This married former A list reality star who now works 24/7 just to stay a relevant C list celebrity has been having sex with so many guys to get financing for her new show that the only time she sees her kid(s) is when there is a photo op.
I'd have to go with Spelling (never once seen a candid shot with her and even a single one of her many kids, ever-only super uncomfortable looking photo ops at C list events-does that little Stella EVER smile?? Sad...) or Gosselin. Though the thought of either one of them doing anything between the sheets sets my gag reflex on overdrive.
No way a lot of dudes pay in order to bone Snooki. Said this, I have no clue about the person because it will probably be some American I don't know or care about like those Kendra, Jill or whatever names are above.
The expert (ie my husband) has spoken. He thinks it's most likely Tori. The description fits and they have a new show supposedly coming out soon. Runners-up: Holly or Kendra.
But Tori is a former actress and current reality star, right? As gross as it might be to think that somebody would actually pay hard-earned money to have sex with Snooki, I am guessing it is her. JWoww isn't married yet, so it isn't her.
Agreed @Gypsytrill. That one had publicity stunt oozing out of its loosely put together seams almost from the start. Nik Richie (of another gossip site's fame) even said that he has countless sources and spies on the famewh*re/celebrity scene in Canada and not a single one could track down ANYTHING-not even a trace of existence-of the supposed chick that Dean had an "affair" with. Nothing.
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ReplyDeleteBut is Snooks married yet? Um, I'm not usually anti-sex work, but that just sounds sad. So sad.
ReplyDeleteSnooks isn't married.
DeleteJill Zarin
ReplyDeleteTori?
ReplyDeleteHolly Madison?
ReplyDeleteThe possible suspect list for this blind is long.
ReplyDeleteOhmigod, Alexa, of course! Holly Madison is a great guess. And she is already in that line. Makes me less sad
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ReplyDeleteHope it's not Holly. I like her for some reason.
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ReplyDeleteIt said "reality star"
DeleteKate Gosselin *shudders*
ReplyDeleteKate Gosselin isn't married.
DeleteI'd have to go with Spelling (never once seen a candid shot with her and even a single one of her many kids, ever-only super uncomfortable looking photo ops at C list events-does that little Stella EVER smile?? Sad...) or Gosselin. Though the thought of either one of them doing anything between the sheets sets my gag reflex on overdrive.
ReplyDeleteKate Gosslin
ReplyDeleteKate was the first name that popped into muh aching haid.
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ReplyDeleteI'm going with Kendra Wilkerson Baskett.
ReplyDeleteKendra is very pregnant right now
ReplyDeleteOr, alternately, girl just wants to get her freak on.
ReplyDeleteNo way a lot of dudes pay in order to bone Snooki. Said this, I have no clue about the person because it will probably be some American I don't know or care about like those Kendra, Jill or whatever names are above.
ReplyDeleteI'm consulting with a reality TV expert as we speak... I'll get back to y'all when we have a verdict.
ReplyDeleteThe expert (ie my husband) has spoken. He thinks it's most likely Tori. The description fits and they have a new show supposedly coming out soon.
DeleteRunners-up: Holly or Kendra.
I agree with Tori, she has a show in the works and it seems like she really hustles to stay relevant.
ReplyDeleteBut Tori is a former actress and current reality star, right? As gross as it might be to think that somebody would actually pay hard-earned money to have sex with Snooki, I am guessing it is her. JWoww isn't married yet, so it isn't her.
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ReplyDeletethere have been previous blinds about holly not spending time with aurora rainbow
ReplyDeleteTori, Tori, Tori. So the fake divorce buzz didn't stir up some bucks? Nobody wanted to pay big money for the manufactured story?
ReplyDeleteAgreed @Gypsytrill. That one had publicity stunt oozing out of its loosely put together seams almost from the start. Nik Richie (of another gossip site's fame) even said that he has countless sources and spies on the famewh*re/celebrity scene in Canada and not a single one could track down ANYTHING-not even a trace of existence-of the supposed chick that Dean had an "affair" with. Nothing.
DeleteTori Spelling. OBVI!
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