Blind Items Revealed
December 31, 2013
This permanent A list MLB athlete complained to friends the other day that he actually had to pay for a threesome. Apparently he used to be able to get them for free but women don't think he is that big of a star any longer or don't know who he is. Well, maybe if he played more than a couple of handful of games last year they would know. NOT A-Rod.
Derek Jeter
Oh boo-whoo, like he can't afford it.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Jeter and Giles would be BFF. It's not that he's less famous, he's just more fucking diseased now. No money in the world could convince me to clock that much mileage on my hot pocket
ReplyDeleteThis ^ lol! His roster is insane though, patient zero was quite a heavy hitter.
Deletethis was a New Year's gift from the Enties so everyone would get at least one answer right in 2013.
ReplyDeleteGet it Jeter. Don't give gift bags if you pay for it though.
ReplyDeletePlus, the word is out on his herp.
ReplyDeleteI still love my captain tho. Yankee gal all the way!
He has friends?
ReplyDeleteHis friends are paid for also
ReplyDeleteI would but does he has herpes or some shit. Gotta make sure before. I give out the waffles. I can just handle them out like that
ReplyDeleteHis looks are definitely going down hill...and I'm not just saying that cause I'm a Sox fan.
ReplyDeleteHe is definitely not the hottie he used to be, he's getting fathead.
DeleteAnd I think he's lost his hair. He'll be running a car sales lot in three years.
But why would a girl have sex with a guy that is known to have herpes? Unless the girl has it too, I guess.
ReplyDeleteRealizing your 15 mins is up must be a bummer.
ReplyDeleteTrue that, anda marie
Delete15 minutes?? More like 20 years! He's been with the Yankees since 1995.
ReplyDeleteBon voyage, Mr. Cialis Von Valtrex! May you take your weaping scab covered yam bag and fade into obscurity.
ReplyDeleteHe still looks like a muppet to me. And I saw him up close at a photo shoot years ago in Central Park.
ReplyDeleteMuppet headed he is.
Still not getting appeal of the threesome. Unless of course, both are servicing me. Otherwise very confusing. And of course he can afford it. Prob said to inficate he's getting older.
ReplyDeleteHerpes man had to pay for a threesome? That's cool, now that you will have to pay for the medical treatments of others via taxes thanks to Obamacare. Any prevention measure from spreading diseases could be named a kindness BI.
ReplyDelete@di: Braves fan?
ReplyDelete@liddy: that is very self centered. I am disappointed you aren't a more caring lover.
@di: Braves fan?
ReplyDelete@liddy: that is very self centered. I am disappointed you aren't a more caring lover.
I had to look him up. Looked up A Rod too. Wow, they could be twins separated at birth.
ReplyDeleteI call BS on this. Derek Jeter could get a threesome for free just by walking into any bar in NYC.
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ReplyDeleteMarcus or Brian? Why do you say that?
Brian. If you are a good looking woman under 35, RUN. If you are older than that, you can expect various other forms of harassment. He walked up to one of my mother's friends, who is a really conservative engineer in her 50s, at some golf tournament. He stared her up and immediately asked if her tits were fake (yes, they were, he has a type). Before she could answer, then offered her I think 100 or 200 bucks for a blowjob. She was just stunned and walked away. I appreciate his honesty and frankness in a way, and he does have a good sense of humor but he is a PIG. I mean, just look at that surveillance tape of his ex-fiancée. Not that she is a gem either, but those two were a disaster that's been a looooongtime coming. There are reasons he didn't marry her.
DeleteIf you are not a woman he wants to fuck (and I've also known several of these), Brian is actually quite pleasant to be around, a real ham.
I hope he has found a more natural looking way to tan. I never understood how a San Diegan could be so Ooomp Loompa tinged.
@Lady
ReplyDeleteThanks! I'm from San Diego too and Marcus' wife was a client of mine. I know how disgusting baseball players are fo shizzle. Just curious what this particular story was :)
Oh, and GROSS
No problem! I stopped going to games regularly after Hoffman retired, and then stopped going altogether after Adrian left, because WTF is the point? I've heard better things about Marcus. How is he? And how is SHE?! I hope he has better taste in women than Brian does!
DeleteI used to work for Seau and have family members in pro sports. We are going to have to trade some stories ;)
So ... is anyone going to connect the herpes dots to Hollywood? Non? OK I will. Jeter was with Vanessa manillo who cheated on him with Orlando Bloom while he was with bosworth virus and they all have herpes now. Sharing is caring. There was a blurb in the ny post a few years ago about the boz going nuclear on orly- for giving her herpes , he said he didn't know how he got it. Yankees stadium man. Oh and mink a Kelly, yessica-alba. Jessica biel. The more you know! !!
ReplyDeleteI would still bone Minka and Beil even if herpes were guaranteed. 50/50 on Alba. No on Minillo or Bozrexic.
ReplyDeleteI would still bone Minka and Beil even if herpes were guaranteed. 50/50 on Alba. No on Minillo or Bozrexic.
ReplyDelete@Lady
ReplyDeleteWell Hells Bells :) E-mail me some time. I keep it fairly zipped up online ever since an inane comment I made got screencapped and flew around some gossip sites. It freaked me out big time
Will do and good to know! I guess that means I will have to keep the most scandalous of my gossip to myself...or maybe just post it in blind item form like @dime. Because then it's not really YOU that's saying it, right? ;)
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