Johnny Weir Domestic Violence Case Dismissed

Back in January, Johnny Weir was arrested after his husband claimed that Johnny bit him during an argument. How did he get close enough to bite him. If you are fighting with someone you want them away from you so they can't hurt you. If they are close enough where they can bite you then you are wrestling more than anything. Johnny could have just been trying some new figure skating move while Tara Lipinski provided commentary. Whatever the reason, Johnny and his husband were in court yesterday and both wanted the charges dropped. The judge agreed and the pair walked out free while Johnny landed a perfect triple sow cow. Can you do a triple sow cow? Why do most of the figure skating moves sound like they could also be Starbucks orders?