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One of my thighs weighs more than Jeff Gordon.
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ReplyDeleteI keep my underwear up with a piece of elastic.
ReplyDeleteCisco Adler 's cock weighs more than Jeff Gordon just sayin' :(
ReplyDeleteEnty is Rob Ford.
ReplyDeleteI wash myself with a rag on a stick.
ReplyDeleteHe is a dainty lil man, with the beard picked from the Playboy catalog.
ReplyDeleteSeriously - WARECAT! Did you ever get those danged Raviolis opened up and in your belly?
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lolll@Sugar!!! Fat Bart Simpson!
ReplyDeleteYou get it!!! Yay Derek!
DeleteI know it's like totally uncool these days to like the Simpson's but I love them still.
Any second date to report with the new dude????????????
@Enty
ReplyDeleteEh...
The "I'm fat" shtick is like Rodney Dangerfield's "I don't get no respect". It just never gets old.
ReplyDeleteAnd Jeff Gordon's wife wore leather in 90' heat....
ReplyDelete@Sugar---time will tell. Its coming along for now...
ReplyDeleteI love Rodney Dangerfield. Back To School was an underrated gem
ReplyDeletePictures or it never happened
ReplyDeleteWho is that? Did you mean flash gordon, enty?
ReplyDelete@TTM, a few weeks ago, we introduced the boy critters to Back to School!
ReplyDeleteThey loved it!
Yay for next generation, passing on the Dangerfield love!
DeleteJeff Gordon is pocket size and not aging well.
ReplyDeleteI'm ok, Sugar!
ReplyDeleteThat was a close one.
I was starting to waste away to nothing.
Whew.
Most race drivers are not large people. Takes away from the speed of the car. Watch Jeff's Pepsi Max Test Drive 2 on youtube, funnier than s**t.
ReplyDeleteOne of my thighs is larger than Guiliana Rancic and Tory Spelling's torsos put together.
ReplyDeleteI'm becoming more and more a fan of chicken thighs. Easy to cook, yummy to eat, cheap to buy.
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