Five parts today.
Naomi Watts and Eric Bana shilling for watches. I like how Eric is making sure he is showing his.
Olivia Wilde pulling her suitcase filled with baby clothes. She likes to be prepared.
Rumer Willis is in a Pulp Fiction tribute musical. She does not play the role her father made famous.
Shakira at some awards show in Berlin.
Tracy Morgan is going on vacation. You know, because he works all the time.
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott don't show up together very often do they?
Selena Gomez out making her Coke run. Needs something to mix with the vodka.
Woody Allen and his youngest daughter. I wonder if he has molested her.
I would love to be stranded on an island with Eric Bana. HOT!!
ReplyDeleteIs Drake posing as Rumer Willis now? Rumer played Mia Wallace, by the way.
ReplyDeleteOk so I got so caught up by wanting to be snarky that I didn't even see the pic of Rumer below the Drake one.
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@Sugar don't lie. You were thinking about Whitney's doodoo bubble ;)
DeleteWRONG!
DeleteMy heart is still over at the Zac rebuttal Enty posted.
As my Pepaw always said, "One man's heart felt fan letter is another man's doodoo bubble."
DeleteEric Bana is hotter than a habanero..
ReplyDeleteWoody Allen is a repulsive, whiny, geriatric POS
I'm going to wash my eyeballs out by scrolling up to Eric Bana again
That was an incredibly gross comment to make about Woody Allen's daughter. She doesn't deserve that sort of prurient speculation regardless of what you think of her father.
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DeleteMe too. He's most likely a pos but that's quite an inappropriate and disgusting comment...
DeletePeter-dont get all pearl clutch-y. He is slime and i wouldnt be remotely surprised. Everyone thinks it, enty just said it aloud is all.
DeleteIf you are mixing Coca Cola and vodka you are an alkie - worse combination ever. Rum or Rye only.
ReplyDeleteDamn straight! Mix your vodka with lemonade, people!
DeleteThis is news to me Tina and Gayeld. What is it about coke and vodka that is so bad?
DeleteBut coke and flavored vodka is OK like those Smirniff ones. .. iced cake or sugar twist. .. Maybe diet coke so it's not so sugary
DeleteAre you sure that isn't a female impersonator Tori? She is manly.
ReplyDeleteTori and Dean are kaput
ReplyDelete@Stephy--I agree
ReplyDeleteWOAH why is Drakes pic so large. It is throwing me off
Tori Spelling looks good there, with her hair like that.
ReplyDeleteAnd awww @ Drake and Riri.
ReplyDeleteThat was low.
ReplyDeleteTori got extenstions....aw, sad face for paps
ReplyDeleteEric Bana, esp. in Munich and Hanna, is smokin' hot.
ReplyDeleteThe Drake pic confused me, too. Missed a headline there! And what is the hand situation? It looks like her fingers are tattooed (ouch).
ReplyDeleteI would do all sorts of things to Eric Bana. Lock the door and toss the key, the hulk belongs to me.
Olivia looks great!
Rihanna is clingy. Idk something about the way shes hding his hand says clingy.
ReplyDeleteRumer would make a good Butchie...
ReplyDeleteSuch a big pic as Drake and RiRi probably doesn't need a caption. She looks happy with him and he wont hit her.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Rihanna got tribal tattoos on her hand. That mess looks painful.
ReplyDeleteAt least she's with someone who isn't likely to hit her, though. Drake is called the Sad Panda for a reason. Wheelchair Jimmy needs a hug!
I actually like that wig on Rumer. She looks great with it! Considering how heinous I think she is, wow- I can't believe I am saying this!
ReplyDeleteThat's one big-ass forehead on Olivia Wilde.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Drake and Rhianna are faking it. She's bearding for him. That shot looks staged as Hell.
Say what you will about Rumor, the girl has big tits.
Selana has put on a couple of lbs. Her face is getting puffy and her thighs are bigger. Still looks pretty good though.
This one is hard, y'all.
ReplyDeleteI whittled it down to the 3, RiRi, Shakira, Gomez. There aint a looser in the bunch. All have their perks.
Gomez - adorable and young, would be fun to teach her things. #SportFuck
Shakira - adorable and short #SweetLove
RiRi - crazy, hot, gets high #IdHoldOnForDearLife
P: Gomez - I think she needs it good to get over Beibs.
M: Shakira - I love her face, and she seems caring enough to enjoy pleasing a man.
B: RiRi - safer than that baby hole. Like I said, she crazy. I could imagine her trash talking me the entire time, trying to get me to be rough.
Shaki in Zuhair Murad. That is all.
ReplyDeleteOh PS, love the hashtags @Count. Way to spice up your daily lists
DeleteAgree with you @stephy. Who knows what that girl has deal with in school and jabs like that don't help the situation any.
ReplyDeleteTo be honest the woody comment was the first thing i thought when i saw the pic in daily mail yesterday
ReplyDeleteJust like soon yi she isnt a biological kid , it popped in my head i hope he doesnt pull the same shit like he did with mia
ReplyDeleteFirst thought when I saw Tori: Thank god her chest is covered.
ReplyDeleteEric Bana doesn't look like anything special to me. Just a generic actor.
Woody's creepy as fuck.
That last pic and comment killed me. Fucking really???
ReplyDeleteIf you are going to condemn and convict someone as a pedo, you better damn well make sure you are right. If you are wrong, god help you. Some of us were around when the Mia/Woody breakup happened. Mia Farrow has even less credibility than Woody Allen.
ReplyDeleteMad-i was around, and I didnt see it that way. I thiught they were both a tad screwy but he did in fact have relationship with underage Soon Yi. Let me ask you thus: would you leave your little girl alone with him for extended periods of time? I thought not.
DeleteSo... MadLyb... you were around when Woody was lurking around for a decade with Mia's adopted children as a faux stepdad figure, but then suddenly was busted with her teenage child's naked photos found lying around his apartment the minute she became of age so as not to address him as 'dad' at the breakfast table any longer but rather under it?
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Fuck Woody Allen and his boring fucking movies.
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ReplyDelete@7 to the 11, does this mean that you and I are heading towards a throw-down over Mr. Bana and the most delicious ginger, Kevin McKidd? ;o)
ReplyDelete@stephy, Totally agree with you. I am totally disappointment in this site for making that totally disgusting remark about Woody Allen's daughter. Leave his kids out of it no matter how much you disagree with him.
ReplyDeleteNaomi and others-remark wasnt made ABOUT his daughter, the remark was made about Allen.
DeleteLuv Drake and RiRi together.
ReplyDeleteI always thought Rihanna and Drake are bearding for each other. I remember all those pics with Cara Delawhatshername before Cara took up with Michelle Rodriguez. Cara has kind of disappeared hasn't she?
ReplyDeleteOlivia Wilde looking so good/great throughout her pregnancy.
ReplyDeleteCareful, Count, you might have a soup dumpling trolling you.
ReplyDeleteI just can't with Woody, and Baby Morgan is super kewt.
I have to agree that the comment on the Woody Allen photo is completely inappropriate and libelist. The man was NEVER CHARGED with any crime, and all that crap was ugly enough the first time around.
ReplyDeleteLeave that family alone already--especially people in it like this daughter who had NOTHING to do with any of that nasty split. Fuck.
More Eric Bana! He's on my laminated list.
ReplyDelete@auntliddy Soon Yi was 21--not underage. I get that you want to believe he's a child molester, and that's your opinion.
ReplyDeleteHowever, to print an allusion that someone molested their child in the way Enty did here is completely irresponsible; and to drag this girl into the remnants of a subjective 20-year-old scandal is flat out shitty.
How would you feel if someone printed an accusatory question of whether or not your father molested you, when you've never made any such claim?
Topper, First of all, woody started up with her while she was underage. He married her when she was 21 or 22. It may be my opinion, but is based on documented past behavior. Please tell me you wld be surprised if he did molest either daughter. Exactly. You wld not be remotely surprised. And if my father had this dismal past history, no, i wldnt be at all surprised if people thought he molested me. This isnt this young girls fault, its dictated by her fathers past. Maybe by talking about this, if there is a problem, she can come forward. Hey, i hooe her whole life is lollipops and roses, but I defy you to find ONE picture of these girls or their mother smiling. They look miserable.
DeleteYuck on the Woody comment I agree. Riri looks like she got henna on her hand-it lasts about a week and is very intricate.
ReplyDelete@auntliddy First of all, you need to get your facts straight. Soon-Yi was 19 when their relationship began, and they married when she was 21. The scandal was because she was Mia's adopted daughter--not that she was underage. The only time her age came into discussion during the Mia/Woody split was in relation to the age gap with Woody's 56. Seriously, these aren't hard facts to find out, so stop spreading salacious rumors as if they were true.
ReplyDeleteAccording to you, if people don't smile in photographs, it means they'd been molested as children by their father? What the hell??
Ugh. I seriously hope you get more lollipops and roses in your life because I think you need some.
Topper, thank you-i am awash in lollipops and roses. Soon yi 's age is unknown, so she may have been underage or of age. Really not the point. No one knows. But we do know its wildly creepy and inappropiate to take naked pictures of your lovers daughter. And leave them lying arounf. And saying they help to build her confidence. None of this is rumor. No one is impuning allens good name, because he doesnt have one. And all I said was the kids and soon always look miserable in photos. I never said it was because of molestation. I'm saying everyone looks miserably unhappy is all. Dont add 2+2 and get 5. Maybe they dont want to smile in pictures, maybe their feet hurt-i dont know but they sure dont look happy. Why are you so invested in defending this man? And answer my questions- would you leave your little girl alone with him for an afternoon? Would you be ok if your partner took photos of your teenage daughter? C'mon, admit it! Its creepy!!
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