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Blind Items Revealed

November 13, 2013

This former A list supermodel has added about twenty pounds to her frame as she tries to get pregnant and it is not the old-fashioned way. It is straight up test tube and the dad is one of the wealthiest men in the world. Get this. She paid him for his sperm. If I were him i think I would have asked for a time or two to try it the old-fashioned way.

Tyra Banks


87 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:00 AM

    ... Not if it was Rupert Mudoch, you wouldn't

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  2. Good for her, sisters are doing it for themselves and all. Trying not to be knee-jerk aboot how awesome it is to have both parents in the picture, that's not always gonna be optimal.

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  3. Anonymous11:02 AM

    Would Richard Branson do this? Nah...

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  4. I like Tyra she makes me laugh. Some really perverted talk on the original thread. Just disgusting.

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    1. I think that was par for the course back then, Derek. I was kinda happy to see some other people actually getting along !

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  5. Would a turkey baster do it if it had a choice?

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  6. Anonymous11:06 AM

    She should just pursue James Packer ... he loves his models and his incredibly loaded

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    1. Anonymous11:06 AM

      *IS incredibly loaded (I meant money-wise, not that other thing)

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    1. @Shailene - You realize she is worth north of $100M, right? She doesn't need money. And who the fuck put you in charge of who 'deserves' a baby and who doesn't? #someonepissedinmycheerios

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    2. See, I'm kinda with Lucas on this. How does Tyra not deserve a child? Who gets to decide?

      I'd understand the statement more if it had been made in reference to a drug-addicted, convicted murderess with a history of killing babies.

      But basically it came across as "ooh, she rubs me the wrong way so I hate her and I'll say horrible things about her even though I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about."

      Idiotic comment.

      Ps--nobody pissed in MY Cheerios. I'm sunshine and unicorns today.

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    3. @ Shailene I missed your reply. Don't let people'hostility scare you off from speaking. I probably stand alone in saying that I live for the unfiltered, off base replies even if I don't necessarily agree with them. Case in point, my favorite posters on here are Count Jerkula and Massive G. Peace to you, girly.

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  9. I assume that if she is paying for his jizz then she is not expecting him to financially support her or the child. She must just want the genes of a very successful man ( probably intelligent, maybe good looking). The mystery is why would some billionaire be selling his sperm to her???

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    1. If he just wanted offspring with her he would just give it to her.

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  10. well buying makes it a contract so does he has to pay as a regular father? he would have no obligations ...

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  11. She's been trying for a long time then because she had an extra 25+ lbs for a few years now. She had been linked with some billionaire in San Francisco awhile back. Can't remember his name. But he wasn't very attractive. He should be paying her.

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  12. In the USA at least, courts rule in the best interest of the child. No contract absolving responsibility would survive proof of parentage.

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  13. Even if you're a supermodel, if you're such a heinous person that you can't even find a man to get close enough to knock you up... Maybe you have some work to do before you try parenting a child.

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    1. Really? You think there aren't intelligent, interesting, attractive, successful men out there who would like to marry and mate with Tyra? Really??

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  14. A lot of women nowadays are chosing to be single mothers (esp rich ones). Not that she can't find a man to marry - probably doesn't want to wait and wants a child now. She probably just wants dna of successful intelligent and probably good looking guy. Not about being a bitch or wanting father to pay for kid. Again - big question is why would a rich guy sell his sperm to her??

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    1. Anonymous2:53 PM

      @Texas rose.
      Should have read thru the comments first. Could have saved time and just added a +1 to yours.

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  15. Guess it didnt work. And yes, a turkey baster works.

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  16. @TTM lol I was joking *sorta!*

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  17. I think Derek was pointing out something more specific about that thread. I got ya, D ;)

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  18. I know exactly what Derek was talking about. Everyone's entitled to a bit of fun now and then, right?

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  19. Sorry, slow on the uptake today.

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  20. Have a good night, Wigs?

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  21. Anonymous12:10 PM

    She's Either 40 or 40+. The happy ending Didn't work for her so she's going ahead with the program/plan. Tara is a millionaire. She isn't surrounded by truck drivers. When she goes out it is upscale and upscale men are there.perhaps this millionaire has "genius" DNA. It might not b about money.

    the (high school/ college) socially awkward smart guy turns into a MAN at some point. Some of them do pretty well for themselves.

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  22. Anonymous12:18 PM

    This goes for Stacy keibler as well. She had a high profile career before clooney and married on her economic level with a guy (I'm assuming) wants a family. When u r 40 and nearing and want a family time is of the essence. A bitch don't got time for nonsense. Prince charming (aiden shaw...;^)) isn't around sometimes and a woman needs to get PRACTICAL about stuff.

    You are financially stable. Smart. Worldly. Can I have some sperm?

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  23. Absolutely don't need a man to have a child and if you have the financial means go for it. Wish her well.

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  24. Another charity by Bill Gates? I can see him abhorring sex and he is a very charitable guy.

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  25. Cue surrogate from India or Mongolia.

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  26. I call bullshit on this blind. No billionaire would SELL his sperm to someone. He'd either give it away or not, but money wouldn't be a factor.

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  27. Not to mention, can you imagine any billionaire on the planet setting himself up for a paternity lawsuit by Tyra Banks?

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  28. Tyra is the original fourhead.
    hers always looks so swollen.

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  29. Tyra will always have money; she is known to be one of the cheapest people ever. She talks about it all the time and brags about how she does things like makes her friends finish off a days-old drink from the fridge before they can open a new drink.

    Maybe the guy doesn't want to sleep with her because she acts crazy. I watch her on ANTM and she used to act normal, now she does things like talks with a fake French accent and dress in superhero costumes.



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  30. Selling sperm = clear lines = no custody battles/asking for child support/other legal shenanigans

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    1. Bwahaha!
      Lucas is a "bully"!
      Someone needs to call the Whambulance.

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  32. @Shailene - perhaps she wanted his sperm so her child would have a predisposition to being successful. We're all animals trying to improve our genetic legacy, you know.

    And I apologize for making you feel bullied. Your statement just hit home as I know people who would be wonderful parents and desperately want children though some people would say they don't 'deserve' one.

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  33. of course!! some really rich guys sell their sperm! of course!

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  35. Anonymous3:21 PM

    @shailene

    Stay and keep commenting if u want. When I first got here I was told to fuck off and l

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  36. #SensitiveSallySunday.

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  37. Anonymous3:34 PM

    Eh...

    My phone isnt working.

    Anyhoo...@shailene...

    I was told to fuck off and leave at least once a week. Ignore it.

    You are probably posting your comments right out of your head, which is what most of us do. We have an opinion and go for it. U don't owe anyone the security of agreeing with their opinion.

    Its not your fault that u don't know the other commenters life stories. Its not up to u to figure out why some commenters seem cranky about XYandZ.

    Continue to have a pleasant day...

    :^)

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    1. Word, Fancy. Don't stop commenting because 1 or 2 people disagreed with you here.

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  38. @Fancy fuck off and leave! :)))) just want you to feel wanted.

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  39. Anonymous3:47 PM

    @sandy brook lol
    OMG...U know me....
    Every "fuck off" is an invitation to stay. I...GO...NOWHERE...WHEN...THREATENED!

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  40. Anonymous3:49 PM

    @Kristin

    ((Eye roll))

    U r being generous..lol
    It was literally 10 bitches on my ass telling me to hit the bricks...

    ;^)

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  41. Sorry, fancy. I meant I concurred with everything you said and the rest was meant for Shailene. I'm having trouble 'splaining myself today.

    Sorry you got jumped on like that :(

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  42. Anonymous4:01 PM

    @Kristin

    WHAT ARE U APOLOGIZING FOR!?

    I got what u meant. I didn't take it in a bad way. Lol
    Stop it. Let's not turn this into a sensitive sally Sunday. Warecat is over it...

    ;^)

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    1. I don't know anymore, fancy! The lady at Starbucks told me to have a good Sunday and I responded with, "K, love you bye."
      Gotta lay off the Wild Turkey honey.

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  43. CDaN group hug!
    there is a difference between being a bully & being sarcastic.

    i'm cleaning the blackboard.
    who wants to clap the erasers clean?

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  44. Anonymous4:24 PM

    @Kristin...rofl

    That was awesome. Telling a barista that u love her is...just...awesome.

    I'm sure she gets lots of that. Before you "Starbucks" people (i was a "seattles best" person before they closed the bookstore i got it from :^() get your coffee everything is a bit off for you guys. I'm sure she understands...

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  45. i get that Wig isn't a fan of me.
    it's kool.
    but, by golly!
    she fukn' rules w/ blinds.
    #nonhater

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  46. Anonymous4:35 PM

    Oh, good lord. I didn't know that warecat and Kristin aren't fans of each other. I DONT BAIT. not my thing. My comment about u being over it was purely fun on my part warecat.

    My objective was to get shailene to stay if she wants not open up old wounds...

    Sorry. :^\

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  47. Fancy, she didn't even miss a beat. "Love you too, cookie." God bless you fancy, you former coffee cherub.

    Warecat, I like you just fine. We are bound by the same geographical upbringing. You could work on your welcome basket for new commenters ;)

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  48. i cld & shld, Kristin.
    the whole "bully" comment, kinda threw me off.
    ah, it's been a long day, boo.
    time to take off my Shady Boots.

    no worries, fancy.
    "Hakuna Matata", ghoul!

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  49. Anonymous5:05 PM

    Wtf just HAPPENED?

    Warecat...GHOUL?

    REALLY?

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  50. Fuck off and eat shit and die daylight saving time!

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  51. Whoa fancy dont be going Flatbush Avenue here ghoul=gurl I think Cleveland style.

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  52. Anonymous5:19 PM

    @Sandy brook
    HA!

    I'm getting old. Can't keep up with young people speak. Lol

    I got the lion king reference but was lost with the ghoul.

    Its like she kissed me then smacked me. Lol I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING! Don't wanna cause a shitstorm.

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  53. Ghoul and Son of Ghoul... That brought back memories.
    Also, I'm old.
    Big Chuck and Little John, anybody?

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    1. @LowKey WJW's Super Doppler Google-Plex? The best Doppler radar in Cleveland!

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  54. WareCat is good people you dont need to worry about her.

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  55. Whoah! fancy!
    baby doll.
    i have a 4yr old that is obsessed w/
    the "Monster High" dolls & vids on the interwebs.
    Uncle Sandy nailed the girl meaning ghoul bit.

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    1. Anonymous5:47 PM

      @warecat
      My 8yo is into the monster dolls. She has a few here. Didn't get the ghoul reference. Sorry..
      :^)

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  56. thnx, Uncle sandy.
    made my brow sweat for a sec.

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  57. GHOUL=GIRL!
    *breathing into my paper bag*

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  58. Its daylight saving time 's fault. This shit sux! :(

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  59. Anonymous5:49 PM

    @sandybrook
    Its totally DST fault.

    Lol

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  60. Yeeeesss, fancy!!
    "Camera Frights Action"!
    Comes out the 18th!
    I'm freaking pumped to camp out w/ my ghoul & popcorn in the living room.

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  61. lololol! Wig!
    #DickGoddard

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  62. Holy shite! Take a few hours to play with the kiddos (am so libby) cause it's nice oot and everything goes right to hell! And back too, yay!

    Shailene, I hope you come back and comment often. That sounded like a really sincere apology to me I hope you can see it as such. I think what everyone else was trying to say is that the more commenting, the better. One love, y'all

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  63. Dick Goddard is a TINY little man, I met him last summer. I mean he's probably 5'2" and I doubt he weighs 100lbs soaking wet.

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  64. Agreed TTM. Hope Shailene comes back. We'll have @Sugar lead the welcome party next time?

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    1. Sugar is a ray of weed and sunshine, no joke

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    2. She would give out the best housewarming gift baskets: hookah, bubble bath, candy necklaces, Mr Sketch scented markers, a Venga Boys cd, and homemade potato salad.

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    3. Damn it, Kristin, I want that basket (minus potato salad).

      I shall park myself on a bench and weep until it is delivered.

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    4. I never got a welcome basket... *parks self next to Seven and commences weeping*
      SOMEBODY HOLD THIS BABY!!!

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    5. Guys, I don't have any of that cool stuff, but I have muffins!

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  65. Oh, Warren Buffett. Why???

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  66. Anonymous10:24 PM

    We all need a vacation.

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  67. Good for her. Who is the daddy???

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