It is Friday. If you are not around this weekend because you celebrate springing forward by getting drunk or going on a spiritual retreat I understand. Please wear sunscreen. The LA marathon is this weekend which means I will be trapped inside and unable to go anywhere for fear of being run over by a horde of runners or stuck trying to cross a street that can't be crossed for several hours. So, I will stay inside and blog for everyone. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I would love that and can be found @entylawer.
Neither of the participants in this blind item have previously appeared in this space. Kind of surprising for both actually. The actress in this blind is C+ list based on what you have seen her in but she has had a very B list career. The last couple of years have been very good to her. One of her issues has always been that she is always willing to sell stories about her co-stars and isn't shy about them knowing so she ends up not working very long at each job. She doesn't really care though because she has a mentor/protector who not only provides employment to our actress on a frequent basis but is also the only person he trusts to bring in for threesomes when he is with another woman. He famously broke up with an A list actress because she didn't like his threesome fixture. The A lister was up for it just not with this particular actress. Our mentor is an actor. A bit of everything actually. A list in everything he does and A+ list in lots of others. He literally does it all in the entertainment business Although his mentee doesn't live with him she does come over to his place almost everyday and if he is not involved with another woman usually sleeps with him. Heck, even if he is involved with another woman the pair will still have sex on the nights he is not with his current fling. Flings are what they all turn out to be because no one can put up with the other woman. The one who will pop in at 4am and have a conversation with the mentor while the girlfriend of the week is naked and trying to sleep on the other side of the bed. It is a crazy relationship but the two wouldn't have it any other way.
Very odd couple.
ReplyDeletePuff Wiggly Didley JLo and who?
ReplyDeleteMacFarlane or Apatow?
ReplyDeleteMy head is spinning...too much for me!
ReplyDeleteSeems like a tv actress - unless they cut her film parts down, tv is a long-term project that she can be fired from.
ReplyDeleteIs there someone who produces/directs/acts and then sings? Maybe someone who is a musician signed to a label that also has a television network?
Aaaaa.. subscribe.. Not able to process that informations and Im only drinking coffee so...
ReplyDeleteLaura its 5 o clock where you are at least time for Happy Hour!
ReplyDeleteSpike Jonze/Michelle Williams and.
ReplyDeleteSpike is known more for directing than acting. I don't think he would be described as an actor.
DeleteKimmel ans sarah Silverman.
ReplyDeleteIf ur gna write a novel of a blind, pictures wld be helpful.
ReplyDeleteAn info graphic would generally help with FFFs.
DeleteEnty OG used to put crappy stock images from the Internet in blinds to illustrate the tone. I liked it.
@Sandy you right! a martini can start the software running!
ReplyDeleteTyler Perry? No idea who the c lister is.
ReplyDeleteTyler Perry is a great guess, Basil! Tasha Smith (Olivia Pope's mother on Scandal) or Jurnee Smolett (campaign manager on Parenthood) could be C listers.
Delete@princess nobody
DeleteKhandi Alexander plays Olivia Pope's mother, not Tasha Smith...
Seth MacFarlane Jennifer Tilly
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DeleteI agree, Charlize being the A lister he broke up with
DeleteReally, B6?? So random!
DeleteJennifer Tilly has been married since 2004. She had a divorce in 1991 so I think you heard about it and thought she was still single.
DeleteI was thinking Simon Cowell, but if he's supposed to act too then never mind.
ReplyDeleteThis guy has to have a famous breakup, whether or not the threesome part of it was publicly mentioned.
ReplyDeleteAll I can think of is Mischa Barton for the C+ actress, with a B list career. That girl has consistently worked.
ReplyDeleteThe mentor sounds like Ashton kutcher
ReplyDeleteSo we are ignoring the "never before appeared in this space" bit?
ReplyDelete"Neither of the participants have previously appeared in this space."
ReplyDeleteSo that means this blog, blind items, or never 4forFriday?
Jurnee is a good guess - she did True Blood, Parenthood, a Perry film, and she has a De Niro film coming up.
ReplyDeleteI don't get this, why don't these 2 get together on a full time basis since it sounds like they get along really well?
ReplyDeleteB626 wins the prize.
ReplyDeleteSeth acts, directs movies and tv, produces both movies and tv, and even put an album out.
He employs Jennifer as the voice of Bonnie on Family guy.
The last couple of years have been good to her because of her marriage to super rich Sam Simon. Think they are now divorced and she got a huge payout.
That marriage ended in 1991. She has remarried and remains married since 2004. Not her. And Seth has appeared on here before... hmmm...
DeleteTyler Perry is a screaming queen--nay, drag queen--so it ain't him.
ReplyDeleteThere have been blinds about Seth here, though. Tyler is not into ladies.
ReplyDeleteIs Jon Favreu A?
Strangely, Jeff Goldblum popped into my head. I don't think he fits the parameters though.
ReplyDeleteJ Tilly has had a great two years? Damn, I thought she had dissapeared since that Chucky movie. I'm glad I was wrong.
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Deletehttp://www.dailymotion.com/video/x77gfo_hottest-scene-ever-jennifer-tilly-g_redband
You're welcome... :-D
Cosign the McFarland/ Tilly guess. Since neither have been in the 4 for Friday before, a lawyer weasel way out, then they fit.
ReplyDeleteShe def. Swings both ways and with those breasts all she would have to do is strap on the tummy to be pregnant for McFarland' s kink...
I like her but a little would go a long way and that voice...if it weren't for Family Guy, she would be on the poker circuit only.
GF= Emilia Clarke
ReplyDeleteGuy = Seth Macfarlane
Mentee = Emily Osment
Did Jennifer tilly and the poker player break up? Unibomber?
ReplyDeleteShe has been married since 2004. I doubt it is her
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ReplyDeleteJen Tilley doesn't work = she's been on family guy forever, not just the last couple years. also she snared many millions in her divorce from sam simon (The Simpsons) so she doesn't need to work or bounce from job to job as the item implies
was thinking brad pitt for the mentor, esp with his producer star shining after the oscar (A+), maybe jen anniston for the dumpee? dunno?
How about McFarlane / Kunis, rather than Tilly?
ReplyDeleteJared Leto for multi A+ lister. Cam Diaz or Scarlett for actress he broke up with. Not sure who the Mentee is though.....
ReplyDeleteMy brain is not processing this. I like your guesses though with MacFarlane.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking MacFarlane and Kunis. Although I think Kunis is rather talented.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking MacFarlane and Kunis. Although I think Kunis is rather talented.
ReplyDeletei always go to the comments first before reading a blind like this to see if the answers guessed spark my interest. The worst is trying to decipher a blind only to find out it's about someone I could care less about.
ReplyDeleteWhat famous break up has Tyler Perry ever had? Some of you folks really need to read the damn clues. IJS
ReplyDeleteJennifer Tilly is very happily married to Phil Laak the poker player. It's not her.
ReplyDeleteNah thought I was on the right track with Jeri Ryan's breakup: her ex wanted her to participate in partner swaps etc but she wouldnt do it. But he is not an actor -.-
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