Blind Items Revealed
June 20, 2013
This A list celebrity got her fame from a musical group. I hesitate to use the word singing, because I'm not sure it was not all computer generated. Anyway, she has continued to make news for years and not just for her other projects, but also because of her very dirty mouth. During a break in taping on her new show she told her fellow A list reality star that her ex had the smallest d**k she had ever seen and that her current significant other has the largest she has ever seen. Her co-star said that she has the opposite problem. Went from really big to not much there at all.
Mel B/Eddie Murphy
Heidi Klum/Seal
Easier for Eddie to tuck it.
ReplyDeleteBwahaha
ReplyDeleteI bet they'd just love it if the two guys got together and made jokes about their breast sizes.
ReplyDeleteIf you wanna be my lova ya gotta get with my friiiiennnds
ReplyDeleteMaybe that is why Eddie likes playing with tranny schlong?
ReplyDeleteNobody is as small as my recent ex. We're talking tiny.
ReplyDeleteVIP and I like em BIG
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious, I just love girl talk lol
ReplyDeleteGirl talk is surprising? Lol I don't partake in this personally. I am kinda conservative with the women I know. I've not met many smalls. Only one but his secret is safe with me. The story has been told once or twice (and each time someone asked) sans name.
ReplyDeleteI think most guys are average but if there is a distinct size differential it is duly noted. I believe klums account but for some reason not mel b's.
I think cause Eddie was a dick to her she talks shit.
I would be very surprised if Eddie had a small one. Wait, maybe not, never mind.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've heard that Seal is in THAT club. Isn't that why Heidi first went out with him because she saw him in bike shorts?
Now we know what it takes to get Heidi to yodel.
ReplyDeleteBad form, Mel B!! Never compare exes bits and pieces!
ReplyDeleteNo way an African American has a short penis, that's what defines them best. That broad is an angry liar.
ReplyDeleteRight! Because that's not racist, KnobJockey!
DeleteEddie Murphy looks pretty short. I bet it is true.
ReplyDeleteMe being a black, I can honestly tell ya'll that not all black men are created equally. There, now I've said so lets move on.
ReplyDelete"black woman" sorry
ReplyDeleteBut Eddie isn't Mel's only ex. She was married to someone else briefly...the father of her oldest child.
ReplyDelete@Audrey
ReplyDeleteJimmy Gulzar
a male exotic dancer, IIRC...
It's only too small if you have to ask, "is it in yet?"
ReplyDeleteAnd it's only too large if you have to ask, "is it all the way in yet?"
ReplyDeleteI knew a woman who public ally complained about her husbands' lack of size- after hearing her throw him under the bus like that in front of a bunch of moms that would regularly see him I completely lost what little respect I had for her. Whether or not it's true it's tacky to do
ReplyDeleteIndividuals don't necessarily run to format with ethnic or gender stereotypes ... shocking ;)
ReplyDeleteNot all black men have large willies ... but ... a number of longitudinal studies have found that, statistically speaking, Africans have the biggest penises. Next are those of Gaelic extraction (specifically the Scottish). I think some northern European country was next.
The biggest lie ever told: "size doesn't matter. "
Allow me to be clear on this: yes it does.
@Alita, to reiterate a well-known phrase - it's not the size of the waves, it's the motion of the ocean.
DeleteSticking with the metaphor ... but the rocking of the ocean motion is totally affected by the size of the waves. Ahhh ... my brain can't say this in your fancy code speak! I think you get what I'm trying to say though :)
DeleteDick size blinds always bum me out. :-(
ReplyDeleteI've never met a woman that wants to marry a guy cause he has a big penis. In my experience women talk amongst themselves about this issue and small dick size usually (willingly) comes out of the mouth of a bitter woman. Its a total grain of salt thing.
ReplyDeleteBefore any woman wants to complain about the size of their man's package, take a moment to google micropenis. I used to joke about that kind of stuff until I saw it in person.
ReplyDeleteThere is such a thing as too small my comment about is it in yet is sadly borne out of a real life encounter with one. He warned me, but I foolishly thought it couldn't be that tiny. It was.
ReplyDeleteI didn't mean for my comment to be bitchy, as I thought yours were funny. I was referring to the gossiping hens who compare pecker sizes. The young man I ran across knew nothing about micropenis unfortunately, therefore he was in his 20's and had had no treatment for it.
DeleteOh how I wish I didn't miss this!!! I had an ad for body builder porn pop up and naturally I just had to look. Those steroided up woman have bigger penises (grossly enlarged clits) than the micropenis (that yes, again I just had to go see!). I always come too late to join in the comment fun!
ReplyDeletein all fairness to the male species ANYONE's dick would be small in comparison to Seal's. Please, an impossible shoe to fill.
ReplyDeleteI don't care Sexy Seal, I would love you forever (if there were no Mr. Leek).
ReplyDeleteI am relatively prudish when it comes down to it but c'mon...size makes a difference... :-/ I wish it weren't so, and yes how you use it makes a difference, but if you are a woman who enjoys sex I'd say it is something one likely considers. I keep a look out for the swag...guys who aren't insecure in that way do carry themselves differently, like they're always on vacation, lol. For better or worse.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, if you don't have that easy pass, you could always learn some supplemental tricks and win her over that way!
And PS I am on the team that says Mel B is being vindictive here. I am sure EM is smallER but I'd bet he's not tiny tiny.
And also, race stereotypes may be generally true but I wouldn't dare dismiss a hot Asian guy out of hand, if he's got the swag...just saying.