Blind Items Revealed
December 11, 2013
They can call it what they want, but this singer from an A list boy band is headed to rehab because he was found unconscious this past weekend after partying too hard. Everyone thought the woman with him might have been dead. She was just passed out too.
Max George
Was the woman Linds?
ReplyDeleteNina Agdal, Cleo.
ReplyDeleteWho dat?
ReplyDeleteThe Wanted...rumor is thought LiLo did get on with all of them...when she was their groupie
ReplyDeleteMaybe they're doing the Roofie Circle to try to forget that they slept with Blowhan and Levine (who also fucked each other beforehand). Ugh. Either way, when people have to start poking your ass with sticks and are concerned you are dead, it's time to get your ass to detox
ReplyDeleteThere is no way Lilo would pass out in an almost dead state, no matter how much she drinks in the end of the night "SHE's STILL STANDING!" (que Elton John's "I'm Still Standing")
ReplyDeleteThat's right Lilo's endurance is legendary.
ReplyDeleteThe most shocking thing in this whole blind is that The Wanted are known as an A list boy band.
ReplyDeleteThe Wanted is A list? I wouldn't even think they were A list over in Europe.
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ReplyDeleteMax George is HAWT. I would fur sure poke him with a stick
ReplyDeleteI'm with you on that one, TTM! Would not kick him out of bed for eating biscuits but I'd make him 'double wrap' coz he's been at the Firecrotch...
DeleteYou guys throw Firecrotch around as an insult FAR too much
DeleteWell that explains quite a lot.
ReplyDeleteYou know the book or at least the concept of "five people you meet in heaven"? What if hell is similar, but it's the 5 people that you least would like to admit to sleeping with. .. the ghost of LL or the Situation tormenting you in the afterlife like a succubus. Scary stuff!
ReplyDeleteOh TTM there's firecrotch and then there's The Firecrotch....I'm sure that there are many, many lovely examples of lower case ones around :)
ReplyDeleteLet's cool it with fire crotch talk, mmkay? I'm having freshman year flashbacks and it gives me the pale sweats. Oh god here come the stomach cramps. Way to go, TTM
ReplyDeleteYou and me are on the same side, Wigs, I was just saying the same.dang.thing. We're all good now
DeleteIt's all wrapped up now, I've put that Kraken back in its box....as you were, ladies...
ReplyDeleteObviously he was infected with the Lohanovirus.
ReplyDeleteBhahaha! I see everyone is in top funny form today!
ReplyDeleteI had to look him up. I still don't know who he is. Sad though. Addiction is a bitch. He was dating someone surnamed Nina Agdal?
ReplyDeleteSomeone told me, back in the day, LiLo could drink Winehouse under the table. Never forgot that, it shocked me so much. That's a lot of booze tolerance, right there.
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