August 5, 2013
"Yes, yes, I know you have a c**k and that you like looking at women with large breasts, but how about you help me with my bags since I am on a television show and she is probably a stripper or used to be or wants to be. Of course she probably would give you a more interesting tip."
B- list mostly television actress on a hit premium cable show.
Jennifer Carpenter
Wonder what the context for this was...at her ex, the doorman, or a John?
ReplyDeleteShe seems like a straight shooter. But large breasts do not mean someone doesn't need help with their luggage, y'all
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I get this. Are we meant to like it dislike her for saying this? I need help to make up my mind.
ReplyDeleteUmm?
ReplyDeleteSo her foul mouth is exactly like Debra Morgan's?
ReplyDeleteloll--kinda rude to make-fun of a stranger cause you are not getting the attention you are demanding
ReplyDeleteI think it's funny and sounds more like Deborah Morgan than Jennifer Carpenter.
ReplyDeleteseriously..context could really help to determine just how interesting this blind is
ReplyDeleteEven on Dexter she had a dirty mouth. Didn't seem like she was trying hard to act when she kicked the words out either
ReplyDeleteRandom thoughts by Enty Lawyer.
ReplyDeleteLol still in character, she's decided to act like Deb Morgan in real life. And if anything this makes me like her more. Deb is awesome!
ReplyDeleteOT but why the F is Rob Ford attending the Oscars???! I swear this whole world has lost its marbles..
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't help her either!!
ReplyDeleteJimmy Kimmel brought him out there to be filmed at parties Derek.
ReplyDeleteScore 1 or the itty bitty titty committee.
ReplyDeleteBut I call bullshit on any version of 'don't you know who I am card' Just because you are on a tv show doesn't make you superior to anyone even a stripper. You're just a really lucky waiter in my eyes.
Hmmm idk where entward was going with this but I have decided that I approve this message. Jennifer seems like a fun gal
ReplyDeleteHe needs to get his ass back to work for once in this lifetime.
ReplyDelete@Derek - I too, wish people would stop giving him oxygen. He's brought such shame to our city, it's not even funny anymore (not that it ever was).
ReplyDeleteI want to see how red and flushed his face gets and how much he sweats tonight! PARTY!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteI usually like Jimmy Kimmel but shame on him for encouraging that fool---
ReplyDeleteI love it , unless the other chick got there first... Wherever there is...
ReplyDeleteI think this is really bitchy of her, basically degrading another woman who had large breasts.
ReplyDeleteI thought he was mayor in name only now and someone else is in actual charge? @Derek and surfer
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine discussing a stranger's cock with them upon the first meeting.
ReplyDelete@ Sarah, I take it you weren't in line for the Hammbone? ;-)
ReplyDeletediscussing cocks is a great ice breaker
ReplyDelete@sandy - you're right - he's mayor in name only, but still represents as "mayor." The deputy mayor has taken over most official responsibilities.
ReplyDeleteBut he and his brother Doug seem to be on a tour of U.S. talk and radio shows (the Today Show last week, as an example).
@surfer- Some of us are fascinated by the crack smoking mayor. There seems to be a party wherever he goes!
DeleteMeh, he's all yours, Lotta.
ReplyDeleteHis brother Doug is such a bully - he just filed a complaint against the Police Chief, because he (the chief) had the temerity to say in an interview, that he was offended by Rofo calling him a c*cksucker (in that drunken restaurant video).
I swear to God, I hope Jimmy Kimmel makes him look like the idiot he is.
@surfer- I think that's part of Jimmy's plan. I can't wait to see!
ReplyDeleteShe's so gross -- the way she went out of her way to torpedo Julia Stiles in Hollywood because Julia had an affair with Michael Hall, then TURNED AROUND AND HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A MARRIED MAN HERSELF.
ReplyDeleteDamn! I'm IN LOVE!
ReplyDeleteI like that.........
ReplyDeleteJesus fuck.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite Deb Morgan line. She seems like she'd be fun to have a beer with.
I've always been partial to "Shit a brick and fuck me with it"
DeleteAnd of course Lila's "pardon my tits"
Sounds like Kimmel is hoping Ford gets loaded again, but this time in front of famous people! Please let this happen tonight. Get him drunk in front of Goopy!!!!! That would be classic!
ReplyDeleteAt least they didn't try to pin this one on Hannah Horvath!
ReplyDelete@Seven - about time someone else got crapped on, too.
DeleteSurely you jest. She is most definitely not quick witted. Plus, she does the fake chill thing like she's down with the peeps. Lol.
DeleteCarpenter has plenty of reasons to be bitchy. I say play through!
Jennifer Carpenter. One of the dumbest people walking the earth. Still not sure if she can walk and chew gum at the same time. A self absorbed dolt.
ReplyDeleteShe always sounded drunk when she talked. That made me dislike her character even more.
ReplyDeleteMayor Ford likes to blame anyone and everyone else for his misbehavior. I think he thinks being Mayor of the Center of the Universe makes him above the laws of where ever he is.
Thx@7 just who I wanna see today :(
ReplyDeleteSounds like smart ass humor to me. But then, I've been called a smart ass more than once.
ReplyDeleteWith no context, this bi is just lame-o
ReplyDelete@Surfer and Derek
ReplyDeleteThe same reason People spent major money to see the Tiger Blood tour. Everyone wants to see the final meltdown. Imagine the ratings that would get!
I heard this great line on an adult carton recently:
ReplyDeleteI'd rather shit in my hands and clap than listen to you speak.
Damn, if I could have Jennifer Carpenter acknowledge the fact that I have a c**k (granted, she'd need a magnifying glass) I'd be smiling for days.
ReplyDelete@timebob not a lucky waiter, she went to Julliard and was on broadway before moving to LA
ReplyDeleteit was a metaphor @ljsmed not an actual fact.
ReplyDelete@timebob, I get it, I know what it meant.
ReplyDeleteThere have been some ugly comments about her and I just wanted to point out that she is a very talented woman, not a self-absorbed dolt, and can walk and chew gum at the same time! Lol
Yeah because all of us big boo bed gals are poor sluts who will do sexual favors for a tip. Good on her for body shamming.
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