November 16, 2012
This C+/B- list actress should be way more famous than she is. Hit television shows and huge, monster hit movies, but still not really reaching a level of fame you would expect. Most of it is her own doing though. The actress, who is gay, and not really closeted, but not open either, just likes living a very private life. She says that most people know she is gay, but when she got what she considers her big break, the director didn't think she could be sexy heterosexually since she was gay so he told her to prove it to him. They were at lunch, sitting across from each other in a booth. She came over to his side of the table, whispered in his ear, and then proceeded to manually stimulate him until completion while at the same time whispering in his ear. She got the part and has played some very sexy heterosexual women ever since.
Michelle Rodriguez
Ew. Way to sell your soul.
ReplyDeleteWell she could't use her mouth if she was eating lunch...
ReplyDeleteDon't forget Jerkula's theory that how much you enjoy giving head to the opposite gender is a pretty effective measure of how gay/straight one is lol
Deleteshe's plenty open now there was a video of her and Cara "canoodling" at a Mexican beach yesterday that looked really hot.
ReplyDeleteSo who's the skeevy director?
ReplyDeleteFast and furious 1 was Rob Cohen
DeleteWhatever it takes to get ahead I suppose - just playing the game like pretty much everyone else in HW if this site is to be believed. And the current game is to be papped snogging your naked girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteJJ Abrams probably for Lost.
ReplyDeleteLeave my lesbian crush alone!!!
ReplyDeleteRob Cohen- Fast and the Furious
ReplyDeleteJames Cameron for avatar.
ReplyDeleteI really don't think it matters as much as the actors think it does. I really don't think the audience knows or cares most of the time. Movie buffs and TV lovers just want half-decent shows to watch.
ReplyDeleteRobert Rodiguez is director
ReplyDelete@ leekalicious, I think it would matter in action adventure movies. I don't think men would be comfortable bromancing a gay guy...
ReplyDelete@Steamy You mean they wouldn't like Daniel Craig rescuing Carson Kressley? I would totally go see that, but I'm not a guy.
ReplyDeleteShe does a good job of putting her sexuality on the back burner. When I think M-Rod, I don't think Lez, I think Alkie Mess.
ReplyDeleteI think she'll bang the right guy if he's Live enough and not a judging square. Which all Hollywood men on every level, are.
DeleteMichelle Rodriquez is a hot semi-butch, so I don't see why she had to prove anything to anyone. Methinks the director is a pervy prick. I'm starting to question my heterosexuality because the girl crushes are starting to pile up.
ReplyDeleteI never bought her as straight and her making out with Vin Diesel is unbearably awkward to watch.
ReplyDeleteShe used to date Vin Diesel. Just because you're into one sex, doesn't mean you're into one sex doesn't mean the opposite sex if off limits.
ReplyDeleteNo one can say she didn't get her hands dirty
ReplyDeleteDefinitely written to be the fast and the furious director, as the was her big breakout role. She wasn't on Lost until years later.
ReplyDeleteMy son who is mid 20s and has never read a gossip item in his life, called her "that hot gay chick from Lost," after seeing Avatar. I asked him how he knew that, and he said he thought it was obvious. I can't say I thought that when I first saw her. She is a hot mess, tho! Lawdy!
ReplyDeleteWasn't M-Rod first break in movie Blue Crush? Director is John Stockwell.. That's when I first noticed her!
ReplyDeleteI keep telling you all, Mitchie loves the sausage!
ReplyDeleteHer first movie, and it was a breakout role for her, was Girlfight, in which she played a high-school boxer who aspired to break out of "women's boxing," and ends up going toe-to-toe, in the ring with her boyfriend. You can often find it for $3.00 in used DVD places, and it's not bad at all.
ReplyDeleteGirlfight's director, though, is a woman named Karyn Kusama, also known for Aeon Flux and Jennifer's Body, so this story isn't about her casting in that.
I should add that I should remember to challenge her that I don't think she can do het-sexy sometime, because DAYUM!!!
ReplyDelete(I totally want Guillermo del Toro to cast her and Emma Watson as a team of jaeger pilots in Pacific Rim II.)
That's a hot idea JAS!
DeleteGood for her! Someone needs to break through glass ceilings! I was talking to a write friend the other day about how it's ok for straight actors to play gay but there are very few openly or semi-closeted gay actors to play straight. Esp in movies, so I support this 100% for chutzpah alone!
ReplyDeleteEmma and Michelle doing a sex scene=extremely hawt!
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