Lindsay Lohan Reality Show
Much of the first episode is spent following Lindsay looking for an apartment. She moans and groans and looks at ten apartments and when she finally finds one she likes she runs into a wall of needing renters liability insurance but she can't get that because she is Lindsay Lohan. Uh huh. Reality is that Oprah rented an apartment for Lindsay and is her landlord so that was a waste.
Lindsay was going to appear in a short film for a friend but when they wanted her to do some dialogue she backed out. When she couldn't find an apartment she had her staff move her from hotel room to another just so she could have a change of scenery. Remember, this is someone who is a talent less hack who has spent much of the past half decade in jail or rehab and escorting to make a living but she has a staff and thinks she is much better than she actually is. The whole self-entitled diva thing made me wish karma was real and just made me hate Lindsay more than I already did.
Did she ever out on a gahddam bra?!?!
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DeleteNope. No bra for a whole damn hour.
Put a brawr on!
DeleteCopyright Jill Zarin
Put*, gahddam it!!
ReplyDeleteSo we have Bieber, Sheen, Nancy Grace, and Lohan posts. Proof that Enty hates us :(
ReplyDeleteLol @Meanie
ReplyDeleteYou'll find out karma is real the day you open the door to a pissed off accurate gossip blog waiting to 'talk' to you.
ReplyDeleteNo! She didn't! There wasn't a single bra worn the whole episode Meanie! lol
ReplyDeleteThey did a preview of the upcoming season and there was a scene where she was braless in a white shirt and they had to blur her nips out.
It scares me that I just caught myself shaking my head...just like G'ma used to do. LOL
DeleteWait!!!!! SHE has a staff?????? How does she pay them? With monoply money? Or do they have to wait til shes finished blowing her latest john?
ReplyDeleteIt's interesting that Oprah is trying to pass off Lindsay's apartment hunting as being real. That sort of fakery is SOP in reality tv so no big surprise, but it doesn't speak well to Oprah's character. This Enty doesn't like Lindsay and I don't like Oprah. Fat ugly Oprah.
ReplyDeleteThe staff" must pick up the money being thrown onto the dresser and then take their cut
ReplyDeleteGetting an apartment in nyc is fucking rudiculous! They want everything including your first born child and two pints of blood. It traumatic. I have a great place there that I won't ever get rid of because it was just do much work to get. Her apartment hunting was probably the only truthful thing. Oprah probably is her landlord because Oprah is the only person on earth who doesn't need a consigner to get approved by a board in nyc. Im getting stressed just thinking about it.
ReplyDeleteYes.
DeleteIt probably doesn't help her cause that she's 40+ yrs too old for you, Harry.
ReplyDeleteI don't liok her because she's a fake kiss ass. This is a really telling experiment for her, to exploit Lindsay and her issues for ratings.
Comment duly noted, Bacon. I'll take you off the "Friendly" list.
DeleteThere's a "Friendly" list? Is there a sign up sheet I didn't see?
DeleteDamn it, I always miss the good stuff. :/
I think I'm off of it @Seven. :(
DeleteSeven, you're on my "Handle With Extreme Caution Because the Bitch Bites" list.
DeleteLotta, you're on my "In Limbo" list and there you shall remain until I get the naked selfie that yoy are sending to everyone EXCEPT ME!!!
I'm not sure if I should feel flattered or insulted....
DeleteFlattered, Seven, flattered. You're smart and you're funny and you can dish it out when the need arises.
Delete@Harry, who have you been talking to?!?!?
DeleteI keed. Only one went out and it was for ethorne's eyes only. =P
And that it shall stay @Lotta ;)
DeleteBtw, what list am I on?
How many lists do you have, Harry?
DeleteLotta, let me have the pic too. Just let me have it.
Deleteethorne, you're on my "Scary-Ass Bitches That Will Cut Me" list. ... duh
LowKey, the number fluctuates as posters come and go. Some days there can upwards of 1,000 or so lists. Right now I have you penciled in on "Seemingly Pleasant But Capable of Inflicting Great Pain Without Provocation".. I'm not prepared at this time to move you to "Friendly". Keep your nose clean and we'll see.
@Harry, I'll take it. ;)
DeleteAltho I only inflict great pain when provoked.
(I'm easily provoked)
Seriously, @auntliddy, that was the first thing I thought - she has STAFF? My staff consists of a cat who sits on my keyboard, a dog who eats crab apples dropped from the neighbor's tree (and gifts me with the results), and Alfred - and I'm a nice person who has never been to jail or rehab. Life is unfair.
ReplyDeleteAnd is it me or did Lindsay constantly look like she had just got of a bender the whole show or is that just how she looks now?
ReplyDelete@dime - And her make up! Most of the time it looked just as bad as the Great Courtroom Bronzer Tragedy of 2011.
ReplyDeleteAlthough she was wearing a lipstick that I really like on some of the interview parts. It looked awful on her, but it was a really pretty color.
@ disco
DeleteThat. Make. Up. Good goddamn! She looks like 45 year old house wife from Orange County. Just soooo much filler in her face. Lordy! Her mom is deluded as fuck and they must've gotten that poor assistant from central casting. No way she has an assistant.
And serious...why the hell was the hotel room so dam filthy??! Too many questions not enough answers.
And she was popping white tic tacs the whole time which means she smells like wintergreen and ashtray all the time. *shudder*
ReplyDeleteshe looks like that now
ReplyDeleteFeel so bad for her. She is a mess. Can't stay still for a minute. Give that girl some vodka before she dies.
ReplyDeleteCompletely agree with those horrified that this ratchet ho has a staff. How can she afford it? I need tips so that I can hire a maid and personal chef.
ReplyDeleteShe's hedging her bets, next stop is Hoarders.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe people watched
ReplyDeleteShe's getting another million advance for a "BOOK" she will right a memoir I believe…
ReplyDeleteAnd then The Mean Girls's sequel (hope she ends on the cutting room floor)
How does the bitch keep doing it…?
Blohan is a hoarder! I remember that Nicey chick did a special on her a few years ago! What a joke. She's a filthy pig who waits for someone else to pay for and clean out her pig sty! Is it me or does she resemble a Fraggle now? Maybe a Muppet?
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ReplyDeleteI can't believe any one watched this train wreck. Hang your heads in shame, every dang one o ya.
ReplyDeleteAnd staff indeed. What does this ho need a staff for? Great Courtroom Bronzer Tragedy of 2011 will forever go down as a winner though.
*gives a Sheldon Cooper look of haughty derision*
ReplyDeleteHow much do you have to hate yourself to take a job as a member of Lindsay Lohan's "staff"?
ReplyDeleteI train wreck watched it. It was boring as all get out. I did, however, develop a morbid fascination with her lips in profile. @Seven, I hate to disillusion you, but dogs have owners, cats have staff. I know this because I have eight little rescue movies and in a few hours will foster two more four year old sisters.
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DeleteSigh, not movies, moggies. I hate auto correct.
ReplyDeleteI watched it online (dont get the O network). It was entertaining for me cause I frequent this site often and have followed her trials and tribulations. Was is realistic? NO..Was it Scripted...dont think so. But I found it voyeuristic and trashy the way I like my tv~. I am most in shock over her hoarding of clothing---a whole warehouse for her clothes yet she walks outta the house in all those ugly outfits! lol
ReplyDelete@Derek I'm wondering what percentage of the outfits were liberated from homes of others / sets / borrowed not returned
ReplyDeleteHey, @Hollywood Dime, don't knock us OC housewives! Not all of us are orange. :P
ReplyDelete@navymommy - Mr. Disco and I have decided that "meow" means "slave" and it's the only thing they bother taking the time to say to us.
ReplyDeleteI like LiLo, no clue why.
ReplyDeleteThe show isn't the train wreck that Anna Nicole or Paula Abdul were, but much better than the Kuntrashians.
OMG. I feel like I need to watch this. I hate you people. I mean that in the most loving way.
ReplyDeleteI have to see her hoarder warehouse of clothes.
@Susan, I feel the same way.
ReplyDeleteI'll load it up online and give it a go.
Anyone else find it funny that the Mighty Oprah has to resort to a LiLo reality show?
My cold black heart laughs when I think about that!
JoElla - YES!! I hate Oprah with all of my soul. I am cackling my best cartoon villain cackle that she is resorting to a Lohan reality show. Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
ReplyDeleteBitch did get me with her Favorite Things episodes when I was nursing and off from work. I cried like a hormonal lunatic.
When you google "Watch Lindsay Lohan online" you have to plow through hundreds of sex tape links before the show finally appears.
ReplyDeleteHeh. Turkish said "plow."
Deletemaybe Blondie is looking for a roommate
ReplyDelete@canadachick, I was scrolling down to add my own comment about Blondie. She hasn't been around since her identity was outed by someone via an article they found online.
DeleteI wish karma was real too, Enty. That would be amazing.
ReplyDeleteThe only way karma could be real would be if you pay for your mistakes in your next life, which I don't think makes any sense.
Oh, karma is real, Enty. It's very real. It just doesn't always show up like you think it will.
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