Blind Item #9
This foreign born A+list celebrity/singer whether he is with the band or not got this 30 something year old pregnant. She is keeping the baby. I guess she will be able to quit her day job which was some type of 15 minute celebrity thing in her country.
Sting?
ReplyDeleteHarry Styles
ReplyDeleteMick Jagger
ReplyDeleteBONO
ReplyDeleteOooh, Seven's gonna cut you for that, daz!
DeleteSt Gary.
ReplyDeleteI love it, but so few people know St Gary in the States, I doubt they'd consider him A-list.
DeleteRobbie, then? Doubt it, but going with the flow of the suggestion.
DeleteHuh, the Saint is in the DM today, landing at JFK with little Mark. No mention of L'Orange, but then NO ONE would recognize him.
DeleteBut Sting has been married since Christ was a cowboy, wouldn't they have mentioned that?
ReplyDeleteBetter lead is the tootsie, who's had 15 minutes of fame recently?
Now, what did we learn yesterday? "Tootsie" means different things to different people... No, wait, both definitions work here!
DeleteTTM said "lead is the tootsie". ((Shudders)))
DeleteWait, was the tootsie the roll, or the um, not roll? Have to go check! Brb
DeleteOh. It's the, um, not roll. Awkward
DeleteIf only it was cute little Harry. All those blinds about his love for the other little chap and the radio DJ, I almost believe them.
ReplyDeleteBono
ReplyDelete@TTM, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, the first thing I thought before reading the comments was, "Nobody better say Bono!"
It wouldn't be a big deal if one of the older rockers got a 30 year old pregnant.
ReplyDeleteI think this is Harry Styles - he loves the "older" ladies.
Gotta be Bono.But who's the girl? Some type of 15 minute thing..Hmmmm.
ReplyDeleteIt could be one of the Gallaghers too but they really aren't much older then the 30 something skank and this is worded like hes old enough to be a grandpepaw instead of just a pepaw
ReplyDeleteMick Jagger is going to be a great-grandfather... :-/
ReplyDeleteIf its Bono lets shoot the whole load and say he knocked up Helen Flanagan or one of those TOWIE girls
ReplyDeletePhil Collins
ReplyDeleteKeeping her baby = skank?
ReplyDeleteWhat word do we use for guys who don't sheath the cobra?
Come on, both parties in a sexual encounter share equal responsibility for contraception. If she didn't poke holes in his condom or give him roofies, she's no more or less a "skank" than he is for having unprotected sex with someone he's not married to.
Ok I apologize ill change her description to golddigger.
ReplyDeletechrist was a cowboy?
ReplyDeleteIt was a long time ago, auntliddy
ReplyDeleteSeven, it's the necklace!
Paul McCartney
ReplyDeleteSo....
ReplyDeleteUnwed mother = gold digger. Cheating father = victim of gold digger.
Possibly Seal:
ReplyDelete1) Coach on The Voice in Australia...
2) She might have had her "15 minutes of celebrity on the show, or was photographed with him there
3) He was in 2 bands in his early career
Aside from the "with the band or not" part, he fits as an A+ celebrity/singer
Jagger, Bono, etc. are A+++'s
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ReplyDeleteSeal is not A+ unless you think Adam Levine would qualify as A+
ReplyDelete@7 is just upset because everyone chose Bono. I didn't choose Bono because I believe in all my heart he was sent to Earth by the Holy Father and he is the Saint of all Saints and would never do this to his beloved wife and family!
ReplyDeletethat's why its Sting Iman is old and tired.
lol Iman is with Bowie, try again.
DeleteFWIW, my first thought was Sting, but Bono works, too. Wouldn't these old-timey man whore rockers have had vasectomies by now?
Sandy say the true! Are you irish ?
Delete@Laura Ramona Irish people hate that Bono twat. I mean really hate him. He spends 189 days outside the country to avoid paying tax whilst lecturing the public about building the economy and doing what we can to make Ireland good again. (it's shit at the moment. Has been for 5 years, no end in sight).
DeleteHe is a hypocritical wanker.
@Seven, please don't hate me. I hope we can still be fwends?
Back in 2008 I was in Dublin and read an editorial taking potshots at ol' Sunglasses-At-Night for wanting to add a new master bedroom to his mansion. If I remember correctly it was supposed to be some 700 square feet and this had pissed off neighbors and the local council. It's not that the man isn't entitled to enjoy his money but it's hard to take his "for the starvin' children" working-man act seriously when his bedroom is 2/3 the size of my whole apartment.
DeleteI guess she will be able to quit her day job implies she will be financially set thanks to someone who is more established/wealthier than she is.
ReplyDeleteSeal, is a British R&B and soul singer-songwriter.Seal has won numerous music awards throughout his career, including three Brit Awards—winning Best British Male in 1992, four Grammy Awards, and an MTV Video Music Award.Seal is known for his numerous international hits, including “Kiss from a Rose“, which appeared on the soundtrack to the 1995 film Batman Forever. He has sold more than 30 million albums worldwide
ReplyDeleteBless your deep and abiding love for Mr Seal but that blurb you quoted shows he had his days way back 20 years ago. No longer A list unless you count being the ex husband of a better known super model makes him one.
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ReplyDeleteI still don't think of Seal as A+ here, I'd give him A- though but what band has he been in that anyone even the UK would know or care about, he has been always been identified as a solo artist. It has to be someone who is a band and the status of that band is shaky or this person does both, performs solo and in the band
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ReplyDeleteYeah, I totally get upset when my idols have feet of clay, but not at all when people act like - oh, never mind. You have your theories, I have mine. Good day.
ReplyDeleteIn Canada a guy poked holes in his condom because he wanted to get his girlfriend pregnant on purpose and he was charged with sexual assault
ReplyDeletethe Supreme Court upheld his conviction of sexual assault because he gained consent by fraud, the girlfriend consent to protected sex not unprotected sex
I think maybe they need a new term for this kind of thing and of course the radio was ablaze with people saying what about the women that do this on purpose to get pregnant
Wow. I can only imagine the CSI stuff that went on to prove this. I mean, did she keep the holey condom and was it used as evidence? Did he confess? What the hell...
DeleteI think he admitted it in messages, she also had an abortion.
DeleteSting is married to Trudy whatever her name may be(both of them look like shit) David Bowie is Iman's husband. He doesn't seem to mind that she is old and tired.
ReplyDeleteNOT BONO!!!! Please not Bono.
ReplyDeleteYeah I was beginning to realize that. Maybe its Bowie no one tossed him into this mix and the man slept with anyone
ReplyDeleteSomeone from a singing competition.
ReplyDeleteBowie wasn't in a band. And #istandwith7 on it being a two person job in which the owner of the penis must also be held responsible. Condoms are your friend, people.
ReplyDeleteDavid Bowie and the Spiders from Mars?
ReplyDelete@Sandy - seriously? Ziggy Stardust was a persona and the Spiders from Mars his backup band. Whoever it is in this blind was/is in a band that would be A list on its own. The Spiders from Mars is not it. It is more likely to be someone either young or really older for the 30 thing to matter. So if you go older you'd be looking at someone like Mick Jagger or McCartney. If you go younger it'd be someone like Harry Styles. And I am guessing the female in question is an Olympian or something.
Delete@Lucas I think I kinda love you. :-D
DeleteI'm thinking this is Sting. Poor Trudie.
ReplyDeleteNo pity. She had no problem being the mistress when she met Sting and it wasn't her first affair either.
DeleteI'm going with Rod Stewart/and Faces and reasoning that the 15 minutes of fame because everyone has kids with him.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Rod Stewart/and Faces and reasoning that the 15 minutes of fame because everyone has kids with him.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Rod Stewart/and Faces and reasoning that the 15 minutes of fame because everyone has kids with him.
ReplyDeleteRichie Sambora?
ReplyDeletePaul McCartney / Eric Clapton?
ReplyDeleteI know Sam Bailey the winner of the uk Xfactor is pregnant, but, well ....she's not braw, so I can't see any A+ etc going there.
ReplyDeleteI'm sticking with Sting @Lucas. My first and only guess.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're right about the group my bad. I looked at them as a band and Mick Ronson was always by his side.
Michael Stipe.....hehehe
ReplyDelete*chin juts out* This is NOT Bono.
ReplyDeleteBono is God.
End of story.
Bono thinks he's god.
ReplyDelete@Cee Key God wants to be Bono. (At least that's what Bono thinks).
DeleteBono annoys me to no end. I would love for this to be him.
ReplyDeleteLol Low. you find a good catholic irish annoying? sorry guys but you made me all laugh with the Bono thing. no it s not him and never will
ReplyDelete@laura, I find his smug demeanor and holier-than-thou attitude annoying. *shrugs* U2 is a good band but Bono just rubs me the wrong way.
DeleteI don't think it's him either, but it was a fun thought.
Laura I am 1/4 Irish on my mother 's side also from her side 1/4 Scottish.
ReplyDeleteNext Monday I am 100% Irish! :)))
ReplyDeleteHmm. That isn't perfectly clear daylight saving times fault. My mom was 1/2 Irish 1/2 Scottish which makes me 1/4 of both because my father was Jewish.
ReplyDelete@IJU, you know it - forever and a day!
ReplyDeleteIt gives me the sads to know he does that. I <3 U2 but feet of clay, I know. :/
@Lucas, exactly. She's no more a skank for "getting knocked up" than he is for cheating on his wife. Wrap it up or give it up!
No where does it say the singer/celebrity is married or even in a relationship. And seriously, people HAVE to stop guessing Paul McCartney for these blinds. He is A+++++++++++++ and is never photographed anywhere without his wife Nancy by his side.
ReplyDelete@IJU...oh, that crushes me to hear that. :/ I've adored him for more than half my life.
ReplyDeleteI think it's Mick Jagger. 30 years old isn't enough of an age difference with Bono to be shocking
ReplyDeleteBono, he is not faithful and gets his--sneakily.
ReplyDeleteHarry Styles/Caroline Flack
ReplyDeleteHmm nobody guessed Steven Tyler? He was the first person who came to my mind.
ReplyDeleteTyler is American, though.
ReplyDeleteBono!
ReplyDeleteU2 song 'with or without you' is legendary and in the blind it is mentioned 'whether he is with the band or not...'.
@DR Steve---I don't expect celebrities to live in hovels and give every cent they have away. It's what they do with their time in the spotlight that matters.
ReplyDeleteMIck Jagger. A+ with or without the band, and old enough to be a little bit scandalous. No mention of a wife--which Enty would have included in the blind.
I am with Audrey. If someone is generously donating their time and money they should be able to also enjoy the fruits of their labor.
ReplyDeleteThe Concerts for Bangladesh shows were a pioneering charity event that set the model for all future charity concerts, but I didn't hear any complaining about how the performers who participated in that, Live Aid, or Concert for New York City spent their money for personal use. They all donated very generously to the events.
Bono also
ReplyDeleteIman is old and tired? Have you seen her lately.....
not so
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ReplyDeleteOoh, @Habibti, you are onto something.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm with @Seven and @Lucas all the way. Damned double standards. Takes two to tango.