Monday, March 24, 2014

Blind Items Almost Revealed

December 3, 2013

Not much has been heard from this A list singer in the past couple of years. He has tried to focus all the attention on his music and pretending to be a happily married man. Gone is the bad boy image and philanderer that was so prevalent before. Not to worry though. He has not gone on the straight and narrow. He has just been getting much much better at keeping everything under wraps. He has spent months perfecting what he thinks is a foolproof plan but the problem he is facing is his lust. See, at the beginning he did keep everything quiet. Sure, I was hearing whispers that he had one mistress stashed in an apartment that he would see just twice a month. Nothing ever confirmed though. She was on the books as an employee and her apartment rent was her housing allowance. He also had several people on tour with him who actually did do the jobs they were asked to do because the singer's wife wanted to see the resumes of all the female employees. No problem for our singer though because he hired professionals but also those who would keep him happy. He got greedy though and started really drinking and coking it up again and that is where the cracks developed. Late night visits from his regular dealer who saw some women with our singer. The room service guys bringing up booze and ice to a naked singer who didn't bother covering himself while a woman was sprawled naked on a sofa. So far the wife seems unaware of what is going on but it is just a matter of time.

Foreign born. Has at least one child.


55 comments:

  1. No idea and sorry to go O/T but Stacy Keibler elf is also pregnant.

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  2. Anonymous10:32 AM

    Michael Buble def

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  3. @Reno: NY Post had Keibler pregnant a week or 2 ago. Former WWE Diva/TNA Knock Out Micky James is also said to be with child.

    Deli down the street ran out of my cigarettes for the first time in probably 8-9years. I'm kinda getting the OCD shakes.

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  4. I agree, this sounds like Robbie Williams.

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  5. @count, any other stores nearby? if one gas station doesnt have them, another one will

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  6. Anonymous10:43 AM

    Buble the auto tuned philandering booze hound and coke fiend.

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  7. Could be Chris Martin, though him cheating isn't a shocker.

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    1. But goop doesn't care. Just don't ruin her Himalaya sheets from Buddhist monks With skank stink.

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  8. Daily Mail has a photo of Robbie Williams with his little girl from 2 days ago

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2586572/Robbie-Williams-carries-adorable-daughter-Theodora-Rose-car-afternoon-together.html

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  9. I thought Buble but can't be bothered to google if he has a kid or not. I thought his wife was still pregnant.

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  10. Buble and his wife have one child also, a boy

    http://iwantpop.com/7409/michael-buble-and-family-high-fliers/

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  11. Both Buble and Williams are on tour, so is Urban. Hmmm.

    Of the three I would see Williams has been best at being sneaky.

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  12. I was wondering why he was being so quiet.

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  13. I thought Robbie Wms immediately.

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  14. @TE: Yeah, I have another store nearby that carries them for me, but that would be a 10minute round trip that I don't want to do right now.

    I'll deal w/ the not quite right smokes and go out later for the usual ones.

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  15. Jerk!
    the fukn Speedway down the street from me ran out of my Camels too.
    the fuck is going on here?
    i'm starting to get nervous.

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  16. Can't make a ho a husband

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  17. And on a side note, OT even! Warecat and Count: this is a perfect love connection! Make it so!!

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  18. Did Robbie marry his babymama? He's been fairly busy here in the uk with an album and doing stuff with take that. I say the bubble :)

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    1. Nvm he married her in 2010 I still say bubble though

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  19. we're totally telling Chuck Woolery all the deets tomorrow, TTM.

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  20. I don't know, TTM. This Warecat broad might be a little too wild for me. I may need a tranquilizer gun to insure my safety ;)

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    1. Hold up!
      U got tranquilizers?!
      Y the fuck u never told me that?
      Last time I share my drugs w/ u.
      Jerk face.

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  21. I think this is either Buble or Robbie Williams.

    Keith Urban has a penchant for sleeping with his groupies, and I'm pretty sure Nicole knows about it. They seem to have some kind of understanding. And I don't think you could say that "not much has been heard about" him in the past couple of years. He's been HUGE!

    Chris Martin has not been keeping any cheating on the downlow. His marriage is basically over.

    Of Buble and Williams I'd guess Buble given that he's probably a bit more A list than Williams (although now I'm maybe thinking Williams because he's been quieter over the past couple of years than Bubes.. who knows, just second guessing myself)

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  22. I don't use roofies to get in panties, I use them if I need an escape opportunity.

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  23. This sounds like it's going great! Just remember, kids:

    Pics or it didn't happen

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  24. that was pretty funny, Jerk

    Lol!, TTM.

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  25. @Warecat: Don't get mad, Sweetness. I'm just funnin you. I'll share my drugs.

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  26. I kno, Jerk!
    We bust each other's balls.
    That's how we roll.

    Dnt worry.
    I wnt go all Left Eye on u.

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  27. I don't care if you burn down my house, just don't cut my junk off.

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  28. Oi! Watch it with the eye jokes.

    Sounds like I need to do a ciggie run to Cleveland. Load up with Camels and roll down the turnpike.

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    1. I'll meet u in Toledo, Charlie.
      I'll save u the toll money.

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  29. Dang! Charlie's bird doggin me.

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  30. No man. I was just looking at it from a money making perspective. Where there's one person desperate for Camels in Cleveland, there must be a multitude. Be fun to include "smuggler" on my resume. Although... I did sneak a gun into Canada once. A long time ago....

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  31. I see Rod Stewart for this but ... Maybe he's too old to be acting this way .. Unless his Viagra prescription is current lol

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  32. I can't believe I missed this!

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  33. Robbie Williams was in my head from the first sentence.

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  34. I guessed Rod Stewart when this BI first ran and I'm sticking with it. He had an extended run in Vegas which would explain the woman in the apartment and the regular room service visits to his hotel room. And the man is a notorious poon hound, drinker, and druggie.

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  35. Definitely Michael Buble, Enty has published a handful of blind items on him, this blind sums up all the blinds in one.

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  36. Going with Buble.

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  37. ... longtime lurker here, who finally got of her arse and registered a Google account so I can join in. This is Robbie Williams for sure. He is a twat.

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  38. Yay for new commenting, WeeBurd!!

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    1. Cheers, TTM, I follow this site daily, it's my wee guilty pleasure! Currently fannying about trying to get a profile pic to show- this may take some time ;-)

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    2. LOL whatever you do, stay away from the Google circles! Apparently they cannot be gotten oot of

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  39. And guys, howzit coming? Chuck here has some gift certs to Sizzler; sounds like you have already reached an agreement as to substance abuse, yay!

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  40. When you start s new Google acct, use an obviously fake name and they will kill your G+ acct amd leave you w/ Gmail. That is what happened when I put cdancount as my first name and jerkula as my second. I was very happy about it.

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  41. When you start s new Google acct, use an obviously fake name and they will kill your G+ acct amd leave you w/ Gmail. That is what happened when I put cdancount as my first name and jerkula as my second. I was very happy about it.

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  42. I can't stand his schtick and I wish I could say that "not much was heard from him in the past couple of years" on this side of the Atlantic; it seems like he's announcing another bloody gig or his mug is on the telly for the gazillionth time.

    That annoying old soak Robbie Williams is back on the scene, so maybe him. Or how about we go a but more old school... I'd suggest Rod Stewart too, but he's way too cheap.

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  43. My friend lived down the road from Andre when Left Eye burned down his house. She was screaming into the phone to me, "come over right now, you wong believe this shit!" lololol. I didn't.

    Buble for the blind. Urban just bangs groupie girls, Robbie isn't big here in the US, no reason to think he'd be not quiet.

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