If you ever wondered if it was possible if Michael Lohan could screw up a kid worse than he screwed up Lindsay Lohan, he is trying to give you the opportunity to see for yourself. Despite Michael and Kate Major having a very young child living at home they continue to fight almost every day and have had the police come out twice in the past month. Last night Kate was getting drunk again as per her custom and she started arguing with Michael. Kate started beating Michael for wearing his mesh shirt around the house again and Michael was scared for his collection so called the police. Kate, not wanting to get arrested and probably thinking they couldn't catch her if she left, got into her car and tried to drive away. She made it as far as a neighbor's bush which stopped the car from going any further and Kate was arrested for DUI. Tell me again why a judge doesn't yank this child out of their home and find someone who is normal to watch the child. Just go into court and show the judge a collection of photos of Lindsay and you win your case. The only problem is I wouldn't want to leave the kid with anyone related to Michael or Kate. Do you think Denise Richards would be willing?
Suck my nut, motherfucka!
ReplyDeleteIt's Libby!
ReplyDeleteShh, it might come back and start posting about doing yard work with her boyfriend.
DeleteLibby! When did your pit run away! That thing has been hanging out with a bad crowd.
ReplyDeleteThat photo. He is the very definition of douche.
ReplyDeleteI've hung out with a couple like that..it was all cheap beer, pot, and 40 year olds hitting on the all the underage drinkers...
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ReplyDeleteIt must have been really fun growing up with him and Dina. No wonder Linds is rife with personality disorders.
ReplyDeleteHi Massive G!
ReplyDeleteand we care ?
ReplyDeleteI'm often scared for my collection....people have no idea how much...
ReplyDeleteI think I will make OT posts on every thread, so that some of the regular followers can enjoy them.
ReplyDeleteI watched a show about the dung beetle last night. Fascinating. Simply fascinating!
Massive G got a show?
DeleteRight then. The mystery of Charlie's interesting factoids is partially explained. I have the 'what' but not the 'why.'
DeleteSteampunk ;)
OEC I found one of them trying to take off with one of my weiner dog's ablutions the other day! Quite a rare sight for suburban Sydney I can tell you...
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#dungbeetlesruleok
@Charlie--are you sure that wasn't just Two and a Half men you were watching? After a few drinks it is easy to get those two mixed up.
ReplyDeleteMichael Lohan...fighting with someone? No...I don't believe this story.
ReplyDelete#trendstarter
ReplyDelete@One-eye, I had to clean up cat puke...is that close enough to beetle dung?
ReplyDeleteOn this fabulous Friday, Meanie, we will make it so.
Delete'Tis a glorious morning...minus the cat puke. ;)
DeleteMeanie, u shlda had Lady Gaga eat it.
DeleteDid anyone manage to get that kiddo out yet??
ReplyDeleteoh whatever.........tired of the Lohans, Kardashians, and all of the Housewives
ReplyDeleteGood morning everyone! It's another happy, happy morning! Yo, TTM! Massive, did you have a bad sleep? Mr. Massive Grumpypants. I did the flounder all night, myself.
ReplyDeleteHey Leeky, morning! I've had better nights my own self
ReplyDeleteThese 2 need to be seperated & "fixed" so they can't spawn anymore with anyone period
ReplyDeleteThat pic is dead sexy.
ReplyDeleteGood luck to their kid.
This kid would be better off in foster care, and I feel even horrible saying it, but it is true. They are going to get that kid killed from neglect (running into the street, falling out a window, pulling a tv down)
ReplyDeleteThat kid would be better off with a pack of wolves, or even Brooke Mueller for that matter
ReplyDeleteLove the man side-boob
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