Stop laughing because you might pull something. No seriously, it can happen. Lindsay Lohan insists that she is sober despite the fact that she spent most of this weekend prior to the debut of her reality show partying her face off in LA. For two days and nights she was at the Beverly Hills Hotel and Chateau Marmont and definitely not very ready to film her appearance tonight on 2 Broke Girls. Oh yeah, she is supposed to film tonight. Well, actually around 5pm but that is usually the time she wakes up so we shall see if that actually happens. Lindsay was spotted in the two places where it is almost impossible to take a photo without getting busted. There is a trick though. You act like you are texting and make sure your flash is off. You only get one chance though because most people don't text with their hands in the air.
I love how, despite multiple people seeing her drinking over the past few months she says she is sober simply because there is no photographic evidence. The only time she admits anything sometimes is if she gets arrested except of course when her custom made jeans with the coke in them are not really her jeans and she just picked them off the floor. You know, when she had to leave a client.
How much is Oprah paying you to run daily Lindsay shit?
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She's about as sober as I am Mickey Mouse.
ReplyDeleteAnd she's never been arrested either. Nope. Never happened..
ReplyDeleteShe's also never done @2@.
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DeleteA2A is SO 2013
Delete@2@ is like blue jeans, never goes out of style!
Delete@ethorne: but are they COKE JEANS?!
DeleteGrool.
Delete@Seven-They make other kinds?
DeleteLeave Lindsay aloooone!!!!
ReplyDeleteOrange is NOT a good look, y'all!!
Ok enty, we get it. She 's a liar. Let it go. Shes gonna keep lying and getting breaks. She's an addict. And how do you know if addict is lying? Their lips are moving. So make peace with it and settle down before u have a stroke.
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ReplyDeleteI'm glad I got my wild days over before there could ever be photos on the interweb
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Delete@ Melissa Meeee toooo! That's the only way I am sane today...no evidence!
DeleteI'm right there with you, Melissa!
ReplyDeleteShe's so fucking boring. Enough.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's the most sober looking person I have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteShe a smart drunk. .you can't take pictures in a lot of parts of chateau marmont. Same with bev hills hotel. That's why when you hear salacious stories about those places there's rarely any pictures. The employees are usually lax about photos on the bar area. Other than that they're practically knocking your camera out your hand.
ReplyDeleteThe people who work at those two hotels sign a non disclosure agreement when they get hired. And they literally make so much money there that selling a story for 5k isn't as enticing as the 75k they make in the polo lounge.
Can't wait to hear the stories of her "star" turn on Two Broke Girls.
ReplyDelete@Sherry, maybe that episode is titled "Two Broke Girls Who Find Out What Broke Really Means"?
ReplyDeleteThe DM says that LiLo's "documentary" show (yes, they called it that!) turned out 700k viewers. Literally impressive for a trainwreck, right?
*****SHE IS LINNOCENT!!!!******
ReplyDeleteI remain so shocked that anyone (except Charlie Sheen) would possibly hire Lindsay for ANYTHING, after the horrors that were "Liz and Dick" and "The Canyons". Not to mention that dizzying, stunning, detailed account in the NY Times of Lindsay's behavior while filming Canyons. And I remember reading about her and her entourage's behavior on the set of "Ugly Betty", which got her fired from a multiple-episode gig she had on that tv show!
ReplyDeleteYeah I know .. I was sober too last sunday night.. nobody saw me with that four glasses :)
ReplyDeleteI thought she was banned from the chateau marmont .
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for her.
In 12 step programs SOBER is a state of mind, DRY is a state of body.
ReplyDeleteShe's apparently neither.
What happened to that movie project she announced at Sundance? The one she said was going to start shooting in March. None of the industry sites have announced a director being hired or other cast members.
ReplyDeleteOh, I get it. She's holding out for David Fincher or David O' Russell. I'm sure there will be an announcement with either of these two hired any day now.
Yup. Any day.
I guess I am an old softy, I would love to see her pull herself together.. Just not on Oprah's watch.
ReplyDeleteGah, we would never ever hear the end of it if Oprah "Cured" her.
I am going to start praying to God that this herpes infected whore and her bottle blonde counterpart, Parasite "Valtrex Vagina" Hilton, die in horrific, burning car crashes where their bodies are incinerated like they are Jews in Auschwitz. You fuck faces in the medias won't ignore then, thereby making them disappear, so I have to put my shoulder to the wheel. Die motherfucks
ReplyDeleteHey @Massive G, here's a thought - if it bugs you to read about Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, STOP TROLLING CELEBRITY BLIND SITES ON A DAILY BASIS.
ReplyDeleteThat way they don't have to, you know, DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH, just to satisfy YOU and your "I'm the center of the universe" attitude.
As for the Jews in Auschwitz reference - I take it you are not Jewish and don't have any Jewish friends or you would realize how incredibly tasteless and just downright HORRIBLE that reference was.
Hey, for your next tasteless post about a celebrity you don't like, why don't you refer to Southern lynchings? Bonus points if it's a black celebrity.
I wish there were an "ignore" button for certain posters. You'd get my first click.
Why, Marina? You just gave him exactly what he wanted.
DeleteInternet 101: Don't feed the trolls.
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ReplyDeleteBen Franklin, a brilliant and multi-talented man who contributed so much to humankind died of syphillis, and yet this cracked out crotch junkie klepto walks the earth.
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