Lindsay Lohan Reality Show

You probably missed most of Lindsay Lohan's first episode of reality television because you couldn't find OWN. No worries. Here is quick recap and then I will expand on said recap. The reality isn't real and Lindsay Lohan is a spoiled, entitled diva that is waiting for karma to come in and kick her around.

Much of the first episode is spent following Lindsay looking for an apartment. She moans and groans and looks at ten apartments and when she finally finds one she likes she runs into a wall of needing renters liability insurance but she can't get that because she is Lindsay Lohan. Uh huh. Reality is that Oprah rented an apartment for Lindsay and is her landlord so that was a waste.

Lindsay was going to appear in a short film for a friend but when they wanted her to do some dialogue she backed out. When she couldn't find an apartment she had her staff move her from hotel room to another just so she could have a change of scenery. Remember, this is someone who is a talent less hack who has spent much of the past half decade in jail or rehab and escorting to make a living but she has a staff and thinks she is much better than she actually is. The whole self-entitled diva thing made me wish karma was real and just made me hate Lindsay more than I already did.