Remember back when her sex tape came out and she said she had only been with a few people at that time. ..I counted her virginity taker the Spelling boy, a Carter boy forgot which one and Rick Solomon which is in tape. Also paris niachos or whatever and that other Greek heir. .. And apparently lil Wayne? Who are we missing. ..
It would be easier to eliminate those she hasn't slept with. Easier being relative here, as that is still quite an undertaking. Cannot rule out: women, hermaphrodites,old people, circus freaks, the dead, close to dead, pretty much anything that walks or rolls.
She's definately gross but I'm not down for slut shaming. Every male celebrutard is probably just as high. Hate on her because she's a pampered idiot with brain damage instead.
Dog Killer's list might not be all that long compared to, say, someone like KPig or KSlow. Apparently those 2 KTurds have a sexual history that rivals Mata Hari for sheer volume. And now that everyone on the face of the Earth knows that Paris is all herped up and is a filthy fucking piece of shit of a human being that should be shot in the head and thrown in a ditch, she has a little trouble getting dates and boyfriends. She has to actually pay guys to just stand beside her at functions. This pleases me to no end.
paris was a well known hooker since she was 17-18 because she got paid good to go bareback. she and kimmycakes used to tagteam. paris is well connected in hw not because of the Hilton name because everyone in hw has a famous last name. but because she would go bareback.. I would say 1000 or so.. seriously.. not to forget all the summers she spent as a yacht girl on paul allen's yacht. girl no one can count that high.
It'd be like Santa's "Naughty" list. Except, it'd be the Santa from "Futurama" where Santabot judges everyone to be naughty, and you have to fortify your home like a bank vault to keep Santabot from coming in and killing you on Xmas eve.
Eww.
ReplyDeleteMy thought exactly!
DeleteLIKE THIS I'd imagine....
ReplyDeleteI second Reno. And ...
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me the Library of Congress wouldn't be big enough.
ReplyDeleteLonger or shorter than Tara Reid's?
ReplyDeleteBeing an heir is tough, y'all!
ReplyDeleteRemember back when her sex tape came out and she said she had only been with a few people at that time. ..I counted her virginity taker the Spelling boy, a Carter boy forgot which one and Rick Solomon which is in tape. Also paris niachos or whatever and that other Greek heir. .. And apparently lil Wayne? Who are we missing. ..
ReplyDeleteAll I know is that the CDC would like to see it, so they know who to quarantine and vaccinate.
ReplyDeleteI'd love it! We can finally find out what celebrities to avoid sleeping with. #noparisnoherp
ReplyDeleteOh her first love that tall model River viiprei and Doug reinhardt Oh and benji Madden ... was Brandon Davis just a friend?
ReplyDeletePre or post Herpes?
ReplyDeleteIt includes all the people with herpes. She will be doing the public a service by telling us. T. W.
ReplyDeleteit'd be more of an encyclopedia than a list
ReplyDeleteEd Furlong, Travis Barker I think
ReplyDeleteThe Girls Gone wild guy
ReplyDeleteYeah they probably did it
DeleteIt would be easier to eliminate those she hasn't slept with. Easier being relative here, as that is still quite an undertaking. Cannot rule out: women, hermaphrodites,old people, circus freaks, the dead, close to dead, pretty much anything that walks or rolls.
ReplyDeleteShe's definately gross but I'm not down for slut shaming. Every male celebrutard is probably just as high. Hate on her because she's a pampered idiot with brain damage instead.
ReplyDeleteAt least as long as the Yellow Pages
ReplyDeleteIn terms of the "not have sex" list please let me begin:
ReplyDelete1. Abe Vigoda
Please feel free to add.
2. CarrotTop
DeleteDog Killer's list might not be all that long compared to, say, someone like KPig or KSlow. Apparently those 2 KTurds have a sexual history that rivals Mata Hari for sheer volume. And now that everyone on the face of the Earth knows that Paris is all herped up and is a filthy fucking piece of shit of a human being that should be shot in the head and thrown in a ditch, she has a little trouble getting dates and boyfriends. She has to actually pay guys to just stand beside her at functions. This pleases me to no end.
ReplyDeleteThe myth of Wilt Chamberlin has nothing on the reality of Paris Hilton. That's how long her list is.
ReplyDeleteYou'd need a Super Computer to compile it.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing as long as a roll of toilet paper or her antibiotic prescription list.
ReplyDeleteI would just be glad I'm not on it.
ReplyDeleteShe's so unattractive, even with her hair dyed blonde (she's a natural brunette) and always wearing blue contact lenses (her eyes are brown).
ReplyDelete3. Kevin Spacey
ReplyDeleteA Paris Hilton sex list would break the Internet, or at least infect it
ReplyDeleteTom Sizemore.
ReplyDeleteWhat's With these LISTS lately?
ReplyDeleteMy motto is find 'em..bone 'em..forget 'em.
Some of us don't have time to read that many names...
ReplyDeleteWarecat somehow I feel like she prolly hit Tom Sizemore too.
ReplyDeleteWho thinks this would be a list NO one would either a)want to read or b) definitely want to be on or c) have published if it were written?
paris was a well known hooker since she was 17-18 because she got paid good to go bareback. she and kimmycakes used to tagteam. paris is well connected in hw not because of the Hilton name because everyone in hw has a famous last name. but because she would go bareback.. I would say 1000 or so.. seriously.. not to forget all the summers she spent as a yacht girl on paul allen's yacht. girl no one can count that high.
ReplyDeleteIt'd be like Santa's "Naughty" list. Except, it'd be the Santa from "Futurama" where Santabot judges everyone to be naughty, and you have to fortify your home like a bank vault to keep Santabot from coming in and killing you on Xmas eve.
ReplyDelete@sugarbread Paris is a woman for the ages.
ReplyDeleteExactly Renoblondee.. EWWW!! She is a THOT = That Ho Over There... Don't care!
ReplyDeleteParis may have the herp, but not all her former partners do.
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