Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

Not a bad sketch by Amanda Bynes. I would buy it from her.
Ashley Benson and her boyfriend have matching glasses.
Classic Britney Spears. This is how I will always picture her. Sometimes with blonde hair.
Christian Slater shows the paps he really does love his wife and isn't having sex with a bunch of extras from his show.
Diane Kruger heads on over to the Hee Haw audition.
Erin Andrews making the first of far too many appearances on the television.
Emma Roberts going solo. Her boyfriend was sleeping one off from Sunday.
Speaking of sleeping one off, Gerard Butler is looking a little rough in Australia.
Anne Hathaway making her own home movies.



131 comments:

  1. Don't know who Erin is, but just knowing Gerard is in the country makes me want to hand out free condoms to all who may cross his path.

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    1. To everyone who feels like it, add me to your google circles! I'm learning all this as I go along....

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    2. Hey retch around...get yourself spayed/neutered. Half your life just died anyway, right?

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    3. I beg your pardon Angie? Not very nice! And no, my life is still 100% there, thank you!
      :)

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  2. Where oh where are you tonight?
    Why did you leave me here all alone?
    I searched the world over and thought I'd found true love...
    You met another and *pfft* you were gone....

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    1. Lowkey, excuse my ineptitude. Trying to add people to my google circles and I noticed you listed 5 finger death punch. Saw em. Last weekend. Add me if it's ok! I'm not certain as to how u do this!

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  3. OMG, The Butler looks like crap

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  4. And as someone who wears glasses, to see, don't pull the hipster thing and just get frames without prescriptions.

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  5. I said it last time and I'll say it again. Britney. Oh dear.

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    1. Violet, might I just add that wearing a tank top with some form of animal on it (no birds in sight. She mustn't be from Portland), doth not make Beit a hipster!

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  6. Dont't be too generous, Enty, it IS a bad sketch. But I would buy it too, but only bc it could be worth a dime a few years later, bc it is by someone half-famous.

    Off: Is Diane Kruger considered a good actress? What list is she? B-? C+?

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  7. Ash Benzo! Tomorrow Lucy Hale.

    I like the dog.

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  8. Britney is totally lost. My mom works as an official guardian of a few people, and no way Britney can and/or allowed to think or act on her own.

    She has been exploited for too long.Example for bad parenting.

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  9. LoMo: good question! What has she done in recent times? PS, kinda creepy, but my friend has an original John Wayne Gacey (sp?) painting worth a mint. Not so much the artwork sometimes, as the notoriety of the artist.

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  10. Oh Krugs...you are usually so lovely, overalls?

    @lomo: Enty usually says Diane is a B-, for what it's worth. I think that mostly comes from name recognition or fashion, I've never seen her acting skills as believable in anything except Inglorious Basterds.

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    1. Took my daughter to the mall today. Overalls everywhere!

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    2. Tillie: noooooooo! My mum wore them
      In the 80's! I think she had a thing for Dexies midnight runners (sp?) come on Eileen!

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    3. Diane is tiered from all the sexy times. She didn't have the energy for a real outfit

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  11. Just Another HR Lady: all I can remember her from (Diane) is that film with Josh Hartnet from AGES ago. She us beautiful though.

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  12. It was over 80 degrees in L.A. yesterday. Anyone wearing UGG boots should be punched in the face.

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  13. parissucksliterally: anyone in my country wearing UGGS in public us likely to punch us in the face! (They're called bogans here).

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  14. @bee haven...I wish I had a good DK movie to recommend to you, but I don't. Lol

    I like her, but for fashion, not her acting. Well, and also because I usually get to ogle Josh Jackson in her pics....

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  15. Christian Slater: I still would.

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  16. Oh man, Slater's a slime too? :(

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  17. Just Another HR Lady: my husband has a big head, but Josh (gee I sound mean) reminds me of mr potato head! I love her style as well. I'm superficial like that!

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  18. @bee haven. I'll have to go look at him again with Mr Potato Head eyes....lol

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  19. Amanda Byne's artwork reminded me if a great flick : Art School Confidential.

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  20. I may be overly critical Just Another HR Lady (and surely you're not "just another"!?)

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  21. @bee haven...perhaps...Peter Bishop is pretty sexy...no potato in sight that I saw. ;)

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  22. As a bearer of the specs, I want to Samuel L. Jackson on this trend: I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOFO LENSCRAFTERS ON THESE MOFO CELEBS!

    :b

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  23. *slurries away to google Peter Bishop*
    It's ok. I'm seriously, pop culture retarded. Blame vinyl & an alternative lifestyle (not including swinging or drugs!)

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  24. Not a fan of Britney's look. *shrugs* she s looking sloppy but I think she wants to have that life. Just a regular southern girl in sweats and a tank. So you knowhat if she's happy, more power to her. GO BRIT :)


    If Amanda sketched, she's very talented. It sort of looks like a caricatured self portrait of early amanda.

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  25. I agree Seven if Eleven! I wear glasses for function, not fashion! *scrambles around in dark searching for spectacles and HRT meds*

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  26. PS. Thank you for all being so nice and tolerant! We're a bit backwards here, and I'm used to constantly working. So.....I apologise in advance!

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  27. I think Amanda needs to work on her inner beauty at the moment :(

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  28. Agreed Leekalicous. It makes me so happy she is in treatment and doing well, poor doll.

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  29. Ashley Benson's boyfriend has bug eyes..

    Wish some sort of Law Enforcement agency would take a real good look at Britney's life. Particularly the meds that she is fed.

    Christian Slater's wife's boots look stupid. I haven't seen the comments above me yet but I'll bet I'm not the first to say that.

    Diane Kruger is one of those girls that needs a lot of makeup to look pretty.

    Not the case with Erin Andrews. She's fucking gorgeous.

    Butler gets ragged on a lot around here but the boy knows how to live. I would fucking kill to have his life ... not his tiny dick though.

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  30. Love Erin! Go Gators!

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  31. Anonymous2:17 PM

    I'm lovin' Kruger's Jean jumper.

    Girard, dude, wtf?

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  32. Diane is starring in a premium channel show that's excellent I forget the name. She plays a genius autistic cop and quite a bit takes place in Mexico. The Latin main character is great, Annabelle Gish is in it and the captain from Monk. I'm looking forward to s2.

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  33. Bee Haven---"Retarded" is not considered appropriate slang in N. America or anywhere else as far as I am concerned, for that matter.

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  34. Oh come on..Girard lost the hot after 300..He's never gotten it back.

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  35. I think the joke is on us y'all

    Britney is laughing all the way to the bank

    the endless fascination the world has with her......she can't even step out of the door looking like a normal southern girl without being critiqued

    is she always supposed to look like a mag cover?????

    I know I sure don't look so turned out at the moment.

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  36. not a fan of Erin Andrews-snotty girl

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  38. gosh, i love ashley benson. lovingthe mini pll love here at cdan. as long as there's no lucy hale, i'm good. her character on the show is unlikeable and i've transferred my opinions of aria onto lucy woops

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    1. Love pll! My fav actress of the bunch is troian.

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  39. I am so so sorry to Derek Harvey and to everyone : I didn't mean to use the "R" word out of context. Here, because we NEVER use that term regarding anyone personally, it means stunted, hindered, ummmmm..... Delayed or not fully developed, such as my knowledge of pop culture, I applied it without thinking. I know here in the 80's, before I was old enough to use it derogatively, it DID have that meaning, and I apologise. I'm really, sincerely sorry.

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  40. I amend it to I am pop culturally behind.
    :)

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  41. Gerard looks frumpled. Wonder what he was up to the night before.

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  42. Quality gash in here.

    Andrews

    Kruger

    Brit - them strong thighs would do her well on top.

    Miss Mandy should do some self portrait nudes. Someone get her a mirror to squat over.

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  43. @Bee---its cool--very obvious that you did not mean it in a vicious state. Besides, we can't all be saints like me : )

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    1. St. Harvey of the Dereks, are you watching the mystery of the missing limb tonight?

      I'm on hour 3 of their marathon.

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  44. Derek Harvey: I've never met a real saint! Heard about them! The closest (seriously) was father Bob (google him
    In Australia). I worked for his organisation, he was pretty saintly, but prone to swearing sometimes! Thanks for understanding. I re-read it, and in earnest I get your point. Pick me up on any other language issues. I do try to be careful!
    :)

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  45. I'm hoping it is okay I make questionable remarks (bad language censored, of course) about certain icky celebrities, such as Gerard Butler though?) otherwise, my time here is short & I have 2 weeks to kill!!

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  46. @Kristin----Thats my name don't wear it out! It will be airing in ol' Amish Country (Canada)next week and I am very much looking forward to it! I saw a half hour preview and Ramona lays into the new chick pretty good! : )
    enjoy your marathon girl! xo

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    1. Derek, If I ever get into a position of power, you bet your ass I will advocate for Canadian cable rights.

      Charlie is a software mogul on the upper mitten of Michigan, can't we get him to run a cable up through Windsor? I'm a genius.

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  47. Kristen, totally hijacking your private conversation. But what is the missing limb? I am trying to watch what I can on Apple TV here before info back to work. I am so deprived! I've watched some of Girls. And the B from apartment.... So any tips about good stuff (leave out game of thrones, my husband made me watch it, and the boobs) would be most welcome! I seriously took time off just to relax. House cleaning/sorting wardrobe for the Salvos - check! Thinned out shoe collection (sob)- check!

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  48. @Bee---celebs are free for all of course! Thats the point. Some people get a little touchy about certain celebs so good luck deciphering what will be popular opinion cause it can lead to a real headache arguing with others about. Say what ya feel. Why only 2 weeks? Is this some sorta community service?

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  49. Okay Kristen Wiglet and Derek Harvey : here's the truth. I'm a workaholic. All my friends are working, or touring (bands) and if you give me good television advice, I'll be here less often to annoy you! I did watch a lot of bad 80's films between house cleaning, but I need new fodder. However, mention that family with the little chubby girl pageant queen and I will disregard it.
    ;p

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  50. Kristin only watches shows with the words "Real Housewives" in the title haha. I am not much of a tv guy (Do LOVE Girls though!)--but I am sure others can offer suggestions...

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  51. Derek Harvey : me taking 2 weeks off probably is a community service! I work with vulnerable people. I'm a social worker. And I LOVE my job, but burn out is pretty common and they don't like us building up leave! Kind of a welcomed, yet enforced break! I usually am pretty go go go! So I don't quite know how to chillax. I can't sit through a movie without getting up to do stuff, so it's a learning process! I love Hollywood Babylon. And I was reading about old hollywood gossip, which led me here, but it only seems to be about people I'm ignorant about! So as well as sewing, cooking, making jewelery, and (much to my partner's chagrin) dressing up our pets, I need stuff to keep me occupied!

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  52. Plus, I don't drink, smoke or burn stuff, so it rules out a lot of options! I did make a necklace and make like 50 YoYo's (they're bikkies - yum!) yesterday).

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  53. Well I always find long-walks help me clear my mind and help me chill.
    Well welcome and see ya around

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  54. I know I'm talking a lot (I mentioned go go go?) but we have some horrid thing here, a bad rip off, called the housewives if melbourne? (Not sure). We live about an hour from there, so to me, that's boring. I do like watching (other peoples') drama though.... *takes breath, let's the other nice people talk)

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  55. Thanks Derek Harvey! I am slightly hypo. I walk HEAPS and my husband bought me exercise equipment to use (using now) to burn off excess energy. I don't know how he puts up with me to be honest. Thanks for being so nice to a newby!

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  56. @Bee You have an awful lot in common with Rach, an ex poster here. She is in Australia, is a social worker, is a vegan, and her friends are in bands. Also talked about alternative lifestyles. You are not vulgar though. Not that it bothered me.
    Just me guys?

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    1. Cool! Hook me up! I may not put my foot in it as much! Are there many Australians who post here? (I've encountered Americans, Canadians and English). Even a kiwi would be great!
      ;)

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    2. Rach version 2.0.

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    3. However Kristin Wiglet, if they're emo bands, or cover bands, just let my name slide.........(no judgement, just taste!)

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    4. @Reno, Nope. Not just you.

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    5. Okay. So, in a population of 23,413,913 (just looked it up!) I like bands, know people in them - including myself, but we sort of suck, vegan and female, I resemble someone else here? Please Rach, speak up and save me! (Or FB me!) I am someone else even though, without giving away really personal details, I can prove who I am, I'm being accused of what exactly?
      I'm really really sorry for the "R" word everyone!
      Anyway, I'm off to experiment with cupcakes! Today I'm making red velvet for the first time ever. With cream cheese icing. And I've got a whole series of Enlightened to watch!
      Thanks Derek and everyone else and I will be back to annoy you soon!

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    6. Meanie, Reno, Astro, it was really never a matter of "if" just "when," non?

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    7. Bee Haven's writing style is COMPLETELY different from Rach's.
      Not that it would matter to me if Rach chose to return, I liked her.

      Regardless- welcome, Bee Haven!

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    8. Thank you LowKey: my apologies for being Australian, liking music, AND being vegan (dirty hippies. Mumble grumble tumble!)

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    9. Welcome Bee! When I arrived some thought I was RachAround too, not really sure why as the only thing we had in common was the Australian bit! Glad there's another Aussie in the ranks!

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    10. Thanks BeckyMae! My name is actually Bec, but everyone who knows me is lazy, and call me "B". Hence the Bee.
      :)

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    11. There appear to be people here who just don't like me. I have apologised for my use of a certain word, but I think I will leave you all to your fun and try somewhere else!
      Thank you to the nice people! Have fun deciphering the discussions! And from all of us Australian, female, vegan, music fan social workers, Cheerio!
      :)

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  57. @Lomo, not sure what level Kruger is, but I thought she was flawless as Marie Antoinette in Farewell My Queen. It is done in French so you need glasses to read the subtitles. Highly recommended. Other than that I have no idea why she is a regular in the random photos.

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  58. My first thought too Reno.

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  59. I think I've set my Goigle account up so that people can be in my circles, so add me! (Sounds desperate. Yeah it does!).

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  60. Reno, you're not alone. 23+.

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  61. Hey Rach! is Bee Haven your new persona?

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  62. Hi.... I think if you check, Ray, despite my hyperactivity, unfortunately I only have one persona. My poor husband. But more than happy to talk, and meet other "Aussie social worker vegan people who know musicians" because with only a few dozen people spread across our continent, there's only one person who fits that checklist!

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    1. Ray, I know Evan Dando. Have you heard "it's a shame about Ray"? He wrote it based on experiences here! Pretty cool, right?

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  63. I know I used the "R" word (and apologized) but have I done something to offend people?

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  64. Bee as a fellow Australian I must admit I am surprised a social worker wouldn't know how offensive the R word is,

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  65. Diane's Overalls...make her look pregnant

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  66. Diane's Overalls...make her look pregnant

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  67. Astrogirl: I am sorry, again. Really. It isn't a word we use to describe people. I used it in the dictionary sense, and it was really not a good idea. I'm sincerely sorry to you also, but I think I have apologized, and I repeat that. Sorry astro girl. If it helps, I live in Ballarat, so pop round for a cupcake, I reckon, give me a few hours because I have furniture being delivered as well. I'm pretty much an open book, but I refuse to give my credit card details!
    :)

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  68. I hope you are using beetroot for the red colouring :). I love cupcakes but alas I am in Sydney, too far away for a drop in

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    1. Astrogirl: I wish I could put photos in here. I collect anime and manga stuff& I have a co astroboy figure, about 3 feet tall? Got him in Daylesford. No beetroot. Should it have beetroot? It has cocoa and vinegar and red food colouring in the recipe. It's new to me but my friend from
      Atlanta LOVES THEM.

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    2. Red food dye can be made from crushed beetles, which as a vegan I thought would be a no no. My mum is Japanese so my childhood was filled with manga, astroboy, Kimba, and Princess Knight.

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    3. Astrogirl: sheesh! You had me worried! I called my mum
      To check, but the sugarpaiste colouring (that's the actual spelling) apparently are vegan. There's like these bugs they crush up for most red dye, and this isn't it! Ya hoooooooo! I really think more people would stop
      Using Queens food dye if they knew what went into them. So that disaster over (because my Mazda is being serviced, and I'm stuck at home today) means by mixture will be yummy and bug free!
      Apparently a lot of the "normal" food dyes we use are really bad. I am actually thinking about beetroot next time, if you have a recipe to share.
      I'm watching Enlightened whilst I attempt to bake, but Laura Dern's character is somewhat annoying. I may need to watch my DVDs of space die arrested development if this continues.
      I know you're in Sydney, however I'm sure you will
      Smell my delish wares once in the oven!
      Okay, if you telle how to share photos, I can do that, or you can see them on my google account for Bee Haven!
      I love cooking!

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    4. Astrogirl: studio ghibli fan?

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    5. I wish Totoro was my neighbour

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    6. Oh astrogirl! In eBay there's some totoro earrings I really want! Today is pay day! We have the studio ghibli. My partner has been to Japan TWICE! Me? Never! I live vicariously through their beautiful culture and artwork! ❤️

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  69. Do you honestly think the courts not know every pill that Britney takes? My God the doctors have to submit reports to the courts just as well as her father does! She is probably more closely monitored than most and that is saying something as they want to know every damn thing you do.
    Your accounting had better be to the penny and be able to show where it is spent or you have some serious questions to answer!
    You are required to show not only their psychiatric records but also where you are getting their physicals, dental and any other medical care they need. You also have to get a print out from the pharmacy to show all the meds they have gotten since they were last seen in court. It doesn't matter how rich, poor or otherwise you are there is a court appointed advocate and attorney for them to make sure that everything is on the up and up and also the judge is going to go over everything also.
    I have been dealing with this now for the last 8 years with my own son.

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  70. Okay, well, feel free to peruse my Google thing and my Facebook. They're both pretty boring, except recently, cos I got to see/meet GWAR and other bands. Pics included! If you tell me how, I shall share pictures of my cupcakes, which I hope (sans beetroot) aren't disasters! See you soon.
    :)

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  71. Oh, if you check out the JJJ website, my partner and I are in the pics for Soyndwave, number 28! Don't judge. We were sunburned, tired and I was in the moshpit all day & got covered in Tony Abbott "blood" from gwar's show!

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    1. Love you so hard, Cocoa.

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      xoxo

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    3. CocoaBeachBunny; I haven't had any red dye! I'm on a 12 day water fast. Just hoping the caffeine, and adrenaline from my job, wear off saloon. Hence the baking, sewing and house cleaning! I'll let you know when I hit a slump! I'm very careful what I put in my body.

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    4. Saloon? Try soon. I think working this hard, for this long, it will be a challenge to mellow out. Any offers (drug free), more than welcome!

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  73. Okay, I'm pretty sure people will know I'm me from my google and Facebook! And in the JJJ pic, I'm the one without the facial hair (just in case you're confused!)
    Cupcakes? Smell funny. Not too sure about them. I might need to call mum & get her never-fail vanilla recipe in case! Too bad I can't eat them!

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  74. In all seriousness, can someone please tell me what kind of cupcakes Americansine to eat?
    My red velvet ones - not so great, but with mum's help I can do killer butterfly ones! With jam, cream and berries. We have some strawberries growing in our garden.

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  75. Whatever vegan is consuming beetle-dyed cream cheese - you've been reported.

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  76. Anonymous8:29 PM

    HO...LEE...SHIT

    ((Clicks off notify me button))

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  77. Where's Mooshki to tell me what ratio of 101 comments are Bee Haven's?

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  78. Sorry ethorne! Caffeine and work buzz wearing off. I shush now!
    :)

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  79. Wow. Ok. Sorry. Again.

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  80. What the hell's going on in here?!

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  81. I know @Snootches, but be careful, I said almost the same thing 2 wks. ago & got ostracized for making a comment about the same thing!

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  82. Call me crazy, but I like Amanda Bynes's sketch!

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  83. I think I prefer it when the faux Kardashians, Amanda's Wig and even Wendy Davis are on the boards to this madness.

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  84. *rubs eyes* What the hell happened last night?!?

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  85. *pours baileys into coffee*
    Not sure LowKey. Something about cupcake and community service. Gotta admire the commitment though.

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    1. That's what I told Mr Katt. Gotta give props for dedication, but W.O.W.!!

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  86. *blink*

    No. Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink.

    Good luck.

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  87. What a spectacular return. Thanks for saying what I was thinking all along, Reno. Not like it was bad. Makes me wonder who the real Rach is.

    Well hope she visits again. I think we can agree it's never dull.

    Best of luck little Bee..

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  88. I love you for the Doctor ref, Alita!

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  89. @Sherry--It became pretty obvious reading through all the comments on all the posts. She does that with all the other personnas she has used too.

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  90. Yes, Audrey. She's an international woman of mystery.

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  91. @LowKey I am late, but thanks :) It was a lot of fun growing up back then.

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  92. Holy. Shitballs.

    /begins her trek backward

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