karina.
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ReplyDelete1. Affleck
ReplyDelete2. Carson and Tara
3. Wilmer and Ashton (everyone sing along: it's not gay if it's in a three waaayyyy)
4. Chris Klein and Jason Biggs
I'm sorry, but I couldn't help thinking #2 was Phil and Marlo.
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