Five parts today.
Apparently MacGyver hasn't figured out a gadget to do grocery shopping.
And then Roger Federer lost his balance and hit a place he didn't mean to hit.
Robert Pattinson still filming his movie in Toronto.
Also in Canada is Ryan Reynolds who is watching his wife 24/7.
Another day, another skirt for Reese Witherspoon.
Samuel L Jackson gets ready to board a plane. #Snakes.
Lara Bingle and Sam Worthington show some love for each other at the premiere of a movie no one will watch.
Taylor Swift shopping in NYC.
The amazing Vivienne Westwood.
Jeez MacGyver you got old :(
ReplyDeleteI'm probably in the minority, but I enjoy grocery shopping. I go multiple times a week for fresh ingredients. I find it relaxing.
ReplyDeleteVivienne Westwood may be an icon but what dafuq is she wearing??
ReplyDeleteI thought that was Laurence Fishburne...
ReplyDeleteI love to shop too Charlie because cooking helps keep me busy and I enjoy it. No shop no food no cook.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you, Charlie. I also find it relaxing. True story: I was on a construction job that used to overlook the studio McGyver filmed at in Vancouver. I TOTALLY stalked, but I never saw
ReplyDeleteWhen I grow up I want Reese and Tay's sense of style.
ReplyDeleteI love her purse!
DeleteI shop a lot also. Always needing more fresh fruit, milk and veggies and sometimes dinner ideas change.
ReplyDeleteFor my beauty loving friends, check out the new Revlon Electric Chrome collection! Beautiful nail colors!!
I really like Taylor's coat.
And I think Dr Jeff Webber looks pretty good.
Bingle
ReplyDeleteBroad behind Federer
Swift
I wouldn't go through Westwood for any of em.
Ryan and Blake are apparently staying at a hotel on the same block as my work. Haven't seen them yet though.
ReplyDeleteSurprise, Blake was spotted on set today without Ryan...! he doesnt need to control her 24/7.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Ryan watching Blake 24/7?
ReplyDeleteTaylor looks pretty.
@skipper, Ryan never called Enty back. :/
ReplyDeleteTaylor Swift can even rock Bieber bangs. I freaking love the hat - and SEE?! A lot of people carry their bags that way! It's not a Miss Priss thing!
That is one very pretty girl behind Federer.
ReplyDeleteI don't have anything against Robert Pattinson, but I think he and the other Twilighters are finding out the hard way that nobody really gives a fuck about any of them outside of their little girl fans. Except the lovely KStew of course. My next girlfriend.
Reese is fucking a pap. I just fucking know it. Here's her tits.
I honestly love Samuel L Jackson but I really wish he would stop wearing those stupid fucking hats.
Lara Bingle with her hair in a bun.
Taylor looks very stylish today. Maybe time for Princess to move on from the shorty shorts and start carrying herself like a fucking grown up.
No clue on who Vivienne Westwood is. Not a shy girl though.
@Seve of Eleven
ReplyDeleteLol! No, he clearly hasn't yet!
Harry, please no links to nudes of chicks over a hundred years old. Even if their crotch is on fire. Thank you.
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ReplyDeleteReese is a goddamn drunk
ReplyDeletePattinson gobbles goot
Reynolds likes to get fucked up the ass
Taylor Swift can chomp my chunk anytime. I jerk off to her photos
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ReplyDeleteYou don't know who Vivienne Westwood is??? wacky British fashion designer, the former business partner of Malcolm McLaren, the godfather of the punk pop culture movement or exploiter depending on who you talk to in London - she's probably wearing Doc Marten's and she's like 72.
ReplyDeleteI remember one season she brought back the bustle, which is a Victoria skirt style, sometimes with padding, that accentuates the derriere, Westwood may be to blame or thank for the big booty renaissance. Though clearly she is thinner than ever.
Helena Bonham Carter rocking a Vivienne Westwood dress to meet the Queen
http://tomandlorenzo.com/2012/02/helena-bonham-carter-in-vivienne-westwood/ with a bustle in the back, now she probably does not need any extra padding but I still love HBC
@Tina Mallette, awesome link!
ReplyDelete@Harry-If you ever do meet KScrew tell her your a director...she only goes for the opposite sex if she thinks she will get a role. And, a word of advice bring a clip to hold your nose closed...the chick doesn't like to shower.
ReplyDeleteWhat's currently etched in my mind about vivid be Westwood is her interview promoting clean water- how she does her part by getting into the tub after her husband (sgpharing bath water) or doing a wash and go of her 'bits' at the sink- her words...
ReplyDeleteRyan, if you're in Toronto I'm around! ::waves::
Am I the only one who thinks Swifty goes around looking too precious all the time? I'm a pretty reasonable person, but I'm sick of her goodie two shoes look. Loosen up and wear a pair of jeans and a tee shirt!
ReplyDeleteCount, Tina says Vivienne is only 72 ... and don't con a con, you know fucking well you'd do her in a nanosecond.
ReplyDelete"You don't know who Vivienne Westwood is???" ...... No Tina, I don't know who Vivienne Westwood is. I don't know who Malcolm McLaren is either. I don't even know what a fucking bustle is and I'm not going to google it ... ok, here's a bustle. Now leave me alone.
Anna, thanks for the tips. And don't worry about me needing nose plugs. I'll take KStew into the shower and personally see to it that all of her nooks and cranies get all squeaky clean.
@Harry-If you have any Toot that will help you also...Kscrew is also known to let her directors watch her & her scissor sister use a strap-on on each other.
ReplyDeleteSam and Lara have really mastered the art of staring adoringly into each other's eyes for press huh?
ReplyDeleteMadonna is looking good in that last picture.
ReplyDeleteSeriously?! I am the only one who remembers Dr Jeff Webber from General Hospital?
ReplyDelete#oldfart
@Count - You're not hot enough to pass fuck muster with Vivienne Westwood. She has her pick of gorgeous men, and sadly, you would be passed over.
ReplyDeleteVivienne Westwood is amazing! Love her style!!
ReplyDelete@Frufa - I'm so with you on Swifty and her goody-goody image. And that purse - my grandmother used to wear that style.
ReplyDeleteAll her photos look so staged.
Taylor Swift is a sexless robot.
ReplyDeleteThere are ghoul faces in Reese's old lady knees.
@surfer
ReplyDeleteIt's funny to see such young girls hold these purses like church ladies. That purse of Taylor's could do some serious damage if she swung it at someone.
@chopchop I know it's probably worth at least several hundred dollars...
@Leeky - your comment reminded me of the old "Church Lady" skit from SNL.
ReplyDeleteI'm so happy you said Vivian Westwood was amazing, I didn't expect it.
ReplyDelete@Harry & MadLyb: Not in a million years would I hit that. I don't have a Great-Granny fetish.
ReplyDeleteI have Never said this before, I want Taylor Swift's blue purse! Not the one on the left but the useless one...so slim and chic ....mmm.
ReplyDelete:)- (<drool)
:)= ( too much drool, I don't want to marry it :-D )
There are two, OK three, reasons for stars to smell...
ReplyDeleteSedation/Depression from too much alcohol and drugs( people don't realize that when you truly throw down alcohol for a long time , you become Sedated- depressed. The sober stage is so agitated because the body is in constant overdrive to compensate.A drink really does smooth you out.)
Subconscious reaction to sexual abuse/prey . An " I'll make them not want me."
or, Rebellion, "pics don't smell but I hate this."
Just my duh moment...
Reese has style, so does Taylor.
ReplyDeleteCarrying a handbag like that is not grandmotherly or goody-two-shoes. It's how you carry a top handle satchel. What are they supposed to do? Lug them around like bowling bags? I can't imagine what you would say if you saw me: dress, satchel, and a hat! Some people just prefer to dress ladylike.
@surfer OMG!! LOL Those skits were so funny - I think it was Dana Carvey.
ReplyDelete@Oopsy Sorry Oopsy I didn't mean to make hurtful fun. I think it's a cute fad, actually. If I were your age I would be doing exactly the same thing. I carry a shoulder bag bc I'm an old broad and would lose a handbag the first time I set it down.