Sunday, March 16, 2014

Jenelle Evans Will Soon Be Unemployed

After five seasons of living off MTV's wallet, Jenelle Evans is going to have to get a real job. I know, I know. If you are an employer would you hire her? Nope. No one will. Do you think she has been saving those MTV paychecks for the past five seasons? Nope. She probably thinks she can make a living making appearances at clubs. Umm, no. She will be in jail way too much for that. Oh, or in court trying to get custody of her latest child back after she loses her child after she gets arrested. She will probably try and land another reality show or shoot porn. I actually think the rest of the cast from that season will be just fine and move on with their lives. She won't and will be in the headlines for a few more years as this all plays out and which jail she will call her new home.

Posted by ent lawyer at 8:15 AM

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26 comments:

  1. SecretTorture - "ST"8:24 AM

    She'll be an escort or go the sex tape route.

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  2. cubsfan19908:27 AM

    why the hell does the entry hate janelle so much? chill dude.

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  3. sandybrook8:28 AM

    porn for her because she hates Farrah and will try to outsell her tape(s). Plus she can get a big price for the first one and a % of sales.

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  4. Violet8:31 AM

    What do these people get paid - is it enough that if they were sensible and invested well they could be comfortable for life even off just a few years?

    I remember watching one of these shows with Violet Jr number 2 and using it as a warning about what her life would be like if she got pregnant as a teenager. She was properly horrified thank goodness, and to date no unexpected grandchildren.

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  5. OneEyeCharlie8:40 AM

    I have no feelings about her either way. I'm just more than a little disappointed that we allow people like this to become celebrities.

    Now... where did I set my prune juice? I need it to wash down my Centrum Silver.

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  6. JSierra9:02 AM

    This article says they get paid anywhere from $60,000-$100,000 per season. I saw somewhere else that Jenelle gets paid in gift cards. Watching clips of the recent season it doesn't look like the kids are struggling, nor do they look well off. Jersey Shore kids were all driving Beamers, Mercs, and Range Rovers by the end of their run while these moms are still driving around in their older Corollas and Camrys. Still more than most hardworking individuals make though.

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  7. Nolesgirl9:10 AM

    @OneEyedCharlie, you nailed it.

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  8. Seven of Eleven9:19 AM

    @Charlie, Imma let you finish but I have to pull up my rocking chair first.

    GET OFF THE LAWN, TEEN MOM CELEBUWHATS!

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  9. Unknown9:24 AM

    JSIERRA--Gift cards? Really? lmao that figures...I hope Barbara gets paid well--she is the star of the show!

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  10. Unknown9:30 AM

    I just looked it up and its true! The other girls get a cash bonus but they dont trust Janelle with cash so she gets paid with gift certificates for the Olive Garden! lmao

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  11. SaintsFan9:49 AM

    @Derek, LMAO! Yes, Barbara is the star of the show.

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  12. Unknown9:58 AM

    Just think - when she started in reality tv she probably thought everyone would like her and she would get famous and rich- no, it usually only means you'll be infamous and a cautionary tale (except for a few and they usually have some talent.)

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  13. Unknown10:03 AM

    The Jersey Shore "kids" were able to spin off their image to other money making endeavours like the club appearances and endorsements. And those fancy cars could have been comped or leased and had to go back when the show was over. A lot of celebrities are driving in comped cars in exchange for the car company using their name.

    Pregnant teens in spite of the seeming popularity of this reality show just aren't going to get an endorsement to promote Huggies - maybe contraception though, there's a thought.

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  14. Unknown10:14 AM

    Amy - apparently if that loser neighbor was on national tv people would be interested. We watch what is on and love a car wreck. That is why reality tv took off (plus cheap to produce.)

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  15. Jcool10:22 AM

    Really you think anyone from that show will "be fine and move on with their lives" someone is a tad delusional.

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  16. parissucksliterally10:26 AM

    STOP POSTING ABOUT THE TEEN MOMS. THEY ARE FUCKING LOSERS, WHO DO NOT DESERVE ANY RECOGNITION FOR ANYTHING.


    Thank you.

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  17. TalksTooMuch10:52 AM

    How are you doing, psl?

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  18. Count Jerkula11:26 AM

    I think porn is the way to go for her. I have seen the naked pics of her and I would be willing watch her lil butt get skewered by a parolee.

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  19. Unknown11:47 AM

    Would be nice if the judge would take the same route with her that was taken with Teresa Guiduce, no TV appearances as part of the sentence!

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  20. Alexa Rose12:09 PM

    About time this show got cancelled.

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  21. 8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob12:43 PM

    Isn't she pregnant? She can now sue her boss for firing a pregnant person and get a lot of money because of it (nobody can be fired while pregnant because it would be illegal sacking).
    At least this is what happens here, and you Americans love trials.

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  22. BeckyMae1:59 PM

    She'd get a shitload of cash for a "How I Cleaned Up My Life" Kneepads cover but that would take a miracle, I don't watch the show but I've seen a few clips of her and she's a true, mouth breathing train wreck...

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  23. TLP9:41 PM

    parissucks you are my new hero.

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  24. B11:19 PM

    Please have some sympathy for her. If your dad abandoned you to be raised by an abusive savage like Barbara you would not be managing your life very well either. Jenelle has never known love in her life. By the way she wasn't living off MTV's dime. She was their employee. Damn.

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  25. queencrab1:13 PM

    ummm. yeah i knew her before all the fame, shes no good..lives for drama, dosnt deserve any of those children or any of that money..so for those who dont understand why people are "hating" on her so much, its probably because they have good intuition and you dont know her..

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