November 19, 2012
This reality star is out of money and is borrowing from friends and family and saying he will get it all back to them when his new reality show starts. There is no new reality show for him though. There is nothing but a pile of unpaid bills, and cars that were leased and are now being repossessed. Two years ago he was one of the highest paid reality stars in the world and had endorsements from several companies. If he is owed any money from them he has signed it away. He has nothing.
The Situation
Uh oh. We've got a Situation here, everyone. So sad. I bet he doesn't even remember blowing through all that cash.
ReplyDeleteLooks like he got himself into a little situation !
ReplyDeleteGet it ya'll? Situation--like his name is Situation?!...
Lady H, he was blowing through something alright :/
ReplyDeleteYeah. Pun sadly intended there.
DeleteLike him or not, bad decisions included...being that broke is a sad deal... (I had to work really hard to not say situation) jokes aside, I've been penniless and it sucked ass so I do feel for him.
ReplyDeleteBack to life ... Back to Re-a-lit-y
ReplyDeleteI live in the town he was in when he became famous .He did business where my daughter works.He and his brother would come in and be obnoxious.He would try hitting on her and she totally would would ignore him. He is an ass, he made it easy and if smart he would have been set for life.At one point he was raking in the big bucks but threw it all away on drugs, and showing off.No sympathy from me at all.Those of us who work hard for every dollar should not have sympathy for this loser.Those who knew him before the money came so easily knew he would wind up without a cent. What a fool.
ReplyDeleteI grew up in said town. According to my siblings who were in the same grade growing up, he was't as cool. It was also pretty much known around town that he was a druggie before the show began. No one really liked him much before the show began and now he is just a huge douche that is broke.
DeleteNot surprising, @B/Woman, but still a good background.
DeleteHe cant even get dj gigs? Poor guy I feel for him. NOT!!
ReplyDeleteReality stars today: save.yo.monay. All of it. Kardasians, looking at chu guys
ReplyDeleteK trash are so broke. Only kourtney keeps her kash. They spend to maintain and it's going to be over.
DeleteTTM,
DeleteI theorise that it is the same craptastic personality trait that makes them seek reality 'stardom' which makes them almost uniformly incapable of following your insanely obvious advice.
Like neither you or I would waste the cash, but similarly neither your or I (unless you've got an 'after dark' special you're flogging ;) would want to open up our lives to intrusive and sensationalist cameras.
Tl; dr -
We're > reality stars
Tl; dr2 -
Low benchmark ;)
That's a good point, Alita. If you are of the mindset that just you being your fabulous self is worth monay,you are not likely to be able to foresee that gravy train coming to an end.
DeleteSugarbreadmaker, is Kourtney the one with kiddos? If so, yay! Save yo monay for the kiddos. Werd
I hope this is not indicative of this generation's attitude to life and money.
ReplyDeletelol @derek & leek..
ReplyDeleteYahoo is trolling me with subliminal messages.
ReplyDeleteSFW
ROFL, make sure that JAS sees that!!
DeleteWho knew that Snooki would be the savvy one from that group?
ReplyDeleteI did. .She has strong parents. . And likes money. Being adopted makes you look at things differently than a spoiled twatlube. From Jersey.
DeleteAw, unemployment.
ReplyDelete@7 rolled outta bed! Hiya!
Delete@Kristin, hey girl! I had a busy morning.
DeleteStill laughing from the first clicky. Needed that after witnessing the carnage in what was once a potential pedo blind. Thanks.
DeleteTrue dat Vera - Snooki was the brains of that group
ReplyDeleteYup. Everyone rips her, but she's actually a pretty smart girl when it comes to money and business. She's done pretty well for herself since Jersey Shore ended and I feel like she's gonna be around for a while. It wouldn't surprise me if she quietly managed to build an empire like Jessica Simpson did.
DeleteSnooks was a hot mess back in the day, but, love her or hate her, she's killing it at the moment.
@Bitchy Woman You must be so proud of your daughter for not falling for his crap. Good for her.
ReplyDeleteGood. I'm so sick of these overpaid idiots blowing all their money just to show off. Nobody really cares if you have ten cars or a designer wardrobe so you might as well save some of that $$$$.
ReplyDeletehe is shooting a reality show now tho...its about his family and his recovery from his pill addiction...so that part is true
ReplyDeleteWho didn't see that one coming?
ReplyDeleteHe was on the UK version of Celebrity Big Brother and he actually seemed like a nice enough guy. But he did tell a story about how he and his buddies had a suite in Las Vegas and they trashed it just to see what it felt like. That right there was a couple of hundred thousand bucks wasted on a whim.
ReplyDeleteSnooki said YEARS ago that this guy was not saving his money and he would end up penniless. Well, he is probably going to end up doing escorting for rich gay men, but not before he does a porn movie! Sean Cody is calling Sitch! Pick up the phone.
who the hail trashes a hotel room on purpose? i thought it was always an unfortunate happenstance..
ReplyDeleteForget who trashes a hotel room, @aemish - who causes hundreds of thousands of dollars doing it? What, they couldn't smash a lamp and smear faeces on the walls like normal people? They had to bomb the place??
DeleteGood. I hope the idiot ends up on the streets.
ReplyDeleteI have no sympathy for him, and only a limited amount of it for the people who would actually conduct any king of non cash business with him. He made choices, he can live with them, and hopefully he has learned something from this. Doubt it, but I hope.
ReplyDeletea fool and his money and all that good shit...
ReplyDelete@aemish rock stars did it see The Who and LedZep among others.
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid to look at any thread with over 100 comments these days even tho I was a BIG part of one on Friday.
ReplyDeleteWhat?? Where, sandy? I miss EVERYTHING!
ReplyDeleteWas that the Ballad of the Unknowns Email Carnage?
ReplyDeletePerhaps @Kristin
ReplyDeletein the letter from a fan thread @TTM.
Okay, found it. Those Unknowns just love to hate sandy, no joke.
ReplyDeleteYep. And it hurts me to no end too :)
ReplyDeleteAnd you know what hurts the most? Numbers are infinite and there are 26 letters in the English alphabet and we've only got to B and 1 and 2 :)
ReplyDelete@sandybrook Oh dear.
ReplyDeleteOh Sandy! Stop your whining and being an attention whore
ReplyDeleteOh Sandybrook, just when you think it is safe! The Unknown Shark is circling...lol
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, we have your back....and front....
Seven LOVE the Cosima avi! Although I must say that Allison is my fave clone.
ReplyDeleteI almost feel bad for the Sitch, he will always be known as the ultimate douche. Remember when Abercrombie tried to sue him to get him to stop wearing their clothes? Talk about a low point. No wonder my Schnooks denied blowing him.
Sandy you can whore it up all day long with us, the limit does not exist!
Just for the record @JSierra ... That Abercrombie and Fitch thing was a marketing campaign. It was a good idea though.
DeleteGive stupid people money for being stupid and they do stupid things. We'd be stupid to think anything else
ReplyDeleteThx J and BeckyMae!
ReplyDeleteAww, Sandypoo must be lonely tonight. Here's your attention fucker. You're welcome.
ReplyDelete@Unknown B You are a Troll Type #3 The Hater doesn't need a motive, they just move from victim to victim saying not very nice things and making you feel like you’ve done something to deserve it. (BuzzFeed)
ReplyDelete@Leekalicious-Sandy's a racist, Wendy's a bigot. Neither one are victims. Sandy is also an attention troll, why else would she send out the Unknown bat call? She got exactly what she wanted. You're welcome.
DeleteLEEEEEKY! I am just beside myself because I don't know what troll type I am. Please enlighten me.
ReplyDeleteFloating on a sea of love Sandybrook!
ReplyDeleteSea of Love
Sitch is disgusting and he deserves what he gets if he was stupid enough to blow through what was probably a few mil. If you're not making the money, then live within your means, you idiot.
ReplyDeleteI'm with @Basil - time to get yourself a little black book and come out of the closet.
Hmmmmmm This first came out in 2012. In Dec 2013 he was in Touch magazine and said he will be in a new reality series.Just what we all need!!! FGS I was hoping he would just fade outSo I guess back in 2012 he was broke and no new show or is he hopefully lying? I admit I hate the Whole cast of New York transplants coming to New Jersey and making the state I love look like crap ! I know Seaside turned into a hell hole but I remember how absolutely beautiful it was as a child. Jersey Italians are not as Guido as they appeared on that damn show! I wanna see him on the side of the road with a sign "I will work for fake suntan spray" He is just so skeevy.
ReplyDeleteI'm a Jersey Italian & I had no idea we were that obnoxious & ridiculous until I saw the show. But to be fair, only Sammi & Mike grew up in New Jersey. Still, those two don't paint a pretty picture for the state.
DeleteHe's a fool ...
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ReplyDeleteWell guess there is a new show for him:
ReplyDeletehttp://insidetv.ew.com/2014/03/31/sorrentinos-the-situation-reality-series/
I am reeeellly looking forward to the day when the exact same blind item comes out and the reveal is Michael Vick.
ReplyDeleteexcept for "reality star" substitute "former pro athlete" of course.
ReplyDeleteFunny how they chose to reveal this blind on the same day it's announced that he does, in fact, have a new reality show deal with his family that will begin filming soon. So I guess another dent in the armor that is this site credibility of late. CDAN really needs to go back to how it used to be. It's becoming embarrassing for them.
ReplyDelete@Principessa-
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately Vick will never be broke. Nike keeps him so flush with cash, it's almost criminal (see what I did there).
The NFL isn't known as the National Felons League for the heck of it...
@TLP yes BUT. His career will be over soon. He has no job skills. He will never get endorsement work. He has lots of freeloaders around him. And he has no finance skills.
ReplyDeleteHe'll be bankrupt within five years of retiring.
Fingers crossed.