Wednesday, March 05, 2014

Johnny Weir Domestic Violence Case Dismissed

Back in January, Johnny Weir was arrested after his husband claimed that Johnny bit him during an argument. How did he get close enough to bite him. If you are fighting with someone you want them away from you so they can't hurt you. If they are close enough where they can bite you then you are wrestling more than anything. Johnny could have just been trying some new figure skating move while Tara Lipinski provided commentary. Whatever the reason, Johnny and his husband were in court yesterday and both wanted the charges dropped. The judge agreed and the pair walked out free while Johnny landed a perfect triple sow cow. Can you do a triple sow cow? Why do most of the figure skating moves sound like they could also be Starbucks orders?

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:45 AM

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70 comments:

  1. Cleodacat7:47 AM

    A Dhramah Queen if there ever was one.

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  2. LottaColada7:48 AM

    I didn't know Prince William was his husband

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    1. ethorne7:56 AM

      LOL @Lotta! And he has the duck lips down!

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  3. Cleodacat7:49 AM

    Bwahahahha! @Lotta

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  4. Seven of Eleven7:50 AM

    Beer: Weir, you're drinking it wrong.

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  5. Slap-n-Tickle7:52 AM

    I didn't know you could request domestic assault charges could be dropped. I thought the police brought them b/c a victim may be too afraid to press charges.

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  6. Leekalicious7:57 AM

    I think it's actually 'salchow', but whatevs.

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  7. Seven of Eleven7:58 AM

    Say what you will, he's a sexy beast.

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  8. Anonymous7:58 AM

    Salchow

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  9. Harry Knuckles8:02 AM

    All couples hit a rough patch every once in a while, but love and patience and understanding and forgiveness will get these two back to where they belong: having butt sex and giving each other blow jobs.

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    1. ethorne8:11 AM

      @Harry-Jealousy's not a good look.

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    2. Harry Knuckles8:32 AM

      Don't get your meaning ethorne but maybe this will appease you: Really couldn't care less what the next guy does with his dick as long as he's not trying to stick it in me. Whether somebody"s gay or straight, I just don't care. However, Weir puts himself "out there" with his flamboyance. That makes him fair game. Ok?

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    3. LottaColada8:53 AM

      I don't think that's what she meant at all @Harry.

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    4. Sprink9:11 AM

      Hahaha! Yep, @Harry definitely misunderstood @ethorne's fab comment.

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    5. Harry Knuckles9:25 AM

      Well ok then Little Miss' Lotta and Sprink Who Think They Are Smarter Than Harry, let's try this one on for size: ethorne is implying that I am a sad, pathetic loser who couldn't get a girlfriend or wife if my life depended on it....... Did I fucking nail it or what?

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    6. LottaColada9:38 AM

      @Harry, Sorry your feelings were obviously hurt but I think that's what she meant.

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    7. Harry Knuckles9:57 AM

      My feelings WERE hurt. Maybe I'll just take a little "me" time before I accept your apology.

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    8. ethorne10:18 AM

      @Harry, sweetie darling-I try not to say something on here that I'd feel the need to apologize for later. With that being said, I was implying you'd like to give/receive wang in your ass/mouth. Hope that clears it up.

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    9. LottaColada10:28 AM

      @ethorne- Shet, I was wrong about it this whole time!

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    10. Harry Knuckles10:35 AM

      It does ethorne! Thanks for the clarification! ..., See Sprink and Lotta? I was sort of right all along. Let that be a lesson to both of you. And thanks again ethorne.

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    11. ethorne10:37 AM

      @Lotta- 'Ain't talking bout love...!"

      @Harry-Anytime.

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    12. LottaColada11:04 AM

      @ethorne, are you saying I'm semi-good looking?

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    13. Sprink11:06 AM

      @ethorne, I have to admit...that's just not nice.

      Don't understand why people bring their own shit, randomly, to a thread. A flame war, I get. But unprovoked? Tut tut...

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    14. Lo Key says stop with the censorship already!11:43 AM

      ethorne, I totally got it! LOL.

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    15. Harry Knuckles11:55 AM

      I was just goofing around with everybody ... not sure what happened there at the end. I really don't read you ladies very well ..... Sorry I called you a "lady", ethorne. You too LowKey.

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    16. ethorne12:13 PM

      @Sprink, I was ribbing someone I thought could take it, ya know, because of his avis & pedo-speak. Still not going to apologize, I'll just say I'm sorry you don't get my humor, some find me delightful. ;)

      @Harry- Don't say sowwy, you didn't call me a lady!

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    17. ethorne12:14 PM

      @Lotta- I'd hit it.

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    18. Harry Knuckles2:15 PM

      ethorne and Sprink, this is what happens so often, isn't it. You're kidding around but the other guy doesn't get it and the next thing you know, boom, hard feelings.

      Sprink, when I 1st showed up here at CDaN last June I started off as a troll, and pissed a lot of posters off. That was my intention of course but I found that I enjoyed posting about the celebs so I quit the trolling (not completely mind you) and just stuck with the regular kind of posting, waiting for all the people mad at me to stop being mad at me. Some still haven't forgiven me and some I'm sure don't trust me. ethorne is in there somewhere. Fair enough, I brought this on myself. I'm patient with a thick skin.

      "I was ribbing someone I thought could take it" ..... puh-leeez ...... the day I can't take your best shot is the day I "hang 'em up". Bring it you delightful cough lady cough cough cough..

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    19. LottaColada2:46 PM

      @ethorne, my nekkid selfie is in your inbox ;)

      @Harry, but have you forgiven ME?!?

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    20. ethorne3:18 PM

      @Lotta-Love the ambience, great selfie

      @Harry Carry on with the redemption.

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    21. Harry Knuckles3:43 PM

      Lotta, you're all forgiven..............Can I have the selfie too?

      ethorne, redeem this, Toots ....(can you guess where I'm pointing?).

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    22. Lo Key says stop with the censorship already!4:28 PM

      Harry, are you saying I'm not a lady?
      I'll have you know I am a most delicate flower of womanhood.
      With tattoos - deal with it ;)

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  10. discoflux8:08 AM

    Heh. I was another one coming just to say *salchow.

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  11. Jon8:10 AM

    I don't know why you are all making jokes because this is a gay couple. You'd be calling for prison time if it were Chris Brown or Terrance Howard. Hypocrites much?

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  12. di butler8:15 AM

    I don't think it's funny, but I lived it, so...it doesn't make me too giddy. This sounds like some pretty rough wrestling around if it turned to biting.

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  13. Cleodacat8:20 AM

    Well it's far from Adam Lambert's partner beat down.

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  14. Seven of Eleven8:21 AM

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  15. Unknown8:22 AM

    Enty Bitch, please!

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  16. Unknown8:24 AM

    Enty Bitch, please!

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  17. Cleodacat8:26 AM

    I've been trying to figure out who "wears the pants". I confess to never seeing to queens together.

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  18. Jon8:33 AM

    @Seven...so you're saying that because Weir made up a lame excuse that male/male relationships are inherently violent that he gets a pass for him being an abusive ass?

    And, yes, a Chris Brown comparison is in order when people on this site bash CB almost daily for doing the same thing that you are joking about with Weir.

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  19. Cleodacat8:36 AM

    The difference is the degree of damage done Jon.

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  20. Anonymous8:44 AM

    @Seven of Eleven... @Seven dEleven??? Hmmm.

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  21. Sherry9:33 AM

    Truly Harry..I think it was just a joke because you're so obviously straight. That's how I read it, anyway. But then if you have ti explain a joke...well you know.

    And domestic violence is never right regardless of the genders of the people involved. My friend was arrested for defending herself against her girlfriend and it haunted her forever due to the nature of her job.

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  22. Seven of Eleven9:35 AM

    @Jon, that's not what I was saying at all, hence the deletion of my poorly phrased comment.

    I still stand by the "Chris Brown/hypocrite" trope, though. Chris Brown is a scumbag. Is this guy a scumbag? I don't know, I had to google him just to find out who he is. But he made that lame joke, not me, and his lawyer husband forgave him, so if the lawyer husband is pulling a Rihanna, then I have as much respect for him as I do for Rihanna.

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  23. cynicalsmirk9:44 AM

    Sow cows are farm animals. Salchows are figure skating jumps.

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  24. Sprink10:00 AM

    @Harry, the joke was that you're jealous because you, too, would like to have ass and bj's. in your case, with a woman. But trust me, the comment was clever.

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    1. Sprink10:04 AM

      I never read it as you don't get any. I read it as you'd be jealous because you assume they have so much of this and you--being with women, who might be more reticent--do not have as much as you'd like.

      I cannot believe I'm explaining this...sex talk really isn't why I come here...

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    2. Harry Knuckles10:46 AM

      Sprink, ethorne later posted: "I was implying you'd like to give/receive wang in your ass/mouth". ..... The girl can turn a phrase, can't she?

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    3. ethorne10:50 AM

      @Harry-You're lucky you didn't call me a lady.

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    4. Sprink11:03 AM

      Ooh! I missed that @Harry. Bowing out now--don't like fights.

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    5. Harry Knuckles11:09 AM

      ethorne, sweetie darling, not to worry. I will never ever call you a "lady"

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  25. Sprink10:10 AM

    @Jon, I'm not making light of gay domestic abuse, but I am somewhat bemused by the report.

    Knowing the parties involved, this isn't as bad as it sounds.

    Domestic abuse is bad. Agreed.

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  26. it took forever10:17 AM

    Well,well. well last time i was here and Derek Harvey called me THRASH after getting my comment confused with you Seven! just read the comments carefully guys, i got the joke in this one tho.

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  27. it took forever10:20 AM

    the Weir fight sounds like the fight in bridget jones diary with the leading men

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    1. Sprink11:07 AM

      Have to admit that's kind of how I envisioned it.

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  28. discoflux10:24 AM

    I just choked on my oyster cracker, ethorne.

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    1. ethorne10:40 AM

      @disco-Is that a sexy euphemism?

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    2. Seven of Eleven10:53 AM

      I've always wondered if there are oysters in oyster crackers.

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  29. discoflux11:30 AM

    @ethorne - Not this time...

    @Seven - Unbleached Wheat Flour, water, canola oil, cane sugar, salt, yeast, baking soda

    Shrimp chips, however, do contain shrimp.

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    1. LottaColada11:58 AM

      Shrimp chips?! I need to get out more.

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  30. Sherry11:38 AM

    Well I guess I got it wrong too. Oops!

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  31. lazyday60311:46 AM

    Johnny Weir is my new hero. Wearing tiaras and Elizabeth Taylor sized necklaces and jewelry on NBC every day during the Olympics was a great FU to the homophobes. It's the 2014 version of the two track athletes at the 1968 Mexico City Olympics doing the Black Power salute on the medals podium. Suck on that Putin.

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  32. TalksTooMuch12:21 PM

    I do think the wording is a little less serious and down-playing because it's two dudes. Not cool.

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  33. feraltart12:40 PM

    Abuse is abuse! I hope they are getting counselling so it isn't repeated. Men can get raped too, just a reminder that they deserve the same respect as female victims.

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