Blind Item #6
This A+ list everything except movies drank three bottles of champagne in about 90 minutes while waiting to appear on the big premiere of a show. Drunk out of her mind.
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One of Fallon's first night guests?
ReplyDeleteLook for the gassiest person you can imagine. Lotta tiny bubbles = Madame Burpsalot
ReplyDeleteLOL TTM!
DeleteOh, Betty.
ReplyDeleteMimi
ReplyDeletethough Glitter was GOLD
ReplyDeleteLindsey Lohan was one of the people in Fallon's $100 bit.
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ReplyDeleteFemales in the Fallon $100 bit were Tina Fey, Sarah Jessica Parker, Joan Rivers, Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga, Mariah Carey, and Lindsay Lohan.
ReplyDeleteGaga or Mariah probably fit the description best, maybe Rivers if the A+ ranking would fit.
Were any of them particularly burpy, did you notice, th47?
DeleteI'll go with Mariah
ReplyDeleteAll of them. Gaggag- for sure and it would be easier to keep track of when mimi ' s sober.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me that scene from "Elf" where Buddy shotguns the 2-liter of Coke and lets out a monster burp a few minutes later. Only I'm imagining Mariah with the monster burp and that makes it even funnier.
ReplyDelete@Chief - "Did you hear that??" We love Buddy so hard at our house.
ReplyDeleteGaga isn't A+ everything but acting. Mariah.
ReplyDeleteHave we been on topic long enough? Can we ask Derek aboot his date yet??
ReplyDeleteWe have. Someone needs to ask, and you're just that woman, TTM!
DeleteYay! Derek! How was the date????
DeleteI'd say Mariah looked the most likely to have had three bottles of champagne, though none were obviously drunk (by my standards anyway).
ReplyDeletehey TTM---it was good thanks for asking. Prob another one soon--we just watched movies (well sorta) ; )
ReplyDeleteFirst base?
ReplyDeleteYay! Derek got some!
ReplyDelete2nd base 3rd base homerun
ReplyDeletenah just 2nd base---gotta test out the merchandise..lol
ReplyDeleteMariah Carey
ReplyDeleteI love it when sex is described in "bases"....reminds me of the good ol' days! :-)
ReplyDeleteYes, but now I've forgotten what each base means, Brenda! Homerun I vaguely remember
ReplyDeleteWould it help I we used curling terminology instead?
DeleteAround the Horn sounds promising.
Back of the house... Probably not on first date.
Bite Stick... NO, just NO
Front of the House… third date, legs shaved
Tee Line... Say hello to the girls.
It's a start. I had no idea curling could be so risqué. I may have to watch it some time.
I am such a bad Canuckadian, even that doesn't help, Charlie! Although it DOES make me want to watch curling
DeleteI think
ReplyDelete1st base kissing
2nd case ya know--touching lol
3rd base oral
4th base intercourse
But who knows what the wild kids do these days!
Or Count. His 1st base probably involves a ball gag thing lol
Good one, Derek!
DeleteCount probably has more bases than the US Navy.
@Derek: That last line made me spit potato chips. Well done.
ReplyDeleteWhat?! Derek!! I'm SHOCKED! You must be WAY younger than I am, because the bases when I was growing up were:
ReplyDelete1st base: kissing
2nd base: hands up the shirt
3rd base: hands in the pants
4th base/home run: sex
I'm with you, NN! I thought there was shirt somewhere in there and I had no idea oral was on that menu
DeleteToday's kids need more bases, clearly.
DeleteI call BS on three bottles. Maybe two, but not three.
What is Carey A+ in? She is A+ in music, diva and knockers if you strecht it a little, but I don't recall anything else (tv, literature...).
ReplyDeleteMariah
ReplyDeleteMe too @Naughty!
ReplyDeleteMimi ! She loves champagne and could def drink that much in 90mins
ReplyDeleteThe blinds always have stories like this, but i rack my brain thinking about it and van never figure it out. Simply because I've seen plenty of people who drink like this and there are always sure signs. Tops is usually slurred speech and being off balance. While Mimi and Gaga have had there share of odd appearances, they never seem to aft drunk, as much as people seem to like to say they are. Every interview Mimi has done lately, as whacky as she act, she's always completely coherent and composed, and speaks clearly. Doesn't seem drink at all, just a little loopy. And Gaga just loves the attention she gets from acting weird and outlandish.
ReplyDeleteThe blinds always have stories like this, but i rack my brain thinking about it and van never figure it out. Simply because I've seen plenty of people who drink like this and there are always sure signs. Tops is usually slurred speech and being off balance. While Mimi and Gaga have had there share of odd appearances, they never seem to aft drunk, as much as people seem to like to say they are. Every interview Mimi has done lately, as whacky as she act, she's always completely coherent and composed, and speaks clearly. Doesn't seem drink at all, just a little loopy. And Gaga just loves the attention she gets from acting weird and outlandish.
ReplyDeleteOral was never on that list of bases, because oral is MORE intimate than intercourse! Oral wasn't something done BEFORE you actually had intercourse with somebody! That is definitely a shift in perception over the past 15 years or so. Dumb kids thinking they can avoid STDs by having oral sex. Wait until they all have head and neck cancer from HPV.
ReplyDeleteI thought the kids today were more into anal (grand slam?)...
ReplyDeleteRihanna or bey...leaning towards Ri
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