Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Blind Item #7

Apparently this recent Academy Award winner has been using a pick up line on women that includes what he would like to do to them with his award. It has worked more than once.


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  1. uncle terry is rubbing off on him

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  2. *kneels down and praises the sun God*

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  3. At first I read the blind and said "ewwww" and then read Leto and said "hmmmmm, well, I guess it's not so bad..." ;)

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  4. Never trust a man with a poni-bun

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  5. Oscar's probably seen worse.......

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  6. There are rumors of Leto roughing up groupies - being very rough in bed when they ask him to stop or being very sexually aggressive in hitting on them. There's even a rape allegation. Now it's from tumblr so who knows but this is added suspicion.

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    1. Well sh*t. I retract my initial lady boner then :(

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  7. Wonder if he's having them shove Oscar up his ass (Cruise), or if he's shoving it up their ass (Pitt), or if he's shoving it up their cunt (Leto).

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    1. Or shoving it in their mouths so they'll shut it (Massive Wee)

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    2. Suck my massive Nigger cock, white bitch. My cum tastes like chocolate milk, slut

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    3. Massive G you're not a black person, and you know it.

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    4. I'm a fucking African prince, bitch!

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  8. I'm amusing myself picturing it actually being completely benign:

    "Yeah, I'm putting together a coffee table book. Can I photoraph you with my award? Yeah, that's right, just hold it by your face and smile, like it's a can of soup and you're posing for a Campbell's ad!"

    *CLICK!*

    "Thanks so much! Have an awesome day, okay?"

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    1. I don't want to hear about your masturbatory fantasies, Baby Huey. Pay a hooker and get sum already

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  9. ummmm, I'm totally down for this. Call me, Jared.

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  10. @massive G
    WOW. Using the n-word on an anonymous gossip site bro??? That including verbally attacking and slandering a woman you have never met....
    Hmmm...
    How about you go find a people's choice award to stuff up ur ole dry c--t. ;-)
    u seem like the bitterest of old hags, massive.

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    1. +1. Totally unacceptable. What are we missing here? Douchey behaviour.

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    2. +1. Totally unacceptable. What are we missing here? Douchey behaviour.

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  11. @Massive G
    That's not very nice.

    It's like trying to talk to a grizzly bear, or that grumpy dog on Bugs Bunny that makes friends with the little kittne. Now that we're past that. Have you read James Ellroy novels? If you haven't, you should, you would absolutely love them - seriously. The ones I've read are set in 1950s-60s USA. You sound like a character who would have hopped right out of one of the books.

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    1. Leeky, I think Austen is more her speed.

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  12. Considering Massive G is white and a troll and most likely a woman that makes it more offensives.

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  13. And again I agree with Sandy. I think Imma start a troll here. Should be fun! Everybody now...

    Of course everyone knows I was the Kartrashians right?

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  14. Massive shitbag - How would you know what your cum tastes like unless you've been guzzling it harder than Bieber downs sizzurp?

    Back to topic: What Jared does with the Oscar can't be worse than when Francis Coppola threw his out the window and broke the fucking things. Jared just needs to rinse them under soap and hot water and good as new.

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    1. Why did ffc. Throw his out a window? ? Please tell all?

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  15. I'd be down for it with Leto but unfortunately I'm too old for him (I'm over 16).

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  16. Oh, also, there's ONE story going around him getting rough and not stopping......I don't believe it. He gets so much hate who's to say someone didn't make that sh!t up. I do think he's into BDSM, though.

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  17. Anonymous12:28 PM

    Well. I'm gonna guess that Oscar just watches. That's all.

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  19. I like your guess @Cocoa! LOL

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  20. I've heard Leto has a HUGE cock, I would doubt that he would need to go this route in order to attract someone. I'm putting my bet on that horrible Robert Lopez character who did that sickeningly cute acceptance speech with his wife.

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  21. Anyone ever see Leto's video for Hurricane? :)

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  22. If it's Leto why would it be douchy behavior? He's handsome, women seem to adore him, it's between consenting adults and as long as he sanitizes the award I don't see what the big deal is. Even without it he was wildly desirable and had women throwing themselves at him.

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  23. "Say girl, lemme stick my Oscar up yer pooper!"

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  24. @Alita
    He's not really a woman is he? (naive here)

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  25. Leto, with the Oscar, in the butt.

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  26. JBE's reveal that Massive eats his own cum wiped the smile of the Baby Huey/hooker comment right off my face.

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  27. @sugarbread - back in 76' Coppola was being turned down by A list actors all over because nobody wanted to spend six months in the Philippines filming Apocalypse Now for him. After Pacino said "no", Francis picked up his Oscars and chucked them out the window down onto the street where they broke.

    Tsk. Tsk. Temper, temper

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    1. Oh .The 3 he won for the gfp3?? I had to scoobydoo. That. I'm not gonna front like I memorized imbd. And I can see how the rage anger issues run deep like a river in the Nicholas Cage / Coppella; family. .
      Similar to the crazy that flows down the River Roberts.

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  28. @Babbitty Snob

    Someone has been posting links to it on Datalounge lately.

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  29. @massiveG. Wow! Go & have a coffee & chill. Make sure it's a decaf .

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  30. Leto has a big pickle?

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  31. Leto! Wasn't a fan, but am liking him more and more. He was fantastic in DBC. The paps had their hands all over it. Wrap that Oscar up!

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  32. Chill, motherfuckers. I ain't black. I am AFrican American. Your gramps chained my gramps up and brought him over here as a slave. Three generations later, I sell pussy and smack on the streets to your fine young son. Word.

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  33. @JBE, that's some story. I didn't know Coppola was such a tool, but I'm not terribly surprised that Nic Cage's uncle has some temper tissues.

    I don't get Leto's hotness, but he's apparently sex on a stick for many! I can't imagine any act done with an Oscar statue to be comfortable, though. {shudder}

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  34. Leto yells them he's gonna rubs their clit with Oscar but he winds up shoving Oscar up their asses.

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