Blind Items Revealed
December 28, 2012
This Real Housewife was all set to move on to a new boyfriend, but he balked at her asking price and said he could have a string of women for what she wanted. So, she went back to her old cheating one.
Joanna Krupa
I like Elsa better
ReplyDelete@Sandy---google Elsa from housewives of Miami. She is a real hottie!
ReplyDeleteSandy brook, Housewife lesson #2: remember the housewife I mentioned in the last blind? She was married to to this uber rich Middle Eastern dude. Joanna Krupa (above) broke up their marriage. Hoes in different housewife zip codes.
ReplyDeleteok I know who Hohanna is lets go see Elsa. Highest priced call girl in South Beach.
ReplyDeletewhoa Elsa looks good but she is gonna end up looking like her mom does :(
ReplyDeleteDerek and I never pass up a chance to spread the Good Word of Andy Cohen.
ReplyDeleteDid you hearPorsha threw down with Kenya at the reunion taping and got her ass fired???
lolll Elsa IS the mother. lol. Kristin we need to draw-up a cheat-sheet for the Housewive blinds...
ReplyDeleteLOL! Aging gold digger gets reality check.
ReplyDeleteI saw that in the DM the other day. Dont be messing with girls who beard for gay NFL playas.
ReplyDelete@Kristin---yeah can not wait to see that! I hope Kenya gets her twirl on Porshas dumb ass...
ReplyDeleteDid anyone see mcready girl tweet about missing kids awards? Wonder if schnieders award had anything to so with it
ReplyDeletewait Marisol is the mother?? Old and looks just like daughter except 30 yrs later of drugs and booze. Heysus Christo!
ReplyDeleteMama Elsa is the mother and she used to be Madonna's spiritual healer or something.
ReplyDeleteProps to Kenya for getting Porscha fired. You know that's what she was going for.
@K--wait what? She got her fired?
ReplyDeleteand Elsa and Madonna? lol hopefully she is not her plastic surgery adviser although that would explain a lot...
D, I read it's coming... Bravo has a zero tolerance for violence with these ladies since the fall out from Apollo cracking Brandin's ribs. I wouldn't put it past Kenya to get one of those ladies worked up enough to swing at her and get them fired.
ReplyDelete@K well Carlton violently attacks my eye balls every week---kick her to the curb! and she casts spells on people lmao
ReplyDeleteYeah, she high jacked Kyle's iPad screensaver. Those ladies are shaking in their boots.
ReplyDeleteWhen "Your face is your fortune" one can't be too careful!!
ReplyDeleteWhew! Feel better, Derek?
ReplyDeleteIf Mama Elsa has money Id hit it.
ReplyDeleteAnd I would lay down on the trains tracks to stop that hot mess express, Sandy. :/
DeleteWhat what what Porscha got the ax? Kenya grates me nerves like nothing else but you have to admit, she is entertaining. Now if only we could get rid of Carleton too...
ReplyDeleteAviva makes me want to punch the TV screen in a way I haven't felt since Danielle Staub and her casual placement of that book on the dinner table. I hate myself for letting these women get to me so much.
I googled her name and found an on-line album of her wedding photos. Her dress was long in the back, above the knees in the front. In every photo she looks like a pole dancer posing for a cheesy calendar rather than a bride. Her bridal party all posed exactly the same way.
ReplyDeleteI say that knowing nothing - NOTHING - about her.
She's very pretty though, but in a trashy sort of way.
"She's very pretty but in a trashy way."
DeleteDescribes ALL Housewives.
Kristin is jealous! <3
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There isn't a real housewife in existence on Tv that isn't trashy Marina. That's why they get paid.
ReplyDeleteI am extremely unworthy you can trust me on that. And not much else.
ReplyDeleteI love me some NeNe, my Boos, can count on that! Not so much this seasons menopausal NeNe, but the old one of seasons past. Bloop.
ReplyDeleteJSierra, I jumped the gun. She is rumored to be getting the ax because she assaulted Kenya at the reunion taping Thursday.
ReplyDeleteSay what you want about Danielle, but when she pulled that mannequin head out of the bag at the reunion for a weave pull demonstration, that was gold.
It's Andy Cohen's world, we just live in it.
The RHOA fight was greatly exaggerated. It was made out to be this huge brawl, yet it was quick. I wouldn't be surprised to see Miss P back, y'all.
ReplyDeleteGood point, who would want to watch a well-behaved housewife?
ReplyDeleteUgh. It's the genre I find the most "this is a sign of the cultural apocalypse"-ish.
Oh-Oh
ReplyDeleteI enjoy the Housewives more when they aren't screaming and there is no manufactured drama for drama's sake. The real drama will happen on it's own and that's television gold (scary island), but it can't be forced nor should it be. I also enjoy the ladies and husbands when they are behaving well. I'm so over Orange County and have been for many years. Same with most of them now. I still like Atlanta best and Beverly Hills needs some fine tuning. I'm so sick of Brandy playing the "Eddie cheated on me with that waitress" card (as she's f**ing her neighbors dog, drunk) and Kyle's fake laugh, and everything about Kim. Carlton makes me want to hide in a closet - she's frightening to look at. But, I'll give Andy one more season to fix that hot mess.
ReplyDeleteAnyone watch Chrisley Knows Best? That show is so funny! I never imagined it would be as good as it is.
surprise!
ReplyDeleteJeezus Kristin yer getting me all excited over a rumor! Just another sign I love Housewives way too much I suppose. I say they cut Kathy (not not Rich and definitely not Rosie) from Jersey and bring Danielle back. Now that would be some television gold! I'm also obsessed with Online Dating Rituals of the American Male. "Do you work out?" "No, I'm just malnourished."
ReplyDelete@jsierra what is "online dating rituations of the american male"?
ReplyDeleteHeadrot this hilarious new show on Bravo. Each episode features two different men who troll online dating sites for true love with ridiculous results. Give it a watch if you can, I laugh the entire time.
ReplyDelete@jsierra thanks!
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