Are you LITERALLY freaking out, or is it just a virtual situation? Was it LITERALLY Nicole Kidman or did you eat too much fried food before bed? Maybe you just burped and woke yourself up? LITERALLY.
I have to say it: i dreamed i was in a mall and gave my baby to stranger to hold , took off my baby's shoes, while i sobbed for 20 minutes. Then i took baby and all the kids shoes home, and brought them back 2 hours later. All the mothers were waiting for me with pitchforks, and they poked me. I woke with shoes off, sobbing.
Hey, pitchfork bearers - back off my AuntLiddy! I will throw my coffee on the floor and scream at you in incomprehensibly intoxicated English for an hour!
I had a very vivid sexual dream of brad pitt and me a long time ago that I still remember. Ange and him were on a break and he's a wildcat in the sack . Who knew? I had an obam dream twice but it was vey appropriate and weird. No sex involved. Im sure Michelle is happy her husband behaved.
Fugazi Enty, did yer strap on turn into an ice-sickle upon penetration? Or was yer tongue stuck to her roast beef, like the Christmas Story kid on the flag pole?
Sugar, I used to own a singing telegram company and those Jolly Chimps were our mascot. I actually gasped when I saw it was in the original box. Man all the monkeys I went through for 7 years. When they stopped making them it was time to hang up the belly dancing and Mae West costume and move on. Good times!
Nicole Kidman, topless eating Chinese food, amirite?
ReplyDeleteMe Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke!
DeleteNever misses a beat!
Deleteit was a nightmare
ReplyDeleteYou drank everclear and moonshine again last night amirite?
ReplyDeleteDude, that wasn't a dream.
ReplyDeleteYou'll get the "Thank You" not from Keith shortly.
@ JAS You're probably further freaking him out with that comment. Lol
Delete((Crickets))
ReplyDeleteAre you LITERALLY freaking out, or is it just a virtual situation? Was it LITERALLY Nicole Kidman or did you eat too much fried food before bed? Maybe you just burped and woke yourself up? LITERALLY.
ReplyDeleteI had a dream about NOT Nicole Kidman! I feel much better
ReplyDeleteI literally never remember my dreams. And I really dislike hearing about other people's dreams too. It bores me and I don't care.
ReplyDelete#sorrynotsorry
@sugar
DeleteI go to a safe place in my head when someone says they had the craziest dream last night
Brace yourself: a long story is coming
Sunny I just see this in my head.
DeleteI've even heard there are dream forums, Sugar. For reals
ReplyDeleteI have to say it: i dreamed i was in a mall and gave my baby to stranger to hold , took off my baby's shoes, while i sobbed for 20 minutes. Then i took baby and all the kids shoes home, and brought them back 2 hours later. All the mothers were waiting for me with pitchforks, and they poked me. I woke with shoes off, sobbing.
ReplyDeleteHey, pitchfork bearers - back off my AuntLiddy! I will throw my coffee on the floor and scream at you in incomprehensibly intoxicated English for an hour!
DeleteLol seven!
DeleteI dreamed a few weeks ago Clooney died which was weird because I really have nothing against the dude.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that noise about?
I'd rather have dreamed of Krysten Ritter wearing a sexy uniform.
Is someone bringing ASIAN food?
ReplyDeleteTom and Nicole going at it and Nicole's lovely bum.
ReplyDeleteI had a naughty dream about Keith, so thank you for keeping dreamworld Nicole busy. It was worth it.
ReplyDeleteDetails, Enty?
ReplyDeleteI had a very vivid sexual dream of brad pitt and me a long time ago that I still remember. Ange and him were on a break and he's a wildcat in the sack . Who knew? I had an obam dream twice but it was vey appropriate and weird. No sex involved. Im sure Michelle is happy her husband behaved.
I have been having some incredibly vivid daydreams. Is there a forum for them?
ReplyDeleteLainey is obsessed by Bennifer
ReplyDeleteEnty is obsessed by Kidman
Is one of Enty Ted C?
I think so. Lol
DeleteI had a sex dream about mick Jagger of all people. ..hubbie was grossed out when I tried to finish up
ReplyDeleteLol!! Very cute story, Gator girl.
Delete@Eros - Kidman and Clooney did make that Peacemaker movie together.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm getting freaked out.
Lol Jason. ...Not a fan of that movie I take it?
DeleteWas it kidman ' s first face though? That's different. Too Much msg- And Carbs Before Is A HALUCANAGEN. (Back away from wonton and kung-pao)
ReplyDeleteSounds like the time I had a sex dream about Roy Scheider. Yep. Roy Scheider from Jaws. Random and disturbing.
ReplyDeleteFugazi Enty, did yer strap on turn into an ice-sickle upon penetration? Or was yer tongue stuck to her roast beef, like the Christmas Story kid on the flag pole?
ReplyDeleteSugar, I used to own a singing telegram company and those Jolly Chimps were our mascot. I actually gasped when I saw it was in the original box. Man all the monkeys I went through for 7 years. When they stopped making them it was time to hang up the belly dancing and Mae West costume and move on. Good times!
ReplyDeleteAwesome Sherry! That sounds like fun! I've never gotten a singing telegram. Can you still send those to people in this day and age?
ReplyDeleteAw, Enty. What's the matter - did her face move?
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