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Blind Items Revealed

July 15, 2013

This B+ list celebrity has been accused of cheating on his B list celebrity girlfriend of many years. He keeps getting away with it though because he takes her with him almost everywhere he goes and is a perfect gentleman. It is the times he does not take her. Every single one of those times he has someone ready to go.

Enrique Iglesias/Anna Kournikova

39 comments:

  1. She can still get a side piece too so he kept her close to keep her from that.

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  2. I am not body part shaming, but wouldn't this behaviour be easier to take from someone NOT hung like a squirrel?

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    1. Anonymous9:19 AM

      True story: I once saw a squirrel running on an overhead wire slip and, um, injure its squirrel nuts. Poor guy had to take a minute...

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    2. Thanks for my morning lol! :D

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  3. Anonymous9:04 AM

    Did you ever see a latino good looking guy. famous. with money. not cheating? He is gorgeous and most of the times are the girls pulling. sad but another truth.

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    1. @lauraramona-or a non famous, no money, good looking latino guy not cheating? I love my latino men but they always seem to have a wife at home and then a few sanchas on the side.

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    2. @lauraramona-or a non famous, no money, good looking latino guy not cheating? I love my latino men but they always seem to have a wife at home and then a few sanchas on the side.

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  4. Ohhhh, Enrique has swoon me anytime. In fact I'd be the filling between him and his dad.

    HELP I'm trapped in a Canadian casino, just came back from a swim and the water slide, but all the same, CASINO and not the American style with free watered down drinks. Get me ooota here!

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  5. TTM, is hung like squirrel good or bad? It sounds cute?!

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    1. I think any penis that can be described as 'cute' is bad.

      Adjectives should include throbbing, enormous, forbidding, impressive, fun (but not 'fun-size'), proud, luscious, determined ...

      Um, I must be feeling frisky today, I keep talking about penises.

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    2. Got to call it Krull!

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  6. Anonymous9:12 AM

    Kimba stay where you are and order a red martini. double. thanks:) I had enough of same old londonese style

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  7. Kimba, have you stepped over George Lopez getting to a blackjack table yet?

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  8. Enrique is hot hot hot

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  9. I don't know, Kimba, is cute a good thing when it comes to peni? From what I hear, dudes don't like a LOT of laughing while undressing.

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  10. He can call me. Anytime
    Didn't you heathens see "Hero"? That video..wow

    Poor J Love

    Sarcasm aside, I wouldn't block his calls

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    1. Anonymous9:21 AM

      But would you clock his balls?

      Sorry.

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    2. Lol @Cocoa - well done XD

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  11. I thought they broke up?

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  12. Depends on what he brought to drink ;)

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  13. Anonymous9:26 AM

    Enrique WAS hot, he still seems to think it's 10 years ago...What is it with these celebrities they believe their own hype when they are hot & seem to think they will always be hot...it never seems to sink it what a greasy troll they've become

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  14. yes I love Hero with Mischa Barton!

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  15. @auntliddy yes,they already broke up. Its an old blind being revealed. He can slut away all he likes now with his squirrel sized equipment (which is NOT a good thing to have size wise @Kimba). Most guys would hate it if you called their junk 'cute' . Hehe!

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  16. He basically reminds of Timberlake with stuff like this. Has an official GF/Wife but always other girls on the side hidden from public knowledge. Having the cake & eating it so to speak.

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  17. That's too bad for Anna because she would have a lot of trouble getting another boyfriend.

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    1. @HarryKnucks-maybe Anna is looking for Kiki's peen?

      This pic is GORGE!

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  18. Anna had my Sergei the entire time the Red Wings actually mattered, No tears shed for her.

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  19. My question would be, what is the gender of his side pieces?

    There's been talk almost from the very beginning.

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  20. Wait...he only cheats when his gf is NOT around? Brilliant strategy! Why didn't I think of that?? I always thought he was totes gorge...until he had his mole removed

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  21. were they really married?

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  22. Yikes, Kimba, a casino with no drinks? Tell them you're with George Lopez!!

    @Cocoa, your squirrel line made my morning. "had to take a minute" LOL

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  23. How? He's known for having the world's smallest peen. It's supposedly a micro peen.

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  24. People the small dingdong thing is a MYTH! Stop ruining my fantasies. He said once something about he only skinny dips in front of his close friends away from any paparazzi etc cause he didnt want pictures taken. Later he confessed that it was cause his thing is crooked. Crooked is ok thats not THAT bad...

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  25. That micro penis thing is a hoax he once said on TV because if he said he had a huge 3 inches dong, everybody would mock his arrogance. I have never seen it neither I want, but I would bet it is normal sized.

    The Iglesias dude whose penis is said to be tiny for ages is his father Julio, what hasn't kept him from boning thousands of broads.

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  26. He said something like "I have the smallest peen in the world", what many people (as me) think it was a joke because speaking about cock sizes on TV is not of the greatest taste.

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  27. Okay, post casino
    @laura, I had us three whiskey martinis, fancyname, can't remembs...really good. Passion fruit in it somewhere.
    Coco, I pictured that squirrel, I funnyboned cried
    Didn't see Lopez, tho recognized the cousin to the carpet, why casino designers, why?
    A bunch of Bostonian's tried to lure me to the club, I tried to keep them talking until the inlaws arrived, jealousy plot, failure!
    A survivors tale, and a squirrels sack.

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