Friday, March 28, 2014

Mr. X

For many years I have had a source who is thinking about starting his own site. He has an in to some groups of people I don't and one of those groups of people I am always hesitant to write about, even if they are blinds. He isn't. I want to help him get his shot so every few weeks he will be submitting things he sees during his bar crawling. A fan, like me of Michael Musto, he likes to throw out one line blinds. He also uses his own language, but tries to keep the same general idea about lists.

What former A-list pop diva is scared that a tape of her using homophobic slurs will be leaked by one of her former friends?

Which B-list singer/songwriter and spawn of a legend hates this C-list actress "wife" of an A-lister so much she put her picture on a dartboard at her birthday party earlier this month so she could let out some of that hatred?

Which B-list mostly TV actress and friend to the singer was at that same party, although the press didn't even mention she was there?

What legendary former A-list actress and Oscar winner/nominee DVRs her late legendary husband's movies on TCM and plays them nonstop? She screeches at anyone who tries to turn the TV off.

What former A-list actor who should be a C likes to go commando when he's wearing his favorite pair of skinny jeans out in public? 

Which A-list Oscar winner/nominee is still trying to make that reunion with his ex wife happen? The lady who he's currently definitely knows about it?

Which almost A-list couple/bearding arrangement will probably be done when the worldwide promotional tour for their latest flick together ends?

What cable newscaster/celebuspawn's real father is... *drumroll*... his mother's third husband?

What step-sibling of a former A-list EGOT winner has been living rather quietly in WeHo... with another man?

What recently split up couple/bearding arrangement, consisting of an A-list Oscar nominated actor and this C-list wannabe model, was done as a favor for her plastic surgeon father, who provided the actor with his new hairplugs?

Which retired sex symbol swears she's never had plastic surgery, although her husband would probably disagree? 

What former A-list mostly TV actress screamed at one of her staffers when they spotted her without a wig? She shaved her head, which could only mean one thing (and no it's not a Britney-esque meltdown).... 

Which B-list actor and former teen heartthrob is seriously considering coming out of the closet if his upcoming movie tanks?

Which A-list not-so-closeted mostly movie actor is telling his friends how lousy in bed his ex boyfriend, a B-list movie/TV actor who was recently on a cable show, was?