Now that the Olympics have ended Jimmy Fallon's ratings have started to slip so what better why to try and boost them then by giving some air time to an actress who has worked on how many movies the past three years? Three? How many made it into theatres? Not exactly what one would call a stellar casting coup. However that person is Lindsay Lohan and Jimmy Fallon is never going to say or do anything that will make Lindsay uncomfortable or not have his deluxe Kneepads on. Lindsay is going on the Fallon's show to talk about her reality show on OWN. Not so much reality as it is a ploy by OWN to have people actually look through their entire 500 channels to try and find where OWN actually is located. I think it is either somewhere within the shopping channels or shares time with HSN or something like that. I'm pretty sure people will watch the first episode. Does this mean that Lindsay has given up on her Oscar dream. For the past decade she has repeatedly claimed her goal was to have an Oscar by 30. Not going to make it. Why would you give her a role that even has a chance to win an Oscar? Would you have for example given her the Jennifer Lawrence role in American Hustle? No way. She will be stuck for the next few years making the same types of movies that every other has been actress tries to make. Straight to on demand and keep hoping someone will think you deserve another chance.
Setting my DVR as I type.
ReplyDeleteShe's not 40 yet?!
ReplyDeleteYou can do it, Lindsay! You've got time yet to win that Oscar! Prepare that speech!
ReplyDeleteDid Lindsey's boobs grow? They look enormous and saggy.
ReplyDeleteSo saggy!
DeleteUdderly saggy
DeleteMoo!
Deleteoh pleeeeeez
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ReplyDeleteI think the whole point about doing PR and letting people know about a show that is coming on and when it is to go on as many talk shows and interview as much as possible. You might even see Oprah doing some because she needs an audience.
ReplyDeleteI have a better chance of getting an Oscar by age 30 than Lohag does.
ReplyDeleteAre you already older than 30, Ray? ;-)
DeleteGo away LILO. Is anyone going to watch this crap? Her reality show or her interview on Fallon?
ReplyDeletewhy does this picture look photo shopped?
ReplyDeleteBecause oprah has firm chin and narrow waist, vera. Thats why.
DeleteHappy happy morning everyone!!! OMG Poor Oprah. That is a forced smile if I"ve ever seen one. Is it called "International Hostess"? Hostess being a euphemism? Hostess of the party in her pants?
ReplyDeleteLindsay's boobs look awful! Bad bra or bad boob job?
ReplyDeleteAndy Cohen announced last night that she will also be on WWHL next week. Somehow I see Andy asking better questions than Jimmy.
ReplyDeleteshe was always pretty well endowed.....but she is aging now quickly unfortunately for her......
ReplyDeletealthough I wouldn't rule the other out either
Did she dye her dress with Tang?
ReplyDeleteWhat, HARPO productions aren't eligible for the Oscars? This isn't a Master Class docu?
ReplyDeleteWatching!
She could have gotten the Jennifer Lawrence role in, "American Hustle" based on looks!! She could have been a more haggard Rosalie
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised no one noticed the bruise on her arm there.
ReplyDeleteGirl needs support in the chestal region. Saggy boobs are not attractive and then not wearing a pretty bra is stupid.
Why doesn't she just get Iyanla Van Krinklesac to fix her life???
ReplyDelete*Another disaster on OWN.
ReplyDeleteLindsay has Oprah outchested by a mile, and that's saying something.
ReplyDeleteDocuseries.
ReplyDeleteUnless LiLo is doing a Hooker Olympics or a Sharpie Challenge, there is no reason I would watch a show she is on.
ReplyDeleteIt's interesting that Lohan hasn't been papped much. Has Oprah had her cocooned with an anti-pap forcefield? You never see Oprah papped for that matter either.
ReplyDelete@Sherry, very interesting bruise. I bruise easily and that's what my arm looks like after the nurse takes off the rubber thing when I have a blood test.
ReplyDeleteIf Enty thinks I'm not hunting down the OWN network and dvring the shit out of that show he doesn't know me very we'll.
ReplyDeleteOK, Jimmy is a host for entertainment value! He's not a hard nosed journalist trying to get the best scoop. Why would he ever be expected to ask hard hitting questions?
ReplyDeleteI had to laugh last night when I saw a tweet from Oprah saying "Are you ready America to see what recovery looks like?" Ummm yes if recovery means snorting coke off a sidewalk yes, show me oh mighty one!
I will be watching this trainwreck probably via on demand or via streaml.
ReplyDeleteI am with Lotta. WHEN is this on? anyone?
ReplyDelete@Derek, this Thursday!
DeleteNo Sunday @ 10pm
Delete@Crila16 I thought the EXACT same thing about her boobs . . .
ReplyDeleteI **almost** feel sorry for Oprah.
Nah
@Lotta--kk thanks ; )
ReplyDeleteSince you can't believe a word that comes out of a Lohan's mouth, I won't bother with this crap. Oprah is reaching if she thinks this show will do well.
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DeleteThat is not a bruise on her arm, it's a tattoo.
ReplyDeleteGirl needs a better bra.
ReplyDeleteEros said they were going to mainline this show! Bwahahaha!! (Oh, streamline. Never mind)
ReplyDeleteIt's a sad day for a 27 year old when the potrine of a 60 year old woman looks better than your own.
ReplyDeleteAlso, if you squint a little and project an imaginary circle, the Vulcan Breast Meld slightly resembles the yin/yang symbol.
martadore: Wow and I even zoomed in on that spot. That's the fucking worst tattoo on the planet.
ReplyDeleteI'm looking forward to this. It will be like "The Anna Nicole Show, Part Duh".
ReplyDeletePlease tell her to start wearing a bra. You can tell she isn't even wearing one! Fire that stylist stat!
ReplyDeleteBy 30? If anyone skipped her thirties...
ReplyDelete@Vera - Agree with the PhotoShop. Where is her other arm?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Gayle is jealous?
ReplyDeleteFallon never takes off the kneepads for anybody, so at least he's no hypocrite. In Fallonland never was heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day.
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with Lindsay's knockers? Weirdly huge and low-hanging...
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