Blind Item #9
The crazy thing about this one is she was serious, even though whoever told her this was not. I don't think. Who knows because that party is messed up. Anyway this B list celebrity with F list breasts who only has a future in porn said she wanted to leave so this woman told her to leave. Our celebrity said that she would but that she was supposed to orally service the host before she could leave and wanted to get it over with.
Stoddem
ReplyDeleteGreat guess, Simon.! +1
DeleteCourtney Stodden
ReplyDeleteInitially good guess, but in what planet is she, or will she ever be, "B" list?
DeleteStodden I mean
ReplyDeleteJinx
ReplyDeleteSimon is on a roll today
ReplyDelete"F list breasts" Lmao
ReplyDeleteI would have beat him but I typed her full name :)
ReplyDeleteSimon def has days where he gives everyone a run for their money. He just never comes back when they're revealed to collect his cash and prizes.
ReplyDeleteNow she's "B" List????
ReplyDeleteSrsly
DeleteOh, this is hilarious, but by damn, Stodden better not be B List.
ReplyDeleteI don't even understand what was going on here. Why couldn't she leave until she'd blown the host? What was stopping her?
ReplyDeleteA zipper, Violet. Those things are sooooo tricky to figure out.
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ReplyDeleteEven though she doesn't fit in this at all, I thought of Tori Spelling when I read "F list breasts"... That left one is so wonky!
Well if Mario Lopez is A....
ReplyDeleteA girl's gotta get paid.
ReplyDeleteThey probably paid her half up front and half after she had blown the host. That way he was guaranteed his blowie.
If Stodden is B-list, watch out for the four horsemen.
ReplyDeleteIf Stodden is B list, then Blowhan was snubbed at the Oscars for her work in "The Canyons".
ReplyDeleteIf it's Stodden that is very sad. It appears she has been groomed from a young age. Just sad.
ReplyDeleteFarrah
ReplyDeleteIt's probably Stodden, but just to be different, how about Blowhan?
ReplyDeleteStodden was at Norbys party and I read somewhere today how he has been involved with Oscar parties for a long time and "scoops up leftovers". Maybe page six?
ReplyDeleteHow in the world is Stodden a B?! How does she even make the list?!
ReplyDeleteTara Reid
ReplyDeleteStoddumb is B list if B is for blowjob
ReplyDeleteI like the Tara Reid guess.
ReplyDeleteHeidi Montague or whatever her name is? Wasn't her goal to get her breasts up to 'H' for Heidi?
ReplyDeleteB6 has it with Tara Reid
ReplyDeleteTara Reid has had botched up plastic surgery, but she can act and has a future in Lifetime movies rather than porn. That's why I think this is Stodden, and that makes me sad.
ReplyDeleteAlexandra ambrosia new breasts are Definitely F-list and lumpy. Same with Miranda new ones. JAMES packer bought her some lumpy humps.
ReplyDeleteNo one thinks Farrah?
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