Blind Items Revealed
August 20, 2013
This former B list mostly movie actress was all set to take a break from the hooker circuit this summer because there just was not enough time to land a big fish. They get taken in May when Cannes hits and by this time, your only hope is if they have dumped someone. But, lo and behold, there was so much renewed interest this summer in her that instead of taking a pay cut or getting no one, she actually is charging double and getting way more customers than she can handle. She is open for something long term though.
Tara Reid
Aww, I love a 'happy ending'. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI see what you did there.
DeleteBesides being out of her mind due to all the drugs & alcohol she looks like a street walking crack ho...you can not tell me there are actually european millionaires that not only want to hit that, but keep it around so they can hit it again & again
ReplyDeleteYeah, hooker and big fish didn't give that away at all...
ReplyDeleteWWBS?
(What would Bruce say?)
I'm certain Bruce would say:
Delete"Oh I don't like this Actress=Hooker thing! It's like we're back in the late 16th century with Shakespeare!"
Yup, exactly that.
Well, good news for her, I guess.
ReplyDeleteUm, congrats?
ReplyDeleteSharknado putting people to work making money!
ReplyDeleteWho knew Sharknado would be such a boon to her "career"?
ReplyDeleteThe fact that the Taras and Pams of the world can still bring high dollars for hooking shows how stupid men are. It does give me some comfort in that they have to go over seas to land these marks.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, Count. Really wonder what some of these guys use for brains. Way younger and prettier girls just a couple of mouse clicks away.
Delete"Way more customers than she can handle" lol. Did she gangbang her way into a yacht.
ReplyDeleteThe girl gotta work it, but really, who wld hit it? Her body is ruined by botch jobs, not much personality, low rent on the celeb scale. Did she marry yet? Better land someone soon.
ReplyDeleteeeeuuwww...she looks like she is at least 50 - body sagging, face a mess.
ReplyDeleteJust for the record what is her summer yacht girl rate?
ReplyDeleteShe hasn't looked good in what, ten years? I forget how long ago she messed up herself with lipo, etc.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine why you would want to pay money for that when there are literally millions of beautiful women in the world who don't even charge. Especially if you are a millionaire.
I hear ya Harry. All I can think is if they trade the whores like baseball cards.
ReplyDelete"Hey, buddy, I got Tara and Pam, they get down together, with a little blow. Can I trade you them for Hayden for a night?.......What, you don't have any blow?.....Fuck, Alright. I'll have a deck hand bring em over in a dinghy, with 2 8-balls, but make sure you send Hayden w/ her restraints and paddles.......Yeah, I was late getting away from wifey and the pickings were slim. At least I didn't get stuck with Lohan, her cornhole is so blowed out it looks like it has mudflaps. No one will trade for that, even if you throw in penicillin."
It's the desperation they pay for. Humiliation willing to do anything for a dollar. Y do ppl pay crack whores with open sores you'd think they'd be very afraid of what you can catch. But still a market for that
ReplyDeleteSharknado: Rise of the Chlamydia!
ReplyDeleteLOL @timebob
ReplyDeleteI'd imagine these girls earn every dollar, Count. After all, they've been around a loooooong time and know how to get through whatever they have to do.
Hope they don't mind those nipple scars!!!
ReplyDeleteI wish she'd save her money, and move somewhere far, far away and write a 'tell all' to keep her comfortable away from public life forever.
ReplyDeleteShe'd look okay if she ate a lamb chop or two, ditched her extensions and got her hair cut into a nice sensible bob (and dyed it light brown), and stayed right away from the fake tan bottle.
LOVED CAMPY SHARKNADO!
ReplyDeleteYou don't pay them to have sex. You au them to leave at the end of the summer with no drama and no baby. Also, you're paying for the cachet of having a movie starlet hanging around with you. A lower rent hooker doesn't make a good trophy to brag about with your jaded rich friends.
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