Blind Items Revealed
August 9, 2013
This C+ list celebrity moves up and down from an almost A to almost D depending on how much her family keeps her in the spotlight. It is never because of her own doing, these moves up and down the ladder of fame. She did make a name for herself the other night though as she had sex with two different celebrities at the same party within a couple of hours. The two celebrities are almost A list, and know each other very very well, but don't know they both had sex with her. This will be revealed.
Ali Lohan
Sounds like there was A2A involved.
ReplyDeletepoor girl
ReplyDeleteHow in the world is she a celebrity?
ReplyDeleteGod help us all if you think Ali is C+ list, never mind A-list!
ReplyDelete+1
Delete+ everything
Deletewell she did have that amazing Christmas album. We play it every year when we are tinseling our tree lol
ReplyDeleteWhaaa? Okay, officially on the "ratings are whack" train
ReplyDeleteI care nothing for her, but I would be lying if I said I wasn't just the teensiest bit interested in who the 2 A list celebs were.
ReplyDeleteNow, who are the A list celebrities?
ReplyDeleteDumb and Dumber
DeleteI lol'd harder than I should xD
Delete@Ray LMAO
DeleteSo it's ok to reveal who SHE is but not who the guys are. No one did anything bad so why reveal only the girl's name?
ReplyDeleteWhy reveal her and not the 2 guys? That's bullshit.
ReplyDeleteWhen was Ali Lohan ever "almost A"? Hopefully not the second A in @Lotta's scenario...
ReplyDeleteShe's "A List" only when alphabetizing first names.
DeleteBecause we only shame women for random sex, right?? Those guys were just gettin it!
ReplyDeleteAnd who are the almost A celebrities? Come on, you know you want to.
ReplyDeleteIf I'm hosting a Hollywood party ...Am I obligated to provide sex rooms?
ReplyDeleteIf so, where does my responsibility end?
Do I provide the condoms/ lubricant and spermicide?
Do I hire a maid/attendant to change the sheets and restock?
So many questions... :-\
But now I really want to know who the guys were...
ReplyDeleteShe is totally heinous the two Johns need to be revealed just to embarrass them publicly.
ReplyDeleteAli lohan has only moved between being a Z and a D list 'celebrity'. C+ is soooooo generous. This didnt ever need to be blind.
ReplyDeleteI'm usually the first one to jump up and defend Enty.
ReplyDeleteBut this ongoing practice of revealing the women and throwing them under the bus while protecting the identities of the men is total bullshit.
If you say one say all or just skip it all together.
how long was this party?
ReplyDeleteWith all these girls having sex in front of the other party goers at the Hollywood parties I'm surprised these parties aren't being thrown at the Korean massage parlors. :(
ReplyDeleteI agree with most of the posts here.
ReplyDeleteThere is no way that Lindsay Lohan's little sister could ever be close to A, when Lilo herself watched that ship sail n burn many many moons ago.
Secondly outside of being Lindsay's sister I have NEVER seen her in a role, a photo shoot, heard her music on the radio, etc.
She is clearly the least of ALL our concerns.
Do us favor and spill the guys' names!!
@Lotta whats A2A?
ReplyDelete@under-a-rock
DeleteA2A is ass-to-ass. Google Requiem for a Dream/Jennifer Connelly, ass to ass.. NSFW!!!
@under a rock- :( I hate to be the one to give you this visual but here you go...
DeleteA2A
Also...
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ass%20to%20Ass
You don't have to provide sex rooms. They all know how to do blow and bang in the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteExactly, I often wonder if some posters ever got laid in high school. If not for friends parties (bathrooms, garages or bedrooms depending on house size) or in the car.
DeleteIn fairness to all the sexist outrage, the blind does not outright state that the two people she had sex with were male.
ReplyDeleteThis ugly little sister of Blowhan was NEVER EVER even CLOSE to C list, let alone A!
ReplyDeleteAre you a fucking idiot? Where do you get these ratings from? Up your ass?
@paris, right?!
DeleteSeven I am *not* clicking on that link!
DeleteI refuse to!
@LowKey, what if I said it was full of Hiddleston?
DeleteI clicked for Hiddles
DeleteI also clicked for Hiddles.
DeleteLowKey, how are you? You've been up forever!
DeletePs: is this a good time to post the Hiddles poetry again?
I'm good TTM! Haven't been sleeping good lately, dunno why, so I've been on at odd hours.
DeleteAnd it's always a good time for Hiddles poetry!
I may have a little death of my own ;)
Bwhahaha, LowKey, I was wondering if anyone got that! Hiddles voice reading poetry:
Deletehttp://fuckyestomhiddlestonsvoice.tumblr.com/post/58738891440/hxcfairy-may-i-feel-said-he-by-e-e-cummings
Sorry, got a little riled up. I just hate that the blinds are always so one-sided and designed to provoke the whole "she's a whore" reaction. Never mind that there are johns. Just the women always bear all the shame. Rant over! It's Oscar day!
ReplyDelete+1 million TTM!
DeleteI had to put my baby girl to sleep on Friday.
ReplyDeleteI am so fucking miserable....
Oh, paris, I'm so sorry. That sucks, I thought they said you had at least a month?
DeleteHug to you, chica.
@parissucksliterally (((((((Hugs)))))))))
DeleteTime is a healer. That, and the lovely Rainbow Bridge poem ...
x
Oh, Paris, I'm so very sorry to hear this. Hugs and love to you.
DeleteParis...I'm so sorry :'( <
Delete(( cuddle))
Paris, so sorry {hugs}
DeleteOh Paris, I am SO SORRY. Hugs & love to you.
DeleteI am sorry to hear that. :( ((hugs))
DeleteOh paris, sorry to hear that. All the best. She's not in pain anymore.
ReplyDeleteAwww that's only a one-third reveal - not fair! *Stamps feet*
ReplyDeleteSeven, they didn't know......I was taking it day by day....she was happy all the sunny days....then it started to rain on Fri....and she said "fuck this shit". She hated the rain.........she gave me 17 years of incredible love......I am in so much pain right now.......I cannot believe she is gone...I can't stop crying
ReplyDeleteTTM, thank you.....
@PSL- I can't even imagine. So sorry you're going through such a hard time. =(
Delete@TTM: Women invented slut shaming and Fugazi Enty is a lonely, bitter woman. Why would you expect anything different?
ReplyDelete@ count. I didn't say I expected anything different. I just hate it and gotta say something every once in a while
DeleteSorry @Paris it is almost like losing a child too soon.
ReplyDeleteSo was Gerard schtuping all 3 blo-hags???
ReplyDelete@paris so sorry, i lost my Teddy in Dec and i think of her every fucking day.....so hard
ReplyDelete@Paris - I'm so sorry. Hugs.
ReplyDelete((paris)) I am so sorry you lost your fur kid. I know your pain. Just be thankful for the time you had together and that she isn't suffering anymore.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much everyone....
ReplyDeleteAw…paris, I'm really sorry. I can't imagine losing my furry kid.
ReplyDeleteWhy does Enty sometimes only reveal one person in the blind and say the other(s) can be revealed at a later date?
ReplyDelete@parissucksliterally --- so very sorry, sending you good vibes, warm fuzzies & hugs.
ReplyDeleteAnd about the reveal --- almost a...ALMOST A?!?!?!? Get a grip, enties!!
@Paris I am so so sorry. Thinking of you.
ReplyDelete@Paris, I'm so sorry to hear that. I know how hard it is to lose a furbaby. Just remember, you will never rePLACE them but you will eventually find a PLACE in your heart for another. I know this because I thought I'd never want another after my Timber passed a couple of months ago, but I fell in love with puppy Friday that is sitting on my lap as I type this.
ReplyDeleteThe right time to start looking is when you can think of the lost one without wanting to break down.
Here's a cyber hug for you with hopes that the hurt you feel right now will pass quickly and you feel the love you had before sooner rather than later.
Awww Rowdy I'm happy for you. Tell me about your pup!
Delete@Seven
ReplyDeleteThat Loki link was cute, but when I saw FULL and HIDDLESTON, I was totally expecting (hoping) for something else. :)
I'm so sorry @paris. * hugs* sweetie.
ReplyDeleteRowdy, I got in touch with Jack Russell rescue of CA a couple of weeks ago.....wanted to establish a relationship with them...I have applied for a 1 year old male.....I need a baby to help me heal...I know my baby girl would want that for me....she knows no one could ever replace her. She was my heart and soul.
ReplyDeleteThat is a great idea Paris, do it. It matters not how much time has passed, your fur baby knows how much you loved her. There are so many other puppies who need good homes and yours can be one of them....hugs from Australia from me and my fur baby, Gomez the Sausage Dog xxx
DeleteI knew it was only a matter of time before WO had Ali on the ho stroll along with Blohan.
ReplyDelete@paris It sounds as if you were very very close to your pet. He or she wouldn't want you to be alone or upset. Helping another animal by adopting it, even right away, is not being disloyal. It's exactly what your dog would have wanted you to do. It will never be the same, but your next pet will be a new individual, just as dear in its own way.
ReplyDeleteMorgan Freeman & Michael Douglas as the two A's. Those dudes dont want to let go of that Last Vegas magic
ReplyDeleteFor parissucksliterally: "We who chose to surround ourselves with lives even more temporary than our own, live within a fragile circle, easily and often breached. Unable to accept its awful gaps, we still would live no other way. We cherish memory as the only certain immortality, never fully understanding the necessary plan."-Irving Townsend
ReplyDeleteThe Curious Case of Ali Lohan and WHO? Let's have it all, don't be a cop out and ho bash this poor knock kneed waif. The gene pool that little fishy swam out of is stagnated and a health hazard, she is probably trying to claw her way into a situation where she has some independence from the rest of that bunch. Name the assholes who know the 411 and went ahead with the bang.
ReplyDeleteSorry for your loss, Paris. Hope everyone else is well!
Oh, Paris...*hugs* I know how you feel--I had to have my 17-year-old cat Jezebel put to sleep on Friday, too. She was on the downhill slide for a while, but still seemed to be enjoying life, but she look a dramatic turn for the worse late on Thursday, and when I rushed her in to the vet's office in the morning, it turned out she had a large mass in her abdomen that wasn't there when she got her exam in November, so... :-( I miss the little booger terribly, but I'm sure she'll help send another cat my way at some point, and your baby will probably do the same w/another dog--we critter people aren't allowed to go without a furry friend for too long. You can never replace a loved one, but you can find new loved ones, I promise. *more hugs*
ReplyDeleteOh Robin, what a shit day Friday was!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLove and healing to you too....
and again, thank you all for your kind words..
The Rainbow Bridge - (inspired by a Norse legend)
ReplyDeleteBy the edge of a woods, at the foot of a hill,
In a lush, green meadow where time stands still.
Where the friends of man and woman do run,
When their time on earth is over and done.
... For here, between this world and the next,
Is a place where each beloved creature finds rest.
On this golden land, they wait and they play,
Till the Rainbow Bridge they cross over one day.
No more do they suffer, in pain or in sadness,
For here they are whole, their lives filled with gladness.
Their limbs are restored, their health renewed,
Their bodies have healed, with strength imbued.
They romp through the grass, without even a care,
Until one day they start, and sniff at the air.
All ears prick forward, eyes dart front and back,
Then all of a sudden, one breaks from the pack.
For just at that instant, their eyes have met,
Together again, both person and pet.
So they run to each other, these friends from long past,
The time of their parting is over at last.
The sadness they felt while they were apart,
Has turned into joy once more in each heart.
They embrace with a love that will last forever,
And then, side-by-side, they cross over…..together.
Oh, Robin, I'm so sorry to hear that. (I'm secretly delighted your cat was named Jezebel. You, mad photographer and truffle queen, are a gem.)
ReplyDelete@paris, I hope today was better for you. {hugs} Know that your pup's life was better for having you in it.
@caydian, thank you - lovely poem and so apt.