Blind Item #8
This B list half of a B+ list group has A list name recognition. He also has a big problem after he got his peen pierced. A serious infection that is keeping him from having any kind of sex and has been that way for well over six months. Apparently it is worse than any photo you could Google about penile infections.
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ReplyDeleteAndre 3000
ReplyDelete@K--its a duo
ReplyDeleteThanks, D. Thought group meant more than 2.
DeleteDaryl Hall
ReplyDeleteYou make my dreams come true. You-hoo, you, you-hoo, hoo, you, hoo
DeleteI thought I heard him singing about penile infections in his song I Can't Go For That.
Delete#NoCanDo
#Watchoutboyshe'llchewyouup
Delete#It'sabitchgirl
DeleteLeave him alone - he's a family (of germs) man
DeleteDaft or Punk
ReplyDeleteThis is just gross.
ReplyDeleteKC or JoJo
ReplyDeleteryan lewis
ReplyDelete@Sandy---Robots cant get piercings! They will short-circuit...
ReplyDeleteWell now that Hot Sundae is a duo I shall look into that!
ReplyDeletethis was a very bad idea
ReplyDeleteHaha.Lewis from Maklemore and Lewis then
ReplyDeleteOT Jane Goodall says Michael Jackson used to physically abuse his pet baboon
ReplyDeleteRyan Lewis and I bet mackelmore- is lmao- all day long over this
ReplyDeletenow you guys forced me to put on Out of Touch by Hall and Oates! Love the song but reminds me of being in a dentist office or driving to the grocery store with my mom...
ReplyDeleteI prefer Maneater
ReplyDeleteNow I have the urge to dedicate "Private Eyes" to Little Davey Miscavige.
DeleteFine. Since it's National Pi Day and Derek fancies himself a mathematician, I will change to Alan of the Family Thicke.
ReplyDeleteLOL @Kristin! He is getting his own reality show here in Canada and Robin will make cameos!!!! Lucky us eh?
ReplyDeleteHere are the lyrics to Can't Go for That.. I knew it!
ReplyDeleteEasy ready willing overtime
When does it stop, where do you dare me to draw the line
You got the body now you want my soul
Don't even think about it say no go
Now i'll do anything you want me to
I even pierced my penis for you
I'll do almost anything that you want me to
But i can't go for that
No can do
I can't go for being twice as nice
I pierced my peen and paid a penile price
I can't go for just repeating the some old lines
Use the body now you want my soul
Oo forget about it say no go
Yeah i'll do anything you want me to
I regret piercing my penise for you
I'll do almost anything that you want me to
But i can't go for that
No can do.
@sugar -- brilliant!
DeleteStanding O! (-vation)
DeleteLIES!! LIES!!
ReplyDeleteHmm... not disagreeing, but wouldn't macklemore as a group be Alist at least. I mean they just robbed the Grammys, their huge crossover & international acts...
ReplyDeleteIm still very new here, so i understand the ratings even less than you vets.. Will tune in tomorrow for the ratings system.
I like my husbands and I got my cookie done a few years ago ..when I went for an mri and was asked if I had any metal on my body and had to tell them I got a raised eye brow
ReplyDeleteI hope to hell he's taken out the piercing.
ReplyDeleteA list musicians would be ppl everyone has heard of but maybe not superstars. Probably have crossed out of their genre and become mainstream.
ReplyDeleteSo you get these thingys and have to go through the x-ray machine at the airport wtf happens?
ReplyDeleteTalk about coke nose.. His poor Bishop is going to look like a Rook ; )
ReplyDeleteI prefer the Quaker Shredded Wheat rounds over the Post Shredded Wheat loaf shaped.
ReplyDeleteThe very thought of having my 'cookie' pierced quite makes me want to faint. Mind, the thought of even calling it my 'cookie' makes me rather queasy too.
ReplyDeletewhat about foofa? or whatever the LMFAO guy is.
ReplyDeleteHe seems dirty
So this is the reason Toni Tennille filed for divorce
ReplyDelete@Mark, good guess but I think the Captain & Tenille are permanent A+ listers.
ReplyDeleteJack White
ReplyDeleteHe is back in the news yesterday & today, announcing a collaboration with Neil Young too
DeleteMe too sandybrook..oh oh here she comes look out boys she'll chew you up.....
ReplyDeleteI never forget a talent show in college where one of the prettiest girls in the faculty but very quiet and shy or maybe not so quiet and shy did a strip tease to Maneater, oh the sound of jaws dropping on the floor. She had on a full business suit and long black gloves, to start.
Those Air Supply guys are cutting edge once again!
ReplyDeleteYowza!! Bad juju.
ReplyDeleteIf her stupid enough to get yer dick pierced, then you deserve it. Some risks aint worth taking.
ReplyDeleteWith the Grammys Mac & RL should be A list, but since Mac is a ginormous jizzwhistle, I'll guess this is supposed to be him
ReplyDeleteThrowing it out there, Max George from The Wanted. With all of his Lindsay shenanigans, he probably has A list awareness, no?
ReplyDeleteAt least B+, I'd think, Count. He's kinda into dirty so..maybe yeah.
ReplyDeleteSugar: #awesomeadaptation
ReplyDeleteArt Garfunkel
ReplyDeletemax george shouldn't have put that peen into HoHan. No way to get that level of scrud and bacteria off....
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised at your distaste Count. I thought you were open to any experience.
ReplyDeleteMy husband has one. No complaints from me.
Nah, I don't mess with my pecker or my eyes. Them things are irreplaceable.
ReplyDelete@Count: Word
Delete@count sensible advice (still, I recommend the ampallang)
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