Blind Items Revealed
July 23, 2013
This former A list celebrity/"singer" who transitioned into reality television before dropping off the face of the earth still has A list name recognition. She is also aging a bit and still goofy. She also would like the world to know she has a new boyfriend. Unfortunately it is very expensive for her to show him off because he charges by the hour. Apparently our former A lister makes sure she gets her money worth, and almost every hour too.
Paula Abdul
Every hour? Sore.
ReplyDeleteProper ting
ReplyDeleteShe learned a lot from Simon!
ReplyDelete888's vibrator recommendations and Massive Wee's killer lady instincts in the original BI.
ReplyDelete{pours extra strength mimosa}
Now you're making me look, Seven!
DeleteSigh. At least it was brief
Delete@Talks, think we should schedule an intervention?
DeleteLOL I remember that episode! And um, the subject. Those were all the rage 10 years ago
DeleteWhat's with the AI chicks paying their guys? Paula, Jlo..find your pride! (or at least haggle a better price).
ReplyDeleteWhat happened go her? She's so messed up. I don't think she knows what a normal life is like. I get a whole sunset blvd vibe from her. I mean does she have any friends? Or family? Pathetic really.
ReplyDeleteGet your money's worth, Paula!
ReplyDeletePaula is Halle Berry level crazy, w/o the anger issues. I bet the booze and pills help that.
ReplyDeleteBUT...Paula isn't the rage monster that Scary Berry is. I witnessed with my very own eyes, her come unhinged on ex hubby Dave Justice. She didn't give a damn who saw it. We were embarrassed for her and him.
Delete*side note* damn, if she wasn't gorgeous! Not that she's not still hot, but she was so beautiful in person. Crazier than a shit house mouse, but beautiful.
She needs to pay for dudes? Damn, she is not Lena Dunham ugly or madonna old-ugly. Either Americans lost testosterone ages ago or she could get acceptable cock without any trouble.
ReplyDeleteKermit, I think Paula pays for the same reason so many Hollywood men do: for convenience, discretion, and the ability to dismiss the guy when she is tired of him.
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