Blind Items Revealed
November 18, 2013
There is going to be another guest for the holidays at this family Thanksgiving dinner because the father of this A list celebrity has someone special in his life who he is calling his boyfriend and apparently is ready for him to meet the family. The good news is that the new boyfriend is finally able to drink legally. Yeah, apparently the old man likes them young.
Joe Simpson
And if you can sing "Give me just one night (Una Noche)" you get extra pie and ice cream.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'll bet said "boyfriend" was a welcome addition to the holiday meal.
ReplyDeleteOf course he likes 'em young..Like his daughter's boyfriends' age.
Sorry pops, but no Twinkie Twinkerson at Thanksgiving. It took a lot of time and effort to produce that meal and I would like for my guests to fully digest it.
ReplyDeleteYour forgetting papa Joe was a minister. When is a youth going to go to get counseling for his urges? Early to mid teens. I'm not saying he's a chicken hawk, but I wouldn't be surprised...
ReplyDeleteIt does give a whole new meaning to the concept of asking if someone wants breast or leg, does it not?
ReplyDeleteThere were recent pics of them frolicking on the beach. I hope the bf is being well compensated.
ReplyDeleteThose pics alone make me realize this isn't a blind so much as an observation. They're so awkward to me.
DeleteThat whole situation is jyst creepy and bizarre. Feel so bad for Jess and Ashley.
ReplyDeleteI bet that was a fun night!
ReplyDeleteWhat's really funny is my uncle who is a christian minister now uses the whole simpson family as a warning of evil statanic hollywood & how it currupts everyone who enters...kid you not, they pray for me....but then ask me for any dirt/gossip I can give them at family events
ReplyDeleteoooh lala
ReplyDeletethis family is nutty
ReplyDelete@Anna Belle. I get it. I have family like that.
ReplyDeleteMy beloved Grandmama is convinced that I am going to hell in a handbasket, because I don't attend church regularly.
But my idiot Aunt who is quite the grifter who does attend church was possibly taken up by the rapture when she didn't call Grandmama.
So she called my Mom, because she was worried. Out of what little family I have left, only the 'Wonder Aunt' was a possibility for the rapture. *eye roll*
this story is for reals.. apparently I am a heathen ya'll!
Well joella, you will plenty of company in hereafter.
Deletejesus i swear i didnt see this coming at all lmfao
ReplyDeleteAnna Belle, JoElla..My aunt is very religious as well and was haranguing the cousin to go to church more often. So they started going to her husbands families church Sunday night and Wednesdays as well as Sunday morning.
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't the "right" church. Go figure..
Gross hypocritical selfish prick. Notice he doesnt go for his own age !
ReplyDeleteKinda makes me wonder if those rumors about him hitting on Nick Lachey back in the day are true.
ReplyDelete@auntliddy Children that age are so much easier to mold and to control.
ReplyDeleteIf Joe Simpson gets a reality show that may be a sign of the end times.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he is still a minister & if so does he support equality marriage?
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