Blind Items Revealed
January 27, 2014
This dance pop group made their name by opening for a very religious top 40 band. That is the reason the lead singer of the dance pop group swears he is straight. The various guys he was trying to tongue f**k last night at parties would disagree.
Tyler Glenn/Neon Trees (opened for The Killers)
So... once again the Enterns forgot about the outing rule. Nice.
ReplyDeleteTheir music is awful. Nothing but Roxy Music in my stereo..
ReplyDeleteI respectfully disagree! I saw them live when they opened for 30 Seconds to Mars and I've been a fan since. He actually mentioned a song he wrote about being in love with his female roomie...inneresting
DeleteHe came out himself yesterday, caralw.
ReplyDelete@caralw---I just read at Rollingstone he just came out..
ReplyDeleteNever heard of Neon Trees or the Killers. I'm guessing that means I win.
ReplyDeleteSomeone's riding high on the DM wave. You got to catch the wave when it comes, right?
ReplyDeleteThe best line from the original BI:
ConfirmationStation said...
Hey Guys, asterisks here: Can confirm I am a "U" and a "C".
Also, this was Tara.
DeleteCount---you have heard the Killers. My dead grandma has heard the Killers...
ReplyDeleteSo ...proximity is all you need?
ReplyDeleteGood for him. NEXT!
ReplyDeleteUm, if anyone thought that dude was straight I would be more concerned about them than some rocker getting his swerve on. And who cares! Yay for him for coming out, but I bet he still sounds as awesome as ever anyway and pronounces "fwiend" like Robyn
ReplyDeleteUh oh, he* wants some more.. Uh oh! What are you waiting for??
ReplyDeleteGlad he finally came out!
It's because everybody talks, everybody talks!
DeleteAll you're giving me is fiction..;)
DeleteSome apply that to our beloved Enty but I'm still reading!
Oh, I had no idea. Thanks.
ReplyDelete@Derek: According to the top 4 results on YouTube, I never heard a song of theirs before 2 minutes ago, and I probably never will again.
ReplyDeleteThe killers are from vegas. But I don't know neon tree from oak tree.
DeleteDustland . fairytale is my favorite. Look that up.
DeleteI love The Killers first couple of albums
ReplyDeleteStraight is a spectrum!
ReplyDeleteI saw Neon Trees open for Duran Duran in 2011 and he seemed pretty out to me that night. Well both nights since I saw them twice in one week. I wish I had paid better attention and made a stronger memory of it so I could give specifics but I do remember thinking that the pronouns in their songs were because no one else in the band was gay and its easier to sell records when a male singer says "her" in his songs. He has a pretty good live singing voice too, no autotune needed.
ReplyDeleteI saw them too in Toronto. If that's the concert you are takking about ya the gold sparkle stretch leggings as I recall there was no doubt in my mind!!!
DeleteI vaguely remember sparly pants but there was def a feather boa. But it wasnt what he wore or the way he performed it was something he said and I wish I could remember what it was. Argh.
DeleteI never thought The Killers was a Christian rock band. However when I tell ppl Creed was they laugh.
ReplyDeleteSandyboo, I didn't know you were a fan of Creed.
DeleteTongue f**king was known as French kissing when i was a youngster. Or am i thinking of something completely different?
ReplyDeleteTonsil Tag!
DeleteDoes tongue f**king refer to kissing or bjs?
Violet it's like the first time I heard STI in a commercial for condoms instead of STD... Darn kids
ReplyDeleteOh I just love me some Scott Stapp :(
ReplyDeleteDidn't know what tongue fucking a guy was either so I recklessly checked Urban Dictonary. Hang on to your hats:
ReplyDelete1. To use the tongue to suck and enter the asshole of a partner before anal intercourse. The tongue is often repeatedly jabbed at the asshole to relax and open the ass ring.
2. To use the tongue to suck and enter the asshole of a partner after anal intercourse. Used as a method of extraction of semen and other fluids from the rectum. See felch.
I think though here in this blind tongue fucking is just french kissing. I hope.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, HARRY???
DeleteI really hope he wasn't doing any of that at a party full of people. Unless of course I was there to gawk and stare!
DeleteI also had no idea The Killers was a religious band. Do they sneak God in their lyrics?
Gosh @Harry, let's all hope that it was just a bit of French kissing going on here. Bleach my brain is the phrase that comes to mind.
ReplyDeleteI love Neon Trees. Couldn't care less about him being gay. Had no idea the Killers were very religious. Why do I think someone from that band committed suicide?
ReplyDeleteThank goodness I had no appetite for lunch today.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you, Sandybrook. Between the French kissing and your newly revealed Scott Stapp foot fetish, I'm swearing off food for a while. No judgment!
DeleteYeah, maybe I didn't need to go there.
ReplyDeleteSince when are The Killers super religious? Did I miss something?
ReplyDeleteNot sure about the entire band, but Brandon Flowers in Mormon
Delete*is not in derrrr
DeleteThe lead singer of The Killers is Mormon, I suppose that makes them "religious" but I would not classify their music as religious.
ReplyDeleteI'm w/ Jerk.
ReplyDeleteI heard of the names, but never heard their music.
Ur a brave man for going to YouTube.
I'm so happy I dnt listen to the radio.
I'll stick w/ my Rhapsody.
The Killers are not a religious band, Lifehouse fits that description more than The Killers.
ReplyDeleteI'm confused by that GIF, Seven - is that good or bad. I'm just glad I cracked a damn blind! :D
ReplyDelete@Tara, it's good! It's from Imagine Dragons' "Radioactive" video - this little scrapper comes out of nowhere and owns the battle. :D
DeleteThe insanely awesome muppet fighting video that is Radioactive and also has Lou Diamond Phillips attacked by stuffed animals
Ah. Thanks! That video is ridiculous. I've never seen it before. PS - if anyone wants to connect on Tiwtter (do we allow that) I'm @TaraGiancaspro!
ReplyDelete@Tara, that video is like crack! Fun fact: the pink teddy bear girl is Annabelle from the Percy Jackson movies and is the newest (ha!) girl on New Girl (Alexandra Daddario).
ReplyDelete(She's also on True Detective but I haven't cracked that one yet.)
You know the blind is BS when they try to say The Killers are a "very religious" band.
ReplyDeleteHe's out:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/music/2014/03/24/tyler-glenn-lead-singer-neon-trees-comes-out
I barely know who this kid is, always assumed he was an our gay. Huh. Ok. Carry on.
ReplyDeleteIts 2014, can we NOW have a Nat'l coming out day, and just not care who bangs who, please?
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