Saturday, March 08, 2014

Blind Item #8

This great looking foreign born married A list mostly television actor never met a woman he wouldn't cheat on his wife with and does so multiple times each week yet has never been caught. Apparently the women all are hoping for a repeat performance so keep quiet.


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    1. Hugh was my first thought too

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    2. Hugh would and has if memory serves.

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    3. Love Hugh, but " great looking?" Dont think so.

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    4. I can understand people being attracted to Hugh, but calling him "great looking" is a reach.

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  2. So... who didn't keep quiet?

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  3. And Simon Baker too!

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  4. I'll take a giant penis and low self-esteem for $300, Alex!

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    1. Hmmm, I could use $300.

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    2. Dolla dolla bills, yo!

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    3. You'd really need something like $330CDN to cover the exchange rate though.

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    4. Geez, alright, but I'm not validating your parking

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    5. No worries, I bike most everywhere.

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    6. You may earn a tip, however

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    7. It is a LONG bike ride to here, I'll throw in for Gatorade

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    8. That's awful considerate.

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    9. @Talkstoo much Should offered the Waffles. It works every time! Trust

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    10. Good idea, dragon!

      I have waffles!

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  5. I might keep quiet for Simon.......

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  6. Gilles Marini is hot

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  7. There's your 2 Answers everyone choose a side!:)

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  8. Anonymous11:52 AM

    Mmmm Simon Baker


    Fade to black

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  9. Yeah you girls dont lose either way unless there's no other time.

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  10. Wait, we have to choose between Sandybrook and Sandybrook? Can't we just timeshare your ass?

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  11. I would not describe Hugh Laurie as great looking. Maybe that's just me.

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  12. Alex on Hawaii 5-0, Aussie.

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  13. Jonny Lee Miller

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  14. Not married never mind.

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  15. Simon Baker. Underfed, but lovely

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  16. The mathematics of this makes it plausible that over 150 women each year are keeping quiet.

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    1. Anonymous12:03 PM

      But at least one didn't, or he's bragging...

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  17. Sorry my ass has never been shared or pegged. Go see Michael Strahan for ass :)

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  18. sshhhhhhhhh

    quiet down now

    don't ruin it for everyone

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  19. Simon Baker is a well-known cheater and has been a blind item several times before...

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  20. if it's Simon Baker then Holla at me boy. I can keep secret. Shit even create new ones.

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  21. Mmmmm…I love me some Simon Baker...

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  22. Anonymous12:35 PM

    Can we have another blind, please? The sign up sheet for Simon Baker is getting too long.

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  23. I would do all of the above and wouldn't whisper it in my sleep.
    Yum yum.

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  24. We must be all done for today. Dang. Side note!

    Next Sunday is Book Club Meet#1, everyone welcome! You can find us on next Sunday, March 16th at 6:30 pm MT (will have a site thingy), book this week is "Sins of The Fathers" by Lawrence Block, short, fast read, EVERYONE welcome!!

    The blog is linked on my profile, or you can find alla us at:

    www.webebookclubbin.blogspot.com

    See y'all there!!

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    1. @TTM - so glad I saw this! I'm gonna download the book and read it this week while I'm at school. Lord, I have to sit through some class time (I'm a TA for kids with intellectual disabilities) that makes me want to just scream - only out of bordom, not anger or rage against the children :-).

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    2. Yay, Frufra, awesome! Just so you know, I wouldn't judge if you wanted to yell at any kids ever. I have kids. I understand.

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  25. TTM, I'm planning to get to the blog. Bloody life keeps getting in the way. Hopefully work doesn't stuff me around this time (your Sunday, my Monday lunch at work). Cheers fellow bibliophiles.

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  26. What's a Simon Baker?

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    1. Anonymous1:01 PM

      Look up "Simon" on Urban Dictionary, Kristin. It's something like that, I guess? :-))

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    2. Ignore CocoaBeach, love her but I'm telling you, Urban Dictionary will kill your soul WITH FIRE! And someone here will link to goatse (don't google that if you value your soul) and something steamer (kill it with LAVA).

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  27. I'll be there, chicken! Downloaded it last week and I keep forgetting to stop by for roll call.

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  28. @ttm - if I sort real life out I might get round to reading that book. But sadly my intelligence is lacking and whilst I understand what 6.30pm means I am lost on mt and how that translates into my time zone. Help?! Obvs if that makes me too thick to participate in the book club I will understand.

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  29. I saved the link, I'm hoping that sometime I have the time to read a recreational text soon or that you will do one I've already read once :-)

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  30. Breaking News; Christain Bale wife is expecting their second child. AnnE weeps

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  31. CocoaBeachBunny, as far as foreign born TV actors go, I also have a thing for James Purefoy, so I'll start that sign up sheet now.

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  32. Awww…you're too good to us, Cocoa. Now all we need is a good foreign-born TV actor-themed FFF from VIP!

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  33. Cheers, feral! Violet, BeckyMae told us about this website called time.is ; it syncs everyone up? V cool. Awesome, Seven, see you there! And miss bunny, we would love to have you. New book will be after the talk on the 16th

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  34. @Violet 6:30 pm mountain time is 8:30pm New York time which after tonight might be 12:30am London time or possibly 1:30am.

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  35. As long as they aren't blue waffles you're good to go TTM.

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    1. I still don't know what that means, sandybrook, and I really don't want to. No, dang you Urban Dictionary, I will not succumb to your wily charms!!

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    2. TTM Blue waffle = fictional infection of the clamarama.

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    3. Looks like a smurf uppercut your tootsie*. T'aint real.

      *Tootsie is what I was told to call the vagina as a kid. Didn't know til I was in college people use the same word for "toes." Very confusing.

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    4. Anonymous3:01 PM

      Kristin, were you also confused about what a Tootsie Roll might be?

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    5. Cocoa, in my formative years, yep. And that 69 Boyz song was unnerving. Ehh, cultural term my mom passed down.

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    6. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, KRISTIN??!! I've spent the better part of 15 minutes trying to figure out what would turn a perfectly good muffin blue! It's that Allison, isn't it??

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    7. Don't blame this on The Jann!! She skipped out on happy hour last week. And brunch today. Don't think she has any muffin recipes either.

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    1. @french How could i have miss this pic

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  37. She didn't wanna know and she has to cook dinner for her family and you cost her her appetite just now!

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  38. Taint police we need someone incarcerated.

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  39. I bet you thought a Cleveland Steamer was a barge sailing on Lake Erie too :(

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  40. I provided a safe environment for which to explain so she wouldn't google and see the photo. That is all.

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  41. Luther Campbell ruled

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  42. Anyone know what the scrap is about over in Random Photos 5?

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    1. @Kristin, I was wondering the same thing! Apparently sightings of David Duchovny in either London or NYC?

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  43. cosign gilles marini

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  44. Anonymous4:51 PM

    I thought it was cute when Aaron Carter's fanbase (the president and sole member of his fan club) showed up yesterday to defend him.

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  45. Why are they arguing about where he is? Is he with that alien detective lady?

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  46. 2 Live Crew ruled! You can all thank them for fighting against the man (literally) and shaping the way for today's music and the internet y'all! Yeah, I just went Supreme Court.

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  47. Asiles, crawl back into your mother's crusty cunt and cook Some more.

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  48. I hate when other websites and their commenters cross polinate to ours with their griveances

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  49. Superfly you wish you could be Luther Campbell

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  50. I despise it when suburban morons such as Sandybrook attempt to convert this hallowed ground into their own private moronathon. Go have your cunt removed to lessen your cuntiness, Sandybrook.

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  51. Wow, Mr. Massive Grumpiness!

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  52. Eat my dirty asshole, slut

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  53. What's the matter, Massive G?

    You've been on this site under various identities for a long time, and newcomers get all the love? Is that's what's bugging you? Are you really that jealous of the more popular posters?

    Were you that mousy, brown-haired girl in high school that was invisible to all of the popular girls? The type of girl that Stephen King would write revenge-horror stories about?

    Why don't you just curl up with a mug of hot cocoa and enjoy your Amber Tamblyn book of poetry.

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  54. Hugh Laurie is certainly an attractive man, but great looking isn't a way I'd describe him. I'm thinking Simon Baker.

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