Sunday, March 16, 2014

Blind Item #8

This B list mostly movie actress who has the talent of a D lister and A+ name recognition went off on a pap yesterday because he was supposed to wait until she fixed her hair and makeup. She said she wasn't going to call him anymore and use someone else.

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  1. Hope its not Katie :( so imma saying Amber Heard ibstead

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    1. @sandy. I hope too it's not the lovely Katie, but as she doesn't seem too bothered about her hair and make up status most of the time, I feel assured that it can't be her.

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  2. Well that worked out nice, Derek.

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  3. Lohan ain't B anymore kids. I was thinking a Jessica. A Biel or an Alba. Are they B though?

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    1. Agree with Renoblondee. Since JB is often papped with little to no makeup, I'll cast my vote for JA.

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  4. She moved back up the list from C-list. Gotta peek at that list.

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  5. Because there's such a dearth of paps. Such a dearth.

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  6. The way Enty works, with the very specific slam on the talent, he's claiming this is Jessica Alba.

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  7. *high-five* @Kristin xo

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  8. let me get my cheat sheet out AGAIN. Dammit. Kristin where are my damn reading glasses? This thing is a pain in the arse. Well according to rule # 3 under the box-office proposition...

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  9. Aniston looks old and horrible in the DM link from VIP

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    1. Nah, Sandy, she just looks like a normal person without a shit ton of makeup on.

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  10. Wait, so all those pictures of her before were AFTER hair and makeup? That is so unfortunate

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  11. Poor JenA! It's mimosa face and it goes away after you drink coconut water and put your makeup on.

    Gah, Justin Theroux is hot and smart, WHY does he dress like a hipster goober? Stop it, dude, it's killing your hotness.

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  12. Jenn Aniston was on the little show called Friends...anyone seen that?

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  13. the Aveeno does not work I guess.

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  14. Girl needs to Smart Water-hydrate to counteract the Mimosa Face*.

    *trademark of Seven of Eleven 2014

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  15. I wonder what foundation she uses.

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  16. oh it says mostly...my bad...maybe if Kristin didn't spill Slurpee mimosa all over my rules sheet I printed out from yesterday we would be more on point. I am printing out another one and getting it laminated!

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  17. The Aveeno tinted moisturizer gives good coverage.

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  18. Eagerly awaiting part 2 of yesterdays dissertation that is due any minute now.
    *Must get beer ready*

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  19. I was thinking biel actually

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  20. There are some facial lasers that actually cause brown spots to darken and then later fall off to reveal better looking skin, I bet she had that done.

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  21. well if you can't count on your favorite pap then who can you count on ?

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  22. Okay, since this looks like the end of today's posts, OT Alert (again). First official book club tonight, at 6: 30 pm MT, which is one hour later than Enty, and two hours behind Toronto time, if that helps anyone? It's 1:20 if THAT helps? Anyway, everyone welcome, of course, located at:

    www.webebookclubbin.blogspot.com

    and the book is " Sins of The Fathers" by Lawrence Block

    I'm gonna suggest we all change our avis to whatever we are drinking for the meet, looks as though Seven is already ahead!

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  23. No second installment to the decoder list? How will we unlock the doors to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey? (name that game show)

    TTM, I'll have to catch you kids next month :/

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    1. Wigs, can you shoot me a quick email, pretty please??

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    2. @ Kristen. Legends of the Hidden Temple! That used to be my shit!

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  24. @Lotta: Allegedly, one of Jenn's makeup artists, Angela Levin of Chanel, claims to use Youngblood Mineral Primer, as well as the brand's foundation. She is also said to use Face Stockholm Picture Perfect Foundation in “O” and “J." Of course, she's linked to a bunch of Chanel products too ;)
    If that's all just PR and she really uses Dermablend, spackle, bubble hash or the blood from AngieJo's necklaces, please share the deets

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  25. I'm going to say Jessica Alba, since she's papped every damn day.

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  26. Jen Aniston said years ago that she uses Laura Mercier tinted moisturizer for her normal day-to-day base. Not sure if she still uses it, but I have used it for ages, and it's fabulous.

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  27. Idk @lowkey sunken eyes, lines around her mouth, possible liver spots. Shame really.

    I was really really looking forward to the continuing weekend series but I guess Enty is celebrating St. Paddy's Day today and couldn't pull it together. So at CDaN series=1 episode.

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  28. I guessed Aniston before I saw VIP did too. That's a first.

    I cannot understand how the role of Rachel propelled her into starring roles in dozens of awful movies and no one else from Friends can get a job. CC self produces. So that doesn't count.

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  29. I thought s he HATES paps!! ( slowly backs away) she's mad he's wearing better boots.

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  30. I agree with NaughtyNurse, this is Alba.

    Also, Deadwood Marathon on HBOZ. Love that show. I could listen to Al Swearengen all day. "Loopy cunt" is one of my favorite terms ever.

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  31. Oh man, I wish we still had HBO. I love that show too @Count. Still pissed how they ended it.

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  32. LOVED Deadwood!!! Such a stupid move by HBO to kill it.

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  33. Damn, Count! Just as I put it on, my kids came back in from sledding! Can't have the mini-naughties going to school and calling somebody a loopy cunt!

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  34. There is a radio station here in SF that is playing Nelly's Hot in Here on a continuous loop all weekend long! It's hilarious and I can't stop listening!

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  35. A) I don't think Jen A looks that bad in those DM pics and B) even if she's not the greatest actress ever, she's in no way has "the talent of a D lister".

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  36. This blind suggested Mrs. J. Timberlake to me.

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  37. I can't believe no big reveal today. I'm bummed. Enjoy your book club tonight, you guys!!!

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  38. All that talk about Chanel, Drew Barrymore must get kickbacks.

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  39. To be different, Megan Fox. I think Enty has described her as a B with the talent of a D.

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  40. Count - best scene from Deadwood is in Swearengen's office above the saloon when he calls out one of his men for 'cutting the cheese' and not claiming it. Funny as hell!!!

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  41. I guess we're not getting the list of celeb ratings this weekend as promised.

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  42. It occurs to me that I watched the first and second seasons of Deadwood, but not the third. Have to rectify this situation ASAP.

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  43. Jessica alba is in dm today looking like sh*t. her hair is ragged. must be alba

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    1. But alba was at an event so she knew there would be photographers there so it doesn't sound like she would have a right to be pissed at some guy.

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  44. @texas - blind says she wasn't ready.. not that she wasn't expecting them. Sunday morning or Saturday morning hasn't gotten it together enough for cameras.

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  45. @Texas: 2 other terms I remembered I loved outta Al, "hoopleheads" and "celestials".

    @Reno: I forgot how it ended, but I just saw the last 5 episodes. I agree with you that it was a let down. Won't say anymore, cause Erik is going to view it soon.


    The no rubber, unshowered, high frequency whore banging on there does make me cringe.

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    1. Count - here are some classics from Swearengen Al Swearengen classics

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  46. Did I miss the big twitter following reveal?

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    1. I wonder what happened. I was really hoping for MV confirmation.

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  47. I'd say Kristen Stewart, except I don't think she ever cares what she looks like.

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    1. Thanks, I have been waiting for that confirmation. My weekend is complete.

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    2. Thought it was bertney.

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    3. VIP is probably right but enty on twitter said that the big reveal will happen sometime this week. Not sure if it will be the MV reveal.

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  49. Thanks Texas. That was a fun 45min I spent on YouTube.

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  50. @VIP Blonde

    Wow, I thought so. Thanks for the link.

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  51. I meant that it ended with no ending. They just stopped making the series. Just like that. Grrrr. Still makes me mad. LOL

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  52. I think I remember them saying that it was all about the journey to statehood, like the death of the wild west. That is why they ended it when they did.

    I enjoyed seeing some of the people who went onto other things I watched. John Hawkes, Ana Gunn, and the chick who played the chef in Treme. I don't know how Swearengen has been in nothing I've seen besides the Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Dude should get the first call for every seedy villain out there.

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    1. Count - Swearengen should have been cast in the Black Sails series on Starz.

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  53. I read it was because David Milch wanted to do "John From Cincinnati" instead. Yeah, that went well.
    I've seen Trixie and Joanie in a lot of stuff too.

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  54. I hear ya Texas. THat would probably make the show "must watch". I'm kinda up in the air about it. I watched the first episode, then a couple others here and there. I made just have to mainline a bunch of em one day to form an opinion.

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    1. I've been watching Black Sails but a little hard to follow (partially because of soundtrack and partially the period speech). Some decent sex so will probably keep watching.

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